Joe Allen

[SummerOnions]

Figured he deserves his own thread, because that was some very sexy football he just played.

He makes everything look so effortless and casual, especially in the tackle. What a fucking bargain he could turn out to be

Can anyone (Binny!) get up some passing/tackling stats for me?

 

[Leo]

He's everything that a midfielder should be.

 

[.Dan.]

Fantastic player and a pleasure to watch. Always seems available for a pass and it all looks effortless.

 

[Shadey]

just heard he had 91% pass rate for the whole of last season

 

[Gary25]

The lad can play.

He can spot a pass, he's aware of what's around him, he's composed and he has a turn of pace over 10 yards that gets him away from opponents.

 

[aquaman4]

That is 15 million well spent.

 

[Leo]

I wouldn't worry too much about stats tbh.
Anyone can see that he always picks the right pass and moves into space.
Which is exactly what we have been missing for the last 4 years.

 

[King Binny]

93% pass completion today (43/46 passes)

95% pass completion for the season (114 passes), 31% forward passes

 

[SummerOnions]

Cheers Binny, what do the shapes mean?

 

[Rafiagra]

Looks quality. Very good bit of business. He's also settled straight in which is important and having an immediate impact.

 

[themn]

Cheers Binny, what the fuck does any of it mean?

Fixed for me.

 

[King Binny]

 

[themn]

*needs a lie down*

 

[dmishra]

He was so good today, I think I'm going to have my pre-bed wank tonight watching a clip of him passing the ball.

The best thing is I think Sahin is better.

 

[Fabio]

He was so good today, I think I'm going to have my pre-bed wank tonight watching a clip of him passing the ball.

The best thing is I think Sahin is better.

I cannot explain how excited I am to see sahin and Allen together

They'll make me blush due to my constant erection

 

[dmishra]

I'm quite giddy at the prospect myself.

 

[Red Mullet]

I'm quite giddy at the prospect myself.

You're giddy of Fabio's willy?

 

[irishred]

What a game for Sahin and Assaidi to look on and soak in the atmosphere...i'd say they want to play tomorrow after experiencing that.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

You're giddy of Fabio's willy?

You obviously haven't seen Fabio's willy!

 

[Mamma Mia]

Have we ever had a player like Allen before?

 

[Ryan]

Ronnie Whelan.

 

[dantes]

Have we ever had a player like Allen before?

Not one as young and with a full head of hair.

 

[Mamma Mia]

Ronnie Whelan.

That's a decent shout.

 

[acejmk]

Ronnie Whelan.

Yea good call

 

[Sunny]

The lad looks an excellent player.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Our welshman was very impressive.

 

[gkmacca]

It's cool, clear intelligence at the heart of the team with Allen, which is why so many of us were so keen for the club to sign him.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Our welshman was very impressive.

You know both his parents are English? That's probably why he's so good ...

 

[Judge Jules]

Wizzy, you tend to find that with most of the best players in any Welsh sports team.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Wizzy, you tend to find that with most of the best players in any Welsh sports team.

Just like the strong South African roots of the entire England cricket team! 🙂