Other forum meltdown watch 24/25

[Fabio]

Don't know why they're moaning, We've not played anyone yet.

 

[Modo]

Redcafe when Elliott scored:

UEFA Champions League Round of 16 - 4/3/25 - 12/3/25

Alison is ridiculous tonight Yeah...

www.redcafe.net

 

[Frogfish]

Redcafe when Elliott scored:

UEFA Champions League Round of 16 - 4/3/25 - 12/3/25

Alison is ridiculous tonight Yeah...

www.redcafe.net

This game belonged on pornhub it was that much of a shagging. How do they do it?

Looks like their luck is in. They could take a shit on the pitch right now and it would be diamond encrusted and would count as a priceless heirloom on The Antiques Roadshow.

All other things aside. Great play by Nunez.

We used up all of our luck in the Fergie years. The universe hates us now and is hell bent on paying us back with interest for all of those years of success.

PSG are fast... but without finishing it counts for nothing obviously. entirely reduced on long shots and corners, which Liverpool endured thanks to Alisson, while they conceded the first time Liverpool got in their penalty area.

PSG didn't look like scoring at all in the second half.

Liverpool are too strong defensively for PSG and unlikely to let this slip at home.

PSG didn't really look that threatening in the second half and most of their shots were from outside the box. They should have scoreona couple first half, true, but I feel Liverpool are too good defensively to for PSG to overturn the result.

Congratulations Liverpool. Always love to see these oil clubs getting eliminated.
Great PSG losing at home, City already out, Chelsea playing in European wilderness. (Bayern Fan)

Liverpool got lucky, but not as much as one would think, you look at someone like Dembele, he has consistently been a poor finisher throughout his career, same as vs Liverpool, nothing new, really. (Real fan).

 

[tombrown]

PSG had a perfectly good goal ruled out for offside. I'm not having someone's calf being offside.

haha

 

[Mamma Mia]

This game belonged on pornhub it was that much of a shagging. How do they do it?

Looks like their luck is in. They could take a shit on the pitch right now and it would be diamond encrusted and would count as a priceless heirloom on The Antiques Roadshow.

All other things aside. Great play by Nunez.

We used up all of our luck in the Fergie years. The universe hates us now and is hell bent on paying us back with interest for all of those years of success.

PSG are fast... but without finishing it counts for nothing obviously. entirely reduced on long shots and corners, which Liverpool endured thanks to Alisson, while they conceded the first time Liverpool got in their penalty area.

PSG didn't look like scoring at all in the second half.

Liverpool are too strong defensively for PSG and unlikely to let this slip at home.

PSG didn't really look that threatening in the second half and most of their shots were from outside the box. They should have scoreona couple first half, true, but I feel Liverpool are too good defensively to for PSG to overturn the result.

Congratulations Liverpool. Always love to see these oil clubs getting eliminated.
Great PSG losing at home, City already out, Chelsea playing in European wilderness. (Bayern Fan)

Liverpool got lucky, but not as much as one would think, you look at someone like Dembele, he has consistently been a poor finisher throughout his career, same as vs Liverpool, nothing new, really. (Real fan).

More rational and sensible than a lot of SCM!

 

[MomoWASright]

Aaaaaaannnnnndddddd the fume. Same as before, let’s log in on about 85 minutes.

Watch these lucky cunts sneak a late one

‘Goalkeeping masterclass’
Fuck me
He has played well but this commentator

Please let PSG score with an alyson mistake

The longer this stays nil nil the more you can see that lot getting a break away goal.

Liverpool doing what Real Madrid did to them in the CL final 3 seasons ago. For Courtois see Allison. He’s been outstanding

Keepers made 2 good saves and a handful of times where he's been required to do the most basic goalkeeping imaginable and it's a "masterclass" what a load of bollocks.

This match illustrates how good LFC actually are, they’ve employed the same tactics as against us sitting back and hoping they get something on the break. If it hadn’t been for a brilliant performance from Allison then the score could have been embarrassing We took PSG on they have been scared to do so with a fully fit squad
They’ve also got lucky with two decisions

Absolutely lucky bastards tonight. They’ll go and hammer them at anfield now too

Utter shite commentary

The KO punch

You just knew it.

So predictable

And there it is. Smash and grab. Cunts.

Just fuck off. Let the asteroid strike now.

Liverpool are fraudsters

Always the jammy cunts

Smash and grab.

Very PSG-like after all.

Get to fuck.

PSG should be utterly ashamed

Robbing scouse bastards!

Hello police? I’d like to report a robbery

I mean of course, like I said folks Madrid is our only hope against these twats.

Great tracking back by the dickhead on PSG's left side.

Vomits

Oh fuck off. Scousers on the rob again

PSG have messed around too much in the box, a bit like City.

Ffs.

PSG - simply replacing superstar bottle jobs, with younger bottle jobs.

Liverpool has plot armour this season.

Sums up the dippers all season. Rarely been the better team but everything going for them.

PSG bottle jobs, some things never change

Fucking destroyed but story of their season, last luck has been shining bright;

Think I'll avoid the uk sports media for a few hours...

Proves beyond doubt this Dipper team are nowhere near the best side in Europe.
Madrid or Bayern would easily turn them over, as might PSG in the return leg.

I have never and I mean never seen a team with as much luck as these twats have had this season, no injuries for them, the opposition having countless injuries, the refs give them every decision, the amount of chances the other teams miss, you can say Madrid but even they have been wrecked by injuries this season, it's just nauseating.

My god how the actual fuck did the lucky fuckers get away with that?

I wonder if Luis Enrique told the referee that he has fucking cost them the champions league?

It’s a long time since I’ve been as sickened watching a match that didn’t involve City

Those cunts have some luck

The Konate red card wasn’t discussed by the pundits on MOTD there when analysing the game

Fair and balanced

More jam than Hartleys that scouse mob last night fking hell

 

[MomoWASright]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdeFEM6N/

 

[Frogfish]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdeFEM6N/

That sort of delayed over-reaction is so contrived. Can't watch it. A real reaction would be an immediate swearing avalanche followed by throwing cushions at the TV !

 

[Squiggles]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdejuHa9/

 

[binomial]

Ange has to be the biggest fraud in football. The guy has lost 37% of his games as Spursy manager. Even Amorim has less with 36%!!!!! Arne has lost just 0.09%!!!!!

Ouch.....


View: https://x.com/jackthfc_/status/1897731939638849620

Care to comment at this dark and depressing time Dreamers?

 

[tombrown]

So happy there was no TikTok in May 1999

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdeFEM6N/

 

[Brizzle]

Ange has to be the biggest fraud in football. The guy has lost 37% of his games as Spursy manager. Even Amorim has less with 36%!!!!! Arne has lost just 0.09%!!!!!

Ouch.....


View: https://x.com/jackthfc_/status/1897731939638849620

Care to comment at this dark and depressing time Dreamers?

He's out of his depth the poor guy. I think he's struggle to take a Championship in to the PL, let alone try and compete with relatively top team in Europe's greatest league.

I can see him spending over the summer and then being sacked by November.

 

[Frogfish]

He's out of his depth the poor guy. I think he's struggle to take a Championship in to the PL, let alone try and compete with relatively top team in Europe's greatest league.

I can see him spending over the summer and then being sacked by November.

If this continues no way Spurs don't sack him in the Summer (or earlier). Levy is not exactly known for his patience. I don't think he's far away now TBH.

 

[Athens]

More rational and sensible than a lot of SCM!

To be fair, for fans who normally hate us they do seem fairly rational and sane.

I especially like this one, although it's not particularly rational but it's what we're all thinking.

We used up all of our luck in the Fergie years. The universe hates us now and is hell bent on paying us back with interest for all of those years of success.

 

[peterhague]

Ange has to be the biggest fraud in football. The guy has lost 37% of his games as Spursy manager. Even Amorim has less with 36%!!!!! Arne has lost just 0.09%!!!!!

Ouch.....


View: https://x.com/jackthfc_/status/1897731939638849620

Care to comment at this dark and depressing time Dreamers?

How the hell can Slot have lost less than 1% of his games when he hasn't even had 100 in total?!

 

[binomial]

How the hell can Slot have lost less than 1% of his games when he hasn't even had 100 in total?!

Not sure if serious?

The same way you can win 100% of your games if you've had less than 100 games.

 

[MomoWASright]

You can win 100% of 45 games by winning 45. You can’t lose 0.09% of 45 games because that is less than 1.

There’s today’s maths lesson. It’s Friday. Let’s finish early and go the pub.

 

[tombrown]

Not sure if serious?

The same way you can win 100% of your games if you've had less than 100 games.

Not sure if serious

Go back to school

 

[peterhague]

Not sure if serious?

The same way you can win 100% of your games if you've had less than 100 games.

Alright then - given the obvious fact that we've lost more than zero!

 

[binomial]

Hahaha

10% shit, my bad.

I was just getting a little ahead of myself because I know Arne is going the next 357 games unbeaten.

 

[reuque]

How the hell can Slot have lost less than 1% of his games when he hasn't even had 100 in total?!

If you think that's mind blowing:

View: https://youtu.be/-fC2oke5MFg?si=3wQCay1HwBgdbAef

 

[Fabio]

Always a delight to see limmy

 

[doctor_mac]

Always a delight to see limmy

Love Limmy's show. Some of the Dee Dee sketches were genius.

 

[dogboy]

Love Limmy's show. Some of the Dee Dee sketches were genius.

The sketches where another version of himself breaks into his house are terrifying.

 

[doctor_mac]

The sketches where another version of himself breaks into his house are terrifying.

Not sure I've seen those!

 

[Fabio]

Not sure I've seen those!

He did a few new series during lockdown, "Limmys Home-made show". Literally him doing sketches in his house


View: https://youtu.be/FfTT7mxGw8I?si=he1RQtkar13s9AKB

 

[doctor_mac]

Ahh I thought from @dogboy a version of Dee Dee broke into Dee Dee's house. I was thinking, Dee Dee isn't breaking intae no-one's house.

Dee Dee:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwhaXLvkdU

 

[doctor_mac]

Or this:

View: https://dai.ly/x2zhsi0

 

[dogboy]

He did a few new series during lockdown, "Limmys Home-made show". Literally him doing sketches in his house


View: https://youtu.be/FfTT7mxGw8I?si=he1RQtkar13s9AKB

That's the one, thanks @Fabio

 

[Dreambeliever]

The hope at 0-1 would have been delicious.