Claire Balding's love child is gagging for it

[Hyena]

I agree but it will be SOOOOOO hard

Not as hard as I'll be if he scores the last derby goal ever at Goodison.

 

[dee]

Not as hard as I'll be if he scores the last derby goal ever at Goodison.

Given the luck of the Blueshite it’d be an oggy

 

[Hansern]

Newcastle United sources have suggested that Liverpool could return with cash bid for Anthony Gordon.[
@lee_ryder
]

 

[dee]

@doctor_mac time for the good beans sir

 

[dee]

Organic beans - woah!

 

[Markeh]

Newcastle United sources have suggested that Liverpool could return with cash bid for Anthony Gordon.[
@lee_ryder
]

this is all a bit fishy no?

 

[Markeh]

break out the suspicious beans

 

[dee]

break out the suspicious beans

You're right

 

[Bradley]

I had some Spam during the week. First time in years. It was surprisingly nice.

 

[doctor_mac]

The part of me that imagines how Evertonians will be going off their heads make me like this, but I think they'll be asking more money than I'd like us to pay.

 

[dee]

The part of me that imagines how Evertonians will be going off their heads make me like this, but I think they'll be asking more money than I'd like us to pay.

£70-80M?

 

[doctor_mac]

£70-80M?

Yeah, that's a lot! It depends, what do we want him to do? Left wing/ forward? Is he that much more productive than Diaz? If we're selling Diaz, and we can recoup most of that fee then it makes sense, i suppose.

 

[Brizzle]

The only thing that makes me question this is that LW is where most of our team excel or are strong e.g. Diaz, Gakpo and Jota at times too.

I thought Diaz did great in some of his games as our right forward so maybe Slot is thinking this too (or planning to cash in)

 

[dee]

The only thing that makes me question this is that LW is where most of our team excel or are strong e.g. Diaz, Gakpo and Jota at times too.

I thought Diaz did great in some of his games as our right forward so maybe Slot is thinking this too (or planning to cash in)

I'm ok with a Gordon Diaz switch.

Gordon/Gakpo Nunez/Jota Salah/ New signing

 

[rubans]

I would imagine yes, we should sell one of the front 5 to do so.

 

[StevieM]

I think the problem is, the thread title’s too boring to attract a decent camping troupe, let alone a selection of the finest beans in humanity.

 

[keniget]

I think the problem is, the thread title’s too boring to attract a decent camping troupe, let alone a selection of the finest beans in humanity.

Gordon himself is too boring.

Anotonio Gordinho on the other hand...

 

[dee]

I think the problem is, the thread title’s too boring to attract a decent camping troupe, let alone a selection of the finest beans in humanity.

Better?

Too much?

 

[rubans]

Even for SCM these threads are getting too hard to decipher.
Imagine a newbie trying to make sense of this place 🙂

 

[dee]

Even for SCM these threads are getting too hard to decipher.
Imagine a newbie trying to make sense of this place 🙂

Newbie! We don't do newbies on here 🙂

 

[rubans]

It's like Tax, we need them to pay for site upkeep...

 

[dee]

It's like Tax, we need them to pay for site upkeep...

SOMEONE'S GOING TO PAY ME!!!!!!!!

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

 

[MomoWASright]

It's like Tax, we need them to pay for site upkeep...

Fresh meat.

 

[HC]

Id advocate for the signing but is he an improvement on Diaz though ....

 

[dee]

Id advocate for the signing but is he an improvement on Diaz though ....

Two words

End product

 

[StevieM]

Better?

Too much?

Never too much on SCM… much better… love your work.

 

[jan]

I'm ok with a Gordon Diaz switch.

Gordon/Gakpo Nunez/Jota Salah/ New signing

Sounds good although I guess you won't be too happy to hear that the new signing here will be Fabio Carvalho

 

[dee]

I guess you won't be too happy to hear that the new signing here will be Fabio Carvalho

You obviously missed how excited I am to see if Fabio can impress in pre-season. He has an open goal in front of him

 

[refugee]

You obviously missed how excited I am to see if Fabio can impress in pre-season. He has an open goal in front of him

Good job he's not Darwin

 

[Fabio]

I want carvalho sold so I don't get briefly confused when I skim read a thread