Horrible Cheating Bastard
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DB is right.
Bite marks?- you're fucked dude.
I'm afraid your bird will be revenge shagging before you know it.
I'm afraid your bird will be revenge shagging before you know it.
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=22938.msg552350#msg552350 date=1209218907]
Yes,and when she finds out and if she confronts you about it, you tell the truth like a man and ask for her forgiveness.
If she doesn't, then it's deserved.
If she does, then you're lucky.
She may forgive your cock, she won't forgive your brain for confessing your guilt with the fucking bite marks staring her in the face.
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Ha ha ha. You mean like a cheating rat caught out?
Yes,and when she finds out and if she confronts you about it, you tell the truth like a man and ask for her forgiveness.
If she doesn't, then it's deserved.
If she does, then you're lucky.
She may forgive your cock, she won't forgive your brain for confessing your guilt with the fucking bite marks staring her in the face.
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Ha ha ha. You mean like a cheating rat caught out?
[quote author=Sunny link=topic=22938.msg552542#msg552542 date=1209230055]
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=22938.msg552536#msg552536 date=1209229893]
DB is right.
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I wouldnt listen to DB at all. You'll end up with the clap
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Applause.
Oh not that clap?
And You can do what you want single.
When your messing someone else around its a different story.
Everyone can act the hard man on here but if it was your sister or a close friend you would want honesty for them.
[quote author=Mamma Mia link=topic=22938.msg552536#msg552536 date=1209229893]
DB is right.
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I wouldnt listen to DB at all. You'll end up with the clap
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Applause.
Oh not that clap?
And You can do what you want single.
When your messing someone else around its a different story.
Everyone can act the hard man on here but if it was your sister or a close friend you would want honesty for them.
So no one has asked the most important questions.............
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Peace out.
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Peace out.
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=22938.msg552637#msg552637 date=1209236057]
So no one has asked the most important questions.............
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Screw all the serious stuff, what is done is done, and cant be changed.
Choose your line, tell her or dont tell her, and if secrecty is the way forward, get an alabi.
Peace out.
[/quote]
Can't wait to meet mrs Nessie 😛
So no one has asked the most important questions.............
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Screw all the serious stuff, what is done is done, and cant be changed.
Choose your line, tell her or dont tell her, and if secrecty is the way forward, get an alabi.
Peace out.
[/quote]
Can't wait to meet mrs Nessie 😛
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552638#msg552638 date=1209236167]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=22938.msg552637#msg552637 date=1209236057]
So no one has asked the most important questions.............
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Peace out.
[/quote]
Can't wait to meet mrs Nessie 😛
[/quote]
She taught me everything I know.
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=22938.msg552637#msg552637 date=1209236057]
So no one has asked the most important questions.............
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Peace out.
[/quote]
Can't wait to meet mrs Nessie 😛
[/quote]
She taught me everything I know.
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=22938.msg552640#msg552640 date=1209236333]
DB how many times have you cheated on girlfriends ?
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Zero but I'm not proud of that.
I just don't see it as something I would ever do.
MY 1st gf did it to me with a close friend and I promised myself I'd rather be single than do it
to anyone.
I honestly think cheaters that hide their secret and stay with their partner are cowards and weak and selfish.
They want the best of both worlds.
I'll admit when I'm single I'll go on the tear like any man. But when I'm in a relationship I'm a one sheep man.
😛
DB how many times have you cheated on girlfriends ?
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Zero but I'm not proud of that.
I just don't see it as something I would ever do.
MY 1st gf did it to me with a close friend and I promised myself I'd rather be single than do it
to anyone.
I honestly think cheaters that hide their secret and stay with their partner are cowards and weak and selfish.
They want the best of both worlds.
I'll admit when I'm single I'll go on the tear like any man. But when I'm in a relationship I'm a one sheep man.
😛
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=22938.msg552642#msg552642 date=1209236453]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552638#msg552638 date=1209236167]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=22938.msg552637#msg552637 date=1209236057]
So no one has asked the most important questions.............
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Screw all the serious stuff, what is done is done, and cant be changed.
Choose your line, tell her or dont tell her, and if secrecty is the way forward, get an alabi.
Peace out.
[/quote]
Can't wait to meet mrs Nessie 😛
[/quote]
She taught me everything I know.
[/quote]
**Banishes three sisters and mother from Liverpool forever**
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552638#msg552638 date=1209236167]
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=22938.msg552637#msg552637 date=1209236057]
So no one has asked the most important questions.............
Robin,
1. Who was the bird and how old?
2. Was she fit?
3. What did she look like?
4. Where did you go with her, a seedy hotel?
5. What did she do that really blew your balls?
6. Did she throw a random finger up your arse?
Screw all the serious stuff, what is done is done, and cant be changed.
Choose your line, tell her or dont tell her, and if secrecty is the way forward, get an alabi.
Peace out.
[/quote]
Can't wait to meet mrs Nessie 😛
[/quote]
She taught me everything I know.
[/quote]
**Banishes three sisters and mother from Liverpool forever**
[quote author=Marquis link=topic=22938.msg552224#msg552224 date=1209213863]
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=22938.msg552197#msg552197 date=1209212252]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552192#msg552192 date=1209211973]
But she wants me to see her tonight. I can't just tell her. I haven't got the heart.
But you could easily be right about the "distant" thing. I've done that before; when you can't shag her like you mean it because you can't shake the guilt.
But please don't tell me that the only way forward is to tell her.
I can't.
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DO NOT TELL HER.
When she finds out,(and she will)...you'll just have to say you're sorry.
And mean it.
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Finally some sense in this thread.
Cheaters only tell for 2 reasons.
a) they got/or are about to get caught
b) they feel guilty.
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Agree completely with Avvy and Marq.
On a side note robin, all I'm hearing from you regarding not wanting to hurt her by telling is just another way of saying you want to protect yourself (or it's easier for you that way). Sorry.
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=22938.msg552197#msg552197 date=1209212252]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=22938.msg552192#msg552192 date=1209211973]
But she wants me to see her tonight. I can't just tell her. I haven't got the heart.
But you could easily be right about the "distant" thing. I've done that before; when you can't shag her like you mean it because you can't shake the guilt.
But please don't tell me that the only way forward is to tell her.
I can't.
[/quote]
DO NOT TELL HER.
When she finds out,(and she will)...you'll just have to say you're sorry.
And mean it.
[/quote]
Finally some sense in this thread.
Cheaters only tell for 2 reasons.
a) they got/or are about to get caught
b) they feel guilty.
[/quote]
Agree completely with Avvy and Marq.
On a side note robin, all I'm hearing from you regarding not wanting to hurt her by telling is just another way of saying you want to protect yourself (or it's easier for you that way). Sorry.
[quote author=viingx link=topic=22938.msg552656#msg552656 date=1209237573]
Agree completely with Avvy and Marq.
On a side note robin, all I'm hearing from you regarding not wanting to hurt her by telling is just another way of saying you want to protect yourself (or it's easier for you that way). Sorry.
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Don't apologise to him, he is being an utter cad, and he knows it.
It is obviously not a one time thing and he should end his current relationship now.
Agree completely with Avvy and Marq.
On a side note robin, all I'm hearing from you regarding not wanting to hurt her by telling is just another way of saying you want to protect yourself (or it's easier for you that way). Sorry.
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Don't apologise to him, he is being an utter cad, and he knows it.
It is obviously not a one time thing and he should end his current relationship now.
Jaysus, Robin - A few things,mate...
You're only dating her a few months, and you're going on like this already? How old are you mate? And, let's be honest, if this is the 2nd time you've done this in a week, then it's not a mistake, it's something that you do...
I'm not judging you - I used to be a serial cheater, because I was devastated early on in my dating career, and then AGAIN the first time I decided to really try again a few years later, so I did the whole "I'll not let myself get hurt again" thing... Then, after many years of enjoying being single, and never wanting anything serious, I met Amy. And I've never considered another woman since...
Bottom line - Depending on how old you are, you may be being ridiculously hard on yourself... You're not a complete tosser, but you're not a good partner to this yong lady either, right now. Decide if you want to stop f#$!ing around or not. If you do, then do. If you don't, then break up with her, and enjoy being single.
You know what you want - Have the balls to be honest with yourself.
But regardless of what you decide, if the only thing that telling her would accomplish is relieving younof your guilt, then don't do it. Why should she be hurt for your sins?
You're only dating her a few months, and you're going on like this already? How old are you mate? And, let's be honest, if this is the 2nd time you've done this in a week, then it's not a mistake, it's something that you do...
I'm not judging you - I used to be a serial cheater, because I was devastated early on in my dating career, and then AGAIN the first time I decided to really try again a few years later, so I did the whole "I'll not let myself get hurt again" thing... Then, after many years of enjoying being single, and never wanting anything serious, I met Amy. And I've never considered another woman since...
Bottom line - Depending on how old you are, you may be being ridiculously hard on yourself... You're not a complete tosser, but you're not a good partner to this yong lady either, right now. Decide if you want to stop f#$!ing around or not. If you do, then do. If you don't, then break up with her, and enjoy being single.
You know what you want - Have the balls to be honest with yourself.
But regardless of what you decide, if the only thing that telling her would accomplish is relieving younof your guilt, then don't do it. Why should she be hurt for your sins?
It's not really sorrow, it's the fear of being caught.
Robin is feeling more guilty than most as his chances of getting caught are much higher. I think he alluded to it before that the island is a small place, am I correct in remembering it is the IOM Robin?
The population of the island is 80k with the capital Douglas having 26k residents. The chances are that Robin lives in Douglas, that being the case Douglas is 5 times smaller than the population of Liverpool, ergo Robin is five times more likely to get caught out, than anyone in Liverpool.............
I quite like the wretched Robin, much more palatable that the cocky, self opinionated one 😉
regards
Robin is feeling more guilty than most as his chances of getting caught are much higher. I think he alluded to it before that the island is a small place, am I correct in remembering it is the IOM Robin?
The population of the island is 80k with the capital Douglas having 26k residents. The chances are that Robin lives in Douglas, that being the case Douglas is 5 times smaller than the population of Liverpool, ergo Robin is five times more likely to get caught out, than anyone in Liverpool.............
I quite like the wretched Robin, much more palatable that the cocky, self opinionated one 😉
regards
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=22938.msg552861#msg552861 date=1209288509]
It's not really sorrow, it's the fear of being caught.
Robin is feeling more guilty than most as his chances of getting caught are much higher. I think he alluded to it before that the island is a small place, am I correct in remembering it is the IOM Robin?
The population of the island is 80k with the capital Douglas having 26k residents. The chances are that Robin lives in Douglas, that being the case Douglas is 5 times smaller than the population of Liverpool, ergo Robin is five times more likely to get caught out, than anyone in Liverpool.............
I quite like the wretched Robin, much more palatable that the cocky, self opinionated one 😉
regards
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That could be anyone on here 😛
It's not really sorrow, it's the fear of being caught.
Robin is feeling more guilty than most as his chances of getting caught are much higher. I think he alluded to it before that the island is a small place, am I correct in remembering it is the IOM Robin?
The population of the island is 80k with the capital Douglas having 26k residents. The chances are that Robin lives in Douglas, that being the case Douglas is 5 times smaller than the population of Liverpool, ergo Robin is five times more likely to get caught out, than anyone in Liverpool.............
I quite like the wretched Robin, much more palatable that the cocky, self opinionated one 😉
regards
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That could be anyone on here 😛
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=22938.msg552869#msg552869 date=1209289151]
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=22938.msg552861#msg552861 date=1209288509]
It's not really sorrow, it's the fear of being caught.
Robin is feeling more guilty than most as his chances of getting caught are much higher. I think he alluded to it before that the island is a small place, am I correct in remembering it is the IOM Robin?
The population of the island is 80k with the capital Douglas having 26k residents. The chances are that Robin lives in Douglas, that being the case Douglas is 5 times smaller than the population of Liverpool, ergo Robin is five times more likely to get caught out, than anyone in Liverpool.............
I quite like the wretched Robin, much more palatable that the cocky, self opinionated one 😉
regards
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That could be anyone on here 😛
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except me of course
regards
[quote author=Vlads Quiff link=topic=22938.msg552861#msg552861 date=1209288509]
It's not really sorrow, it's the fear of being caught.
Robin is feeling more guilty than most as his chances of getting caught are much higher. I think he alluded to it before that the island is a small place, am I correct in remembering it is the IOM Robin?
The population of the island is 80k with the capital Douglas having 26k residents. The chances are that Robin lives in Douglas, that being the case Douglas is 5 times smaller than the population of Liverpool, ergo Robin is five times more likely to get caught out, than anyone in Liverpool.............
I quite like the wretched Robin, much more palatable that the cocky, self opinionated one 😉
regards
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That could be anyone on here 😛
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except me of course
regards
M
Mr Moominpoops
Guest
You should end it Robin. If the way you describe her is accurate then she's too good for you.
She obviously isn't your cup of tea either, if you were really passionately in love with her you wouldn't be regularly cheating.
She obviously isn't your cup of tea either, if you were really passionately in love with her you wouldn't be regularly cheating.
He's in the middle of trying to convince her it meant nothing, and that she was shite in comparison to her, and that she also had a much fatter arse than her.
I think my gin hangover had a lot to do with the general feeling of guilt. I'm much breezier today, to be honest.
I don't think telling her would be something to do for her sake. Yesterday it would have made me feel less guilty, but today it seems unnecessary.
Whether she's going to find out or not, I don't know. We're not so officially together (we don't live together) that I need to feel morally obliged to tell her. It's essentially a relaxed thing, just I've felt it feeling more serious lately... Even if I was morally obliged I probably wouldn't see it as the right thing to do.
I just need to avoid this sort of thing in future.
And hope those bite marks fade fast.
I don't think telling her would be something to do for her sake. Yesterday it would have made me feel less guilty, but today it seems unnecessary.
Whether she's going to find out or not, I don't know. We're not so officially together (we don't live together) that I need to feel morally obliged to tell her. It's essentially a relaxed thing, just I've felt it feeling more serious lately... Even if I was morally obliged I probably wouldn't see it as the right thing to do.
I just need to avoid this sort of thing in future.
And hope those bite marks fade fast.
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=22938.msg552982#msg552982 date=1209299044]
If the way you describe her is accurate then she's too good for you. [/quote]
Yeah, I'm sure she is. But maybe I knew that from the beginning anyway, so it doesn't really change much.
I have my good points.
If the way you describe her is accurate then she's too good for you. [/quote]
Yeah, I'm sure she is. But maybe I knew that from the beginning anyway, so it doesn't really change much.
I have my good points.
