Horrible Cheating Bastard
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Tut tut.
It' called a willy Robin. It's the downfall of many a fine man. And some unfine ones aswell.
Does your girlfriend know Robin?
If not, keep quiet. The gnawing pain of guilt will go after a few years and may only resurface now and then for a few moments.
If not, keep quiet. The gnawing pain of guilt will go after a few years and may only resurface now and then for a few moments.
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552138#msg552138 date=1209209063]
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552140#msg552140 date=1209209326]
Maybe I should get married and have kids. Perhaps I need a greater sense of responsibility.
Who would have thought that marriage could actually be our salvation?
[/quote]
That's the worst thing to do.
Maybe I should get married and have kids. Perhaps I need a greater sense of responsibility.
Who would have thought that marriage could actually be our salvation?
[/quote]
That's the worst thing to do.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552144#msg552144 date=1209209395]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=22938.msg552136#msg552136 date=1209208893]
Does your girlfriend know Robin?[/quote]
I don't think she knows now, but maybe she'll find out.
There's only about six of us on this island. And two of them are my parents.
[/quote]
Then your better off to come clean.
If nothing else most people will understand and acknowledge the fact you were honest at least.
Otherwise that island could get very small very fast.
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=22938.msg552136#msg552136 date=1209208893]
Does your girlfriend know Robin?[/quote]
I don't think she knows now, but maybe she'll find out.
There's only about six of us on this island. And two of them are my parents.
[/quote]
Then your better off to come clean.
If nothing else most people will understand and acknowledge the fact you were honest at least.
Otherwise that island could get very small very fast.
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552145#msg552145 date=1209209454]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552138#msg552138 date=1209209063]
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
[/quote]
Nah, had cats with all my previous serious gf's, never stopped me cheating, I was a twat.
I dont want to now anyway, but since we've got Luke the thought of it makes me feel sick, physically sick.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552138#msg552138 date=1209209063]
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
[/quote]
Nah, had cats with all my previous serious gf's, never stopped me cheating, I was a twat.
I dont want to now anyway, but since we've got Luke the thought of it makes me feel sick, physically sick.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
How long have ye be going out with? If she'l find out off some one else then you should tell her first. If not, button it and live with your guilt.
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
How long have ye be going out with? If she'l find out off some one else then you should tell her first. If not, button it and live with your guilt.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552151#msg552151 date=1209209611]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552145#msg552145 date=1209209454]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552138#msg552138 date=1209209063]
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
[/quote]
Nah, had cats with all my previous serious gf's, never stopped me cheating, I was a twat.
I dont want to now anyway, but since we've got Luke the thought of it makes me feel sick, physically sick.
[/quote]
I was joking about the cat. A baby was way to big a big a step for our Robin, so I suggested he should try the responsibility of having a cat.
On a side note, have you any streams for the match later Jon? I could do with one that I don't have to download any program to stream it. Work won't let me.
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552145#msg552145 date=1209209454]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552138#msg552138 date=1209209063]
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
[/quote]
Nah, had cats with all my previous serious gf's, never stopped me cheating, I was a twat.
I dont want to now anyway, but since we've got Luke the thought of it makes me feel sick, physically sick.
[/quote]
I was joking about the cat. A baby was way to big a big a step for our Robin, so I suggested he should try the responsibility of having a cat.
On a side note, have you any streams for the match later Jon? I could do with one that I don't have to download any program to stream it. Work won't let me.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
Ok I know you think I'm a daft cnut but anyway.
Which would be worse, hearing from you or hearing it from someone else which will probably happen anyway?
And even if she doesn't find out, you don't seem the kind of lad that can live with the guilt.
So you'll probably end up becoming distant and finishing it eventually anyway.
Is it fair for her to continue thinking your at the best thing since sliced bread?
If she knew the truth would she want to be in the relationship?
I don't know her but I doubt it.
Yes it will hurt her of course it will, but maybe just maybe she can forgive you and get past it.
Maybe I'm alone on this but I'd always prefer to know the truth however hurtful.
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
Ok I know you think I'm a daft cnut but anyway.
Which would be worse, hearing from you or hearing it from someone else which will probably happen anyway?
And even if she doesn't find out, you don't seem the kind of lad that can live with the guilt.
So you'll probably end up becoming distant and finishing it eventually anyway.
Is it fair for her to continue thinking your at the best thing since sliced bread?
If she knew the truth would she want to be in the relationship?
I don't know her but I doubt it.
Yes it will hurt her of course it will, but maybe just maybe she can forgive you and get past it.
Maybe I'm alone on this but I'd always prefer to know the truth however hurtful.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552151#msg552151 date=1209209611]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552145#msg552145 date=1209209454]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552138#msg552138 date=1209209063]
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
[/quote]
Nah, had cats with all my previous serious gf's, never stopped me cheating, I was a twat.
I dont want to now anyway, but since we've got Luke the thought of it makes me feel sick, physically sick.
[/quote]
Thats great to see in anyone.
The idea of cheating making you sick that is.
Some many nowadays don't seem to value the family unit at all.
Fair play Jon.
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552145#msg552145 date=1209209454]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552138#msg552138 date=1209209063]
It's easy Robin.
Have a child with her, then the thought of cheating will make you feel sick to the stomach.
Fucking mental, but true.
[/quote]
Maybe they should start out small and get a cat or even a dog together first.
[/quote]
Nah, had cats with all my previous serious gf's, never stopped me cheating, I was a twat.
I dont want to now anyway, but since we've got Luke the thought of it makes me feel sick, physically sick.
[/quote]
Thats great to see in anyone.
The idea of cheating making you sick that is.
Some many nowadays don't seem to value the family unit at all.
Fair play Jon.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552153#msg552153 date=1209209698]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
[/quote]
That's my line of thought.
There's no way I could tell her. I want to reform myself, not damage her.
Bottom line is : I fucking did it last week aswell. I was eating my chips cheese and gravy on the prom, left my buddy behind because he needed a kebab aswell as his chips.... flagged a taxi, and this youngish girl that lives a few roads down from me jumped in, demanding a lift home - when we were in the taxi she demanded that I came to her house. And then at her house she demanded that I stick my cock in her. Furious blowjobs too.
I need to just stop getting wankered after work on a Friday.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
[/quote]
That's my line of thought.
There's no way I could tell her. I want to reform myself, not damage her.
Bottom line is : I fucking did it last week aswell. I was eating my chips cheese and gravy on the prom, left my buddy behind because he needed a kebab aswell as his chips.... flagged a taxi, and this youngish girl that lives a few roads down from me jumped in, demanding a lift home - when we were in the taxi she demanded that I came to her house. And then at her house she demanded that I stick my cock in her. Furious blowjobs too.
I need to just stop getting wankered after work on a Friday.
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552152#msg552152 date=1209209618]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
How long have ye be going out with? If she'l find out off some one else then you should tell her first. If not, button it and live with your guilt.
[/quote]
Spoken like a true slag 😛
Considering the size of the population and the fact that its already eating him up I don't think its an option.
I've mates that cheat all the time and no quilt at all. Never understood that.
Why bother being with one girl if your gonna cheat all the time?
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
How long have ye be going out with? If she'l find out off some one else then you should tell her first. If not, button it and live with your guilt.
[/quote]
Spoken like a true slag 😛
Considering the size of the population and the fact that its already eating him up I don't think its an option.
I've mates that cheat all the time and no quilt at all. Never understood that.
Why bother being with one girl if your gonna cheat all the time?
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552158#msg552158 date=1209210099]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552152#msg552152 date=1209209618]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
How long have ye be going out with? If she'l find out off some one else then you should tell her first. If not, button it and live with your guilt.
[/quote]
Spoken like a true slag 😛
Considering the size of the population and the fact that its already eating him up I don't think its an option.
I've mates that cheat all the time and no quilt at all. Never understood that.
Why bother being with one girl if your gonna cheat all the time?
[/quote]
Alcohol is the single most influential factor that causes people to cheat. Isn't that right Robin??
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552152#msg552152 date=1209209618]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552142#msg552142 date=1209209385]
Just come clean.
If you feel this bad you'll never get over the guilt and will probably do it again and again.
You'll feel like the magic and trust is gone. i.e whats the difference between cheating once and 10 times.
However if you tell her and she can forgive you then it will feel like a fresh start and you'll be even more committed.
On the other hand if your not that bothered just end it and have all the fun you want when
your single.
Carrying on with a lie is very cruel on her.
[/quote]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
How long have ye be going out with? If she'l find out off some one else then you should tell her first. If not, button it and live with your guilt.
[/quote]
Spoken like a true slag 😛
Considering the size of the population and the fact that its already eating him up I don't think its an option.
I've mates that cheat all the time and no quilt at all. Never understood that.
Why bother being with one girl if your gonna cheat all the time?
[/quote]
Alcohol is the single most influential factor that causes people to cheat. Isn't that right Robin??
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552153#msg552153 date=1209209698]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
[/quote]
Does it not p*ss you off to think you could have been blissfully unaware that the girl you thought was an angel could have been off taking it from some other lad?
I had the experience once and the worst part was finding out almost everyone knew for months and never told me.
I'd always rather deal with the pain of the truth than live an easier lie.
But I'm probably in the minority.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
[/quote]
Does it not p*ss you off to think you could have been blissfully unaware that the girl you thought was an angel could have been off taking it from some other lad?
I had the experience once and the worst part was finding out almost everyone knew for months and never told me.
I'd always rather deal with the pain of the truth than live an easier lie.
But I'm probably in the minority.
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552155#msg552155 date=1209209867]
you don't seem the kind of lad that can live with the guilt.
So you'll probably end up becoming distant and finishing it eventually anyway.[/quote]
No, you have a valid argument.
I hope it won't happen, but I've done exactly this in the past.
you don't seem the kind of lad that can live with the guilt.
So you'll probably end up becoming distant and finishing it eventually anyway.[/quote]
No, you have a valid argument.
I hope it won't happen, but I've done exactly this in the past.
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552157#msg552157 date=1209210025]
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552153#msg552153 date=1209209698]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
[/quote]
That's my line of thought.
There's no way I could tell her. I want to reform myself, not damage her.
Bottom line is : I fucking did it last week aswell. I was eating my chips cheese and gravy on the prom, left my buddy behind because he needed a kebab aswell as his chips.... flagged a taxi, and this youngish girl that lives a few roads down from me jumped in, demanding a lift home - when we were in the taxi she demanded that I came to her house. And then at her house she demanded that I stick my cock in her. Furious blowjobs too.
I need to just stop getting wankered after work on a Friday.
[/quote]
Ha ha ha I hate those pushy bitches.
Bottom line: You should break up with your gf.
No offence but everyone deserves better than that.
I wouldn't bother telling her now.
Once is a mistake twice is a habit, as I pointed out earlier, you'll keep doing it over and over.
[quote author=FoxForceFive link=topic=22938.msg552153#msg552153 date=1209209698]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552148#msg552148 date=1209209521]
I cannot possibly tell her.
How could you do that unless you wanted to hurt her?
[/quote]
That's my thought on teh matter.
'What you dont know cant hurt you'
I've only been cheated on once, it hurt lots.
I've no doubt I've actually been cheated on more than once at some point, but not knowing means it couldnt hurt me.
[/quote]
That's my line of thought.
There's no way I could tell her. I want to reform myself, not damage her.
Bottom line is : I fucking did it last week aswell. I was eating my chips cheese and gravy on the prom, left my buddy behind because he needed a kebab aswell as his chips.... flagged a taxi, and this youngish girl that lives a few roads down from me jumped in, demanding a lift home - when we were in the taxi she demanded that I came to her house. And then at her house she demanded that I stick my cock in her. Furious blowjobs too.
I need to just stop getting wankered after work on a Friday.
[/quote]
Ha ha ha I hate those pushy bitches.
Bottom line: You should break up with your gf.
No offence but everyone deserves better than that.
I wouldn't bother telling her now.
Once is a mistake twice is a habit, as I pointed out earlier, you'll keep doing it over and over.
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552159#msg552159 date=1209210253]
Alcohol is the single most influential factor that causes people to cheat. Isn't that right Robin??
[/quote]
Couldn't agree more.
Obviously there can be other factors but it is the main one most of the time.
People lose the ability to reason with themselves.
They see an attractive girl and pounce, no thought process to say "hang on I have a great girl at home".
Alcohol is the single most influential factor that causes people to cheat. Isn't that right Robin??
[/quote]
Couldn't agree more.
Obviously there can be other factors but it is the main one most of the time.
People lose the ability to reason with themselves.
They see an attractive girl and pounce, no thought process to say "hang on I have a great girl at home".
[quote author=ILD link=topic=22938.msg552159#msg552159 date=1209210253]Alcohol is the single most influential factor that causes people to cheat. Isn't that right Robin??
[/quote]
I've only been going out with her for a few months, but that doesn't make me feel better - she's lovely and I know she'd be devastated if she knew.
It would never have happened if I was sober. It's just so hard to resist the temptation when you're six sheets to the wind and there's some fresh totty offering to suck your nob.
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I've only been going out with her for a few months, but that doesn't make me feel better - she's lovely and I know she'd be devastated if she knew.
It would never have happened if I was sober. It's just so hard to resist the temptation when you're six sheets to the wind and there's some fresh totty offering to suck your nob.
