Rap-off or whatever its called
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His name is Doc Mac,
He's easy to attack.
I can give him loads of Flack and he's got no comeback.
He claims he's a doc,
but thats just easy to mock,
With the powers of sheik, his username I would block.....
When I spit, the forums chocablock, the fan flock, cuz I rock
And at the end of the day I owe the Doc!!
Whoop whoop whoop......
Peace out!
He's easy to attack.
I can give him loads of Flack and he's got no comeback.
He claims he's a doc,
but thats just easy to mock,
With the powers of sheik, his username I would block.....
When I spit, the forums chocablock, the fan flock, cuz I rock
And at the end of the day I owe the Doc!!
Whoop whoop whoop......
Peace out!
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=20140.msg476394#msg476394 date=1201540426]
His name is Doc Mac,
He's easy to attack.
I can give him loads of Flack and he's got no comeback.
He claims he's a doc,
but thats just easy to mock,
With the powers of sheik, his username I would block.....
When I spit, the forums chocablock, the fan flock, cuz I rock
And at the end of the day I owe the Doc!!
Whoop whoop whoop......
Peace out!
[/quote]
Fuck me!
HEY EVERYONE, IT'S KRS-ONE!
His name is Doc Mac,
He's easy to attack.
I can give him loads of Flack and he's got no comeback.
He claims he's a doc,
but thats just easy to mock,
With the powers of sheik, his username I would block.....
When I spit, the forums chocablock, the fan flock, cuz I rock
And at the end of the day I owe the Doc!!
Whoop whoop whoop......
Peace out!
[/quote]
Fuck me!
HEY EVERYONE, IT'S KRS-ONE!
Well with 45 secs til I left the office I didn't really get time to go at it.
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=20140.msg476396#msg476396 date=1201540535]
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=20140.msg476394#msg476394 date=1201540426]
His name is Doc Mac,
He's easy to attack.
I can give him loads of Flack and he's got no comeback.
He claims he's a doc,
but thats just easy to mock,
With the powers of sheik, his username I would block.....
When I spit, the forums chocablock, the fan flock, cuz I rock
And at the end of the day I owe the Doc!!
Whoop whoop whoop......
Peace out!
[/quote]
Fuck me!
HEY EVERYONE, IT'S KRS-ONE!
[/quote]
Shut up its Rakim!
[quote author=Dreambeliever link=topic=20140.msg476394#msg476394 date=1201540426]
His name is Doc Mac,
He's easy to attack.
I can give him loads of Flack and he's got no comeback.
He claims he's a doc,
but thats just easy to mock,
With the powers of sheik, his username I would block.....
When I spit, the forums chocablock, the fan flock, cuz I rock
And at the end of the day I owe the Doc!!
Whoop whoop whoop......
Peace out!
[/quote]
Fuck me!
HEY EVERYONE, IT'S KRS-ONE!
[/quote]
Shut up its Rakim!
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg476150#msg476150 date=1201524082]
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=20140.msg474783#msg474783 date=1201352736]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474604#msg474604 date=1201307759]
As for my member, its never a problem
When girls have a riddle
He always will solve'em.[/quote]
Hahaha
Hey diddle diddle
If Mac's chub solves the riddles
Old Doc
must have a cock
like a bookworm
but I hear noises like that bitch is still too warm
so move over,
Rover
before you get turned over
cos though I hate to say it
your bookworm's prosaic
I'm Robin
of the motherfuckin' Hood
Yo Doctor better check the motherfuckin' time
I hope you understood
you're in school now
so put down your Puff-Daddy stencil
get out your pencil
and I'll show you how to rhyme
too fucking easy.
[/quote]
Been entertaining in-laws since Saturday noon sir,
S'why I haven't smacked you're punk ass around the place sooner,
Well here I go
Here I go
Here I, Here I
go go
Wickety whack,
Wickety whack
Wickety wickety wickety
Your focus on my cock
is making me feel sickety.
What's your problem man?
Yuknow it really isn't cool
To spend your time thinking
'Bout another man's tool.
How you spend your time man
All the fucking week?
Following guys into toilets
Hoping for a peek?
Shee-at!!
Motherfcuker don't know about my johnson
But he's gotta fucking deathwish man
And I'll be his Charlie Bronson.
Stop it man,
With thinking bout my manhood,
I know,
You're an Isle of Man dude
A sheep was your first love
And Oh how you kissed her
Had to be a sheep
Cos your bro' scored your sister
Nothing to do,
You always masterbated
With your fucked up
deformed hand
Cos your folks are related.
Shee-at,
I feel soory for you,
Your momma is your cousin
Yer Pa's yer Uncle too.
Now you settled down
Met a 'ho off the ferry,
She doesn't know
how you lost your cherry,
Tell her the story
How the Chicken needed plucked
Instead,
The chicken got...
Fuck it man I'm done with this rhyme
Things to do and I don't got the time
To smack you about, bitch
You inbred viking Manx,
Your rhymes are 2CVs
And mine are fucking tanks.
[/quote]
well my 2CVs
a'gonna blow blue cheese
a'gonna smoke your knees
all the women scream PLEEEASE
in desperation
whilst you trip up in front of the nation
of 6 crazy minutes
you hesitate yo
an' I make you sick-up your elation
an' think you dreamed it
but your rhymes don't impress shit
I'll rhyme-o-matic
while you choke and can't hack it
so what's with all the dumb-ass typos, no show?
you some sort of play-park kleenex wipe-o
cowerin'?
that's right you're weak like tissue
you shower of shit
an I take issue :
they don't miss you
they frisk me
and diss you
so I twist you
why don't you kiss me where you can't see?
I'm a verbal contortionist
the only one with ellipsis
from Ezra Pound
to Chuck D
they all cowerin' at my lyrical facility
got internal rhyme
and rude alliteration
step off "Doc"
let me inspect the patient
think you're Samuel Beckett
think you fuckin' Chaucer
did you eat somethin' raw?
I'd expect more from your daughter
[quote author=robinhood link=topic=20140.msg474783#msg474783 date=1201352736]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474604#msg474604 date=1201307759]
As for my member, its never a problem
When girls have a riddle
He always will solve'em.[/quote]
Hahaha
Hey diddle diddle
If Mac's chub solves the riddles
Old Doc
must have a cock
like a bookworm
but I hear noises like that bitch is still too warm
so move over,
Rover
before you get turned over
cos though I hate to say it
your bookworm's prosaic
I'm Robin
of the motherfuckin' Hood
Yo Doctor better check the motherfuckin' time
I hope you understood
you're in school now
so put down your Puff-Daddy stencil
get out your pencil
and I'll show you how to rhyme
too fucking easy.
[/quote]
Been entertaining in-laws since Saturday noon sir,
S'why I haven't smacked you're punk ass around the place sooner,
Well here I go
Here I go
Here I, Here I
go go
Wickety whack,
Wickety whack
Wickety wickety wickety
Your focus on my cock
is making me feel sickety.
What's your problem man?
Yuknow it really isn't cool
To spend your time thinking
'Bout another man's tool.
How you spend your time man
All the fucking week?
Following guys into toilets
Hoping for a peek?
Shee-at!!
Motherfcuker don't know about my johnson
But he's gotta fucking deathwish man
And I'll be his Charlie Bronson.
Stop it man,
With thinking bout my manhood,
I know,
You're an Isle of Man dude
A sheep was your first love
And Oh how you kissed her
Had to be a sheep
Cos your bro' scored your sister
Nothing to do,
You always masterbated
With your fucked up
deformed hand
Cos your folks are related.
Shee-at,
I feel soory for you,
Your momma is your cousin
Yer Pa's yer Uncle too.
Now you settled down
Met a 'ho off the ferry,
She doesn't know
how you lost your cherry,
Tell her the story
How the Chicken needed plucked
Instead,
The chicken got...
Fuck it man I'm done with this rhyme
Things to do and I don't got the time
To smack you about, bitch
You inbred viking Manx,
Your rhymes are 2CVs
And mine are fucking tanks.
[/quote]
well my 2CVs
a'gonna blow blue cheese
a'gonna smoke your knees
all the women scream PLEEEASE
in desperation
whilst you trip up in front of the nation
of 6 crazy minutes
you hesitate yo
an' I make you sick-up your elation
an' think you dreamed it
but your rhymes don't impress shit
I'll rhyme-o-matic
while you choke and can't hack it
so what's with all the dumb-ass typos, no show?
you some sort of play-park kleenex wipe-o
cowerin'?
that's right you're weak like tissue
you shower of shit
an I take issue :
they don't miss you
they frisk me
and diss you
so I twist you
why don't you kiss me where you can't see?
I'm a verbal contortionist
the only one with ellipsis
from Ezra Pound
to Chuck D
they all cowerin' at my lyrical facility
got internal rhyme
and rude alliteration
step off "Doc"
let me inspect the patient
think you're Samuel Beckett
think you fuckin' Chaucer
did you eat somethin' raw?
I'd expect more from your daughter
So this thread has been vaulted. I suppose that's confirmation that I am indeed 6CM's inaugural Rap-off champion.
Wickety whack,
wickety whack,
Doctor Mac,
Doctor Mac,
Wickety whack,
wickety whack,
Doctor Mac,
Doctor Mac,
repeat....
Wickety whack,
wickety whack,
Doctor Mac,
Doctor Mac,
Wickety whack,
wickety whack,
Doctor Mac,
Doctor Mac,
repeat....
*Snuggles into Oncy's shoulder*
Dey fink dat Doctor Wack is a better wapper dan me Uncle Oncy.
*Wipes away tear*
Dey bin owwible to me.
Ban dem all.
Pwitty pwease.
Dey fink dat Doctor Wack is a better wapper dan me Uncle Oncy.
*Wipes away tear*
Dey bin owwible to me.
Ban dem all.
Pwitty pwease.
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=20140.msg481468#msg481468 date=1201915273]
*Snuggles into Oncy's shoulder*
Dey fink dat Doctor Wack is a better wapper dan me Uncle Oncy.
*Wipes away tear*
Dey bin owwible to me.
Ban dem all.
Pwitty pwease.
[/quote]
Cut your whining bitch.
Don't make me kick your ass through the medium of rap again.
*Snuggles into Oncy's shoulder*
Dey fink dat Doctor Wack is a better wapper dan me Uncle Oncy.
*Wipes away tear*
Dey bin owwible to me.
Ban dem all.
Pwitty pwease.
[/quote]
Cut your whining bitch.
Don't make me kick your ass through the medium of rap again.
I believe I can rival D-Mac,
But cuz of my rep,
All the shit that I rap,
Ya punks think I'm bad.
So cut the fucking crap,
Enough of the brag,
And I dare you to a bat
Cuz everybody wanna see ur ass get whack
By Rog the real cool cat
You'll never get used to that
Bring it punk.
But cuz of my rep,
All the shit that I rap,
Ya punks think I'm bad.
So cut the fucking crap,
Enough of the brag,
And I dare you to a bat
Cuz everybody wanna see ur ass get whack
By Rog the real cool cat
You'll never get used to that
Bring it punk.
Im sorry to say it but I gotta tell
that you poser gangstas is as white as hell
Your rappin replies take a lotta time
So you silly little wankers, dont cross the line
Keep your yaps shut or your rhymes at least
Cuz ill get back to ya and ill have a feast
i drop the shit down and ill give you a slap
while your watchin from the pub im gettin my caps
im layin waste on the pitches
showin up all these bitches
better start diggin ditches
cause these kills is my riches
i never back down from any these fools
while theyr freakin out.. im keepin my cool
ill end this rhyme here cuz i got things to do
wach out for us yanks cuz we done paid our dues
that you poser gangstas is as white as hell
Your rappin replies take a lotta time
So you silly little wankers, dont cross the line
Keep your yaps shut or your rhymes at least
Cuz ill get back to ya and ill have a feast
i drop the shit down and ill give you a slap
while your watchin from the pub im gettin my caps
im layin waste on the pitches
showin up all these bitches
better start diggin ditches
cause these kills is my riches
i never back down from any these fools
while theyr freakin out.. im keepin my cool
ill end this rhyme here cuz i got things to do
wach out for us yanks cuz we done paid our dues
You fucking suck.
[quote author=BarclaysBros link=topic=20140.msg570810#msg570810 date=1210907383]
Im sorry to say it but I gotta tell
that you poser gangstas is as white as hell
Your rappin replies take a lotta time
So you silly little wankers, dont cross the line
Keep your yaps shut or your rhymes at least
Cuz ill get back to ya and ill have a feast
i drop the shit down and ill give you a slap
while your watchin from the pub im gettin my caps
im layin waste on the pitches
showin up all these bitches
better start diggin ditches
cause these kills is my riches
i never back down from any these fools
while theyr freakin out.. im keepin my cool
ill end this rhyme here cuz i got things to do
wach out for us yanks cuz we done paid our dues
[/quote]
the winner (only b/c he's the best commentator available on the net)
Im sorry to say it but I gotta tell
that you poser gangstas is as white as hell
Your rappin replies take a lotta time
So you silly little wankers, dont cross the line
Keep your yaps shut or your rhymes at least
Cuz ill get back to ya and ill have a feast
i drop the shit down and ill give you a slap
while your watchin from the pub im gettin my caps
im layin waste on the pitches
showin up all these bitches
better start diggin ditches
cause these kills is my riches
i never back down from any these fools
while theyr freakin out.. im keepin my cool
ill end this rhyme here cuz i got things to do
wach out for us yanks cuz we done paid our dues
[/quote]
the winner (only b/c he's the best commentator available on the net)
[quote author=LeTallecWiz link=topic=20140.msg570841#msg570841 date=1210920632]
[quote author=BarclaysBros link=topic=20140.msg570810#msg570810 date=1210907383]
Im sorry to say it but I gotta tell
that you poser gangstas is as white as hell
Your rappin replies take a lotta time
So you silly little wankers, dont cross the line
Keep your yaps shut or your rhymes at least
Cuz ill get back to ya and ill have a feast
i drop the shit down and ill give you a slap
while your watchin from the pub im gettin my caps
im layin waste on the pitches
showin up all these bitches
better start diggin ditches
cause these kills is my riches
i never back down from any these fools
while theyr freakin out.. im keepin my cool
ill end this rhyme here cuz i got things to do
wach out for us yanks cuz we done paid our dues
[/quote]
the winner (only b/c he's the best commentator available on the net)
[/quote]
And the only American who calls it a pitch instead of a field and knows what a pub is?
[quote author=BarclaysBros link=topic=20140.msg570810#msg570810 date=1210907383]
Im sorry to say it but I gotta tell
that you poser gangstas is as white as hell
Your rappin replies take a lotta time
So you silly little wankers, dont cross the line
Keep your yaps shut or your rhymes at least
Cuz ill get back to ya and ill have a feast
i drop the shit down and ill give you a slap
while your watchin from the pub im gettin my caps
im layin waste on the pitches
showin up all these bitches
better start diggin ditches
cause these kills is my riches
i never back down from any these fools
while theyr freakin out.. im keepin my cool
ill end this rhyme here cuz i got things to do
wach out for us yanks cuz we done paid our dues
[/quote]
the winner (only b/c he's the best commentator available on the net)
[/quote]
And the only American who calls it a pitch instead of a field and knows what a pub is?
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=20140.msg574117#msg574117 date=1211243255]
Barclays is such a fucking fraud.
Blatently not the real Cat.
Plus Yanks never say wankers, they say ... Duche etc
[/quote]
I am BarclaysBros
look at my youtube account in the description
I will write you a message
Barclays is such a fucking fraud.
Blatently not the real Cat.
Plus Yanks never say wankers, they say ... Duche etc
[/quote]
I am BarclaysBros
look at my youtube account in the description
I will write you a message
who you voting for, bubba?
1, 2, 3, 4.
Get out yo seat, and get out that door.
Im back with my rhymes, all out the top drawer.
So all you haters better hit the floor.
Your attacks are a joke, nothin less, nothin more.
All goes to show your intellects are poor.
You know Im back and Im ready to play.
I cook my raps up, serve em out on a tray.
Your lucky you guys caught me on a good day.
Cuz you know know I cut so much yall think Im a DJ.
Im the real BarclaysBros and you cant call me a fake.
Cuz if you do il implore you to take another take.
No others spit rhymes like this, you know theres no mistake.
Please just open your damn eyes, please for heavens sake!
Get out yo seat, and get out that door.
Im back with my rhymes, all out the top drawer.
So all you haters better hit the floor.
Your attacks are a joke, nothin less, nothin more.
All goes to show your intellects are poor.
You know Im back and Im ready to play.
I cook my raps up, serve em out on a tray.
Your lucky you guys caught me on a good day.
Cuz you know know I cut so much yall think Im a DJ.
Im the real BarclaysBros and you cant call me a fake.
Cuz if you do il implore you to take another take.
No others spit rhymes like this, you know theres no mistake.
Please just open your damn eyes, please for heavens sake!
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=20140.msg580341#msg580341 date=1211871460]
The Doc has a challenger
[/quote]
Doc is the challenger - BarclaysBros is the new champ.
The Doc has a challenger
[/quote]
Doc is the challenger - BarclaysBros is the new champ.
I see it Doc, yeah I know how it goes.
I can get inside your mind, yeah Barclays always knows.
Before I came here all you did was pose.
You see a real rapper and suddenly your exposed.
My other replies were general, theres no doubt.
But now its official, I am callin you out.
You can just abandon this, just run off and pout.
Cuz if we go at it, its sure to be a rout.
Short, sweet, yeah you know Im to the point.
As soon as I set foot in here, I take over the joint.
All your loyal subjects, Im the new king they appoint.
So now my royal head your royal crown will now anoint.
I can get inside your mind, yeah Barclays always knows.
Before I came here all you did was pose.
You see a real rapper and suddenly your exposed.
My other replies were general, theres no doubt.
But now its official, I am callin you out.
You can just abandon this, just run off and pout.
Cuz if we go at it, its sure to be a rout.
Short, sweet, yeah you know Im to the point.
As soon as I set foot in here, I take over the joint.
All your loyal subjects, Im the new king they appoint.
So now my royal head your royal crown will now anoint.
Holla back young'in!!!! Fasheeeezy!
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=20140.msg574117#msg574117 date=1211243255]
Barclays is such a fucking fraud.
Blatently not the real Cat.
Plus Yanks never say wankers, they say ... Duche etc
[/quote]
I thought it was Dwayne Dibbley
Barclays is such a fucking fraud.
Blatently not the real Cat.
Plus Yanks never say wankers, they say ... Duche etc
[/quote]
I thought it was Dwayne Dibbley
[quote author=refugee link=topic=20140.msg582430#msg582430 date=1212013061]
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=20140.msg574117#msg574117 date=1211243255]
Barclays is such a fucking fraud.
Blatently not the real Cat.
Plus Yanks never say wankers, they say ... Duche etc
[/quote]
I thought it was Dwayne Dibbley
[/quote]
lol I think I will get a haircut then 😉
[quote author=Hardcastle link=topic=20140.msg574117#msg574117 date=1211243255]
Barclays is such a fucking fraud.
Blatently not the real Cat.
Plus Yanks never say wankers, they say ... Duche etc
[/quote]
I thought it was Dwayne Dibbley
[/quote]
lol I think I will get a haircut then 😉
Doctor Mac runs, yeah thats all he does is run.
He knows BarclaysBros is just having too much fun
Always slamming him like hes nothin but a bug.
So now hes just too scared to show his ugly mug.
He knows BarclaysBros is just having too much fun
Always slamming him like hes nothin but a bug.
So now hes just too scared to show his ugly mug.
Wow... I killed this thread.
Like not even metaphorically
Like not even metaphorically
Barc-lay!!
I haven't had time
Or inclination
to deal with your rhyme;
Barc-lay
Your rap is so bad
It's smelling up the joint
Like your pissy old grandad.
Barc-lay!!!
I've been traveling 'n workin'
I'm an international rap Lord
Not some internet nerd shirkin'
His work responsibility,
Not on the dole like you
In the cheap wine queue
Smelling like you do
You stink like doggy do-do.
I think you're a sad man 'Clay
I know ya check this thread every day
Hoping that some Juliet will say
"Ohhh I love you Barclay"
"Youuu is truly best"
"So cool- do you wear
An eminem vest?"
You are now divest-ed
Here and now creep,
Thrown out of the thread
Into the writhing heap
Of other contenders,
For my rap crown
A million pretenders
Who all went down.
I haven't had time
Or inclination
to deal with your rhyme;
Barc-lay
Your rap is so bad
It's smelling up the joint
Like your pissy old grandad.
Barc-lay!!!
I've been traveling 'n workin'
I'm an international rap Lord
Not some internet nerd shirkin'
His work responsibility,
Not on the dole like you
In the cheap wine queue
Smelling like you do
You stink like doggy do-do.
I think you're a sad man 'Clay
I know ya check this thread every day
Hoping that some Juliet will say
"Ohhh I love you Barclay"
"Youuu is truly best"
"So cool- do you wear
An eminem vest?"
You are now divest-ed
Here and now creep,
Thrown out of the thread
Into the writhing heap
Of other contenders,
For my rap crown
A million pretenders
Who all went down.
