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Other forum meltdown watch 24/25

Bluefffuuuummme

They are truly fucked. Especially if they are handed a transfer ban.
Akanji, Nunes, Kovacic, Bernardo, Gundogan, De Bruyne, Grealish, Walker (still our player), Lewis, Stones all need moving on sooner rather than later. And that’s before we address the goalkeeper situation, as if Ederson has had his head turned and Ortega doesn’t want to remain no.2, then both of them will leave too. Perhaps as many as 12 have to go. And I’d extend no sympathy to anyone. We have to be a serious club again.
Marmoush, khusanov, reis, gonzalez and reis are not even close to making a dent in sorting this shit out.
Did anyone think we would win or get a result today?

I didn't.

We're at that level now.

But 5-1! Wow!

We have been over taken by Arsenal and Liverpool. Face facts.
Fucking pathetic.
Embarrassing, that.

For starters, I’m not sure why Arsenal fans don’t see the irony in how they’re celebrating today with the ‘stay humble’ stuff. They’re quite literally proving Haaland’s point - they’ve bottled another title race (3 in 3 years) but are happy with the small victories in games like this rather than looking at the bigger picture.

On us. So many passengers. So many cowards out there, dawdling on the ball. Backing out of tackles. No real urgency in how we play. Again. Just the same shit week in, week out with no apparent change of tactics from Pep but to flog a dead horse. Got players taking the piss against us. So easy to play against.

We dominated the ball when they were 1-0 up. Because teams are comfortable with us having the ball. There’s no real direction in how we attack and we rely on moments rather than genuine tactics it seems. An aimless cross into Haaland and hope we wins the header? Do me a fucking favour, man.

As soon as we scored, you knew they’d attack and you knew they’d score. But 38 seconds. Jesus Christ. Where’s the pride? The backbone? The fight to push on? It’s nowhere and has been lost for months.

Baffling. I’ll never turn on Pep. Never. But he’s had months to sort it out and hasn’t changed tactics at all since October. We’re wide open. So turn us into a counter attacking team. But then we can’t sit and defend. So put us on the front foot? Fine. But don’t push 8 of our 10 outfield players up so we’re 2v5 every time we lose it - because we will lose it - with no legs to actually get back.

It’s suicidal tactics and it’s criminal they’ve been the same for so long.

As for Arsenal. Fake cunts. From the manufactured song they’ve started playing and trying to claim as an anthem to the over celebration when they’re still miles behind in a title race. Stems from their block head cunt manager who seems to alternate between playing left back and right wing depending on which way they attack.

Glad dippers will win the league.

Big Summer coming up for Viana. But before then it needs sorting on the pitch.
Spineless utterly spinless . We looked like United when we used to humiliate them. Embarrassing
HOPEFULLY we can realize we need FIVE midfielders and we've not even got ONE in and it's February 2.

I don't blame the players.. I blame square pegs in round holes..

Humiliating!

Kovacic not a league 2 DM, never mind a PL DM.
KDB
Gundo
Bernardo
Stones

And they have 2 kids scoring goals vs us.. It's a league of younger, faster, fitter and we're playing with 34 year olds.
like most games this season we’ve collapsed in the last 20 minutes. our fitness is shocking
Disgusting performance from all involved including the management……changes are needed
Totally embarrassing! Fucking rubbish.

Do people seriously think we have a chance against Real Madrid!

Absolutely wank.
It has to be said, that’s been coming all season. Regrettably it may not be the last time. I can see Real Madrid and maybe the Dippers doing it to us as well.
Get everyone in that squad in a room and re-watch this match on repeat all day tomorrow!

Fuck off - pathetic
Absolutely diabolical at the back
3-1 down and we take off in form attackers and send out on Grandad and the training cone?

Fuck me.
After the abysmal start I thought we were pretty decent actually up until Foden gave the game away.

The capitulation was a disgrace. The worst City team since Hughes
Some of those players shouldn’t ever play again. Pep needs a rocket up his arse, too. Of all the shit served up this season that’s the most embarrassing of the lot
Pathetic performance, they’re not a great team.
Been the same story all season yet nothing is changed

I'm sure Pep is so, so proud
complete collapse just as the PSG game.

both mental and tactical issues on top of individual brainfuck errors.

we will struggle vs Newcastle too next league game no matter if they just lost to mediocre Fulham. big month ahead of Pep, only decent or great opponents apart from Leyton.

the way Arsenal didnt shit themselves from the 1-1 but we completely folded from the PArtey goal is the difference in mentality.
the way PSG didnt fold from us being 2-0 up vs them and the way we panicked and folded from their first goal and conceded some more after that.

its a theme, we folded vs Spurs, Sporting, Feyenoord too way too similar way. Pep clearly doesnt know the solution
yet.

Arteta completely owned Pep, its so bad to see this. his student ripped the master him to pieces. 5-1 and add to that the game at Etihad where we couldnt beat them despite their 1st half red card.
A shite arsenal just destroyed us

Piss poor tactics & stupid no need risky passing cost us that

Foden cost us 2 & stones cost us 1

I don’t want to see any of the older players again play at city or nunes

I don’t see this team get top 5

Team is de motivated & old after winning it all but that’s history
Same game/outcome as it's been with every half decent team we've played since Oct - bar Chelsea. And the odd shit team as well. We are run off the field in midfield, look absolutely knackered after 60 mins & collapse. Still nothing has been done to address the gaping hole in the middle, so the same thing will keep happening.

We've no stamina, no protection for the back 4 and our old men have run their race. And yet 31 days into the window we are still farting about and haven't done a single thing to fortify things where the teams blatantly deficient. Utterly bizarre.
How can you not be dreading the month ahead with this defence …. an absolute utter shambles.
What was Haaland saying to the away fans “I’ve got 9 1/2 more years of this garbage”
tHE HUNGER, FIGHT, AND DESIRE HAS GONE.
I genuinely don’t see us challenging for the title any time soon. The fire, heart and desire has completely gone. We look soulless and pathetic. So so done with so many players
Embarrassing, pathetic and abysmal this team is a shadow of its former self. All those players on that pitch should be ashamed. Weak mentality and no bottle
Playing with 2 defenders has got to stop. Pushing fullbacks on when we already have wingers and zero defensive midfielders is reckless, that’s on Pep I’m afraid. We have to be more solid at the back, crazy
Giving up is unforgivable
And that’s what they all did in that last half hour
That hurt
Embarrassing pathetic twats from the 1st minute til the 93rd.
By the middle of March we will be mid table.
Pathetic transfer window too.
Real will destroy us.
Both the women's and men's defences are made of soggy kitchen towel!
Why have we spent nearly £65m on 2 new defenders and not going to play at least one of them? Especially considering how finished Akanji and Stones are and we are playing a midfielder at right back.
Absolute embarrassment everyone of them should hang their heads in shame. We’ve been shit all season and there a day left and realistically we’ve got one player in
Absolutely fucking shite . Whenever we play someone half decent we get twatted for 4 or 5 , our whole defence needs fucking off !!!
forest have closed a 11 goal difference gap in one weekend
Utterly embarrassing performance. Can’t remember the last time I was this angry after a defeat
They ain’t winning the league we gifted them most of their goals, we are crap and it’s on Pep not changing our style to suit the players we now have. Madrid will get double figures it could be embarrassing to say the least.
I Thought spurs would be the low point of this season.
Holy shit, we're crazy bad and not in a good way. I haven't been this nauseous in a game in a long time. We've got huge problems here, let's just leave it at that.
Everything is fine.

Real is our next game after the FA Cup.

Newcastle, Liverpool right after that ..fantastic.

Great!!
It’s more than injuries and no legs in midfield.
Our tactics are done at the top level against the best teams. Even the mid table sides counter effectively against this shape now.
We need a new team and a new manager.

I said it after the rags game, thought about it for a bit thereafter, but ultimately the shit we’ve been served up this season points to major problems and a think we need a fresh start.

It’s not just bad performances or bad luck, it’s a complete lack of heart, determination, discipline and desire.

This Arsenal team are utterly mediocre and they were nowhere near their best today. After getting level we should really have gone on and won it, but we completely collapsed. Again.

How many times to we have to collapse like that before we do something about it?
Humbled.

Pathetic and just about as bad as it gets.

Something drastic needs to happen for this to stop.

Embarrassed with the effort and commitment.

Games like this would see managers walk or get sacked. It’s that bad.

Drop the players, play youth and the new guys. Some of the players are causing so our downfall it unreal to watch.

Very painful viewing and on the cards. We all knew that a hammering was on. Sure let’s play all the same players next week.

The executives at the club need to sort this out. The rot and negligence starts with them. Fuck this cfg building and took their eye off city.

Really disappointed tonight and I haven’t felt this way in a long time.

No fight, no heart, not good enough.
Stones and Foden did more for Arsenal than anyone on their team.
well, a double bill of Schindlers List and Human Centipede to cheer myself up.
Another pathetic performance in a season littered with them. Top 4 is not looking likely now
 
They would be stupid to get rid of Pep.... However, it does show to them and everyone how important Rodri is.
 
someone should go on that site and tell them - well the steroids have run out,, Liverpool built like an organic banana, Man City one of those ready made bright yellow non-organic banana, and the steroids have run out and the banana is rotting away.
 
I used to get a giggle out of him, but now I just find him insufferable... I get that it's all for show and for clicks, but does every goal conceded really have to be be reacted to as if he's being forced to watch the torture of his children?

I think he’s better when he’s not chucking a complete and utter wobbly, when he’s just having a blether and chucking out his funny names - that nonsense with kicking the chair and chucking an empty cardboard box at it is just tragic.
 
Yeah, that has a kind of "Mustn't disappoint my public" feel about it, but unlike my good pal Whaddapie above I still find him decent value overall.
 
Arsenal really are a weird club though, they have no personality, just premature championing themselves and classless goading of opponents. That lad who did the Haaland celebration is asking to have his legs broke
 
Arsenal really are a weird club though, they have no personality, just premature championing themsellves and classless goading of opponents. That lad who did the Haaland celebration is asking to have his legs broke
Yesh, that + Gabrielle + Kendrick Lemar at the end. Was a bit small time. Hope we can see this through, they are totally insufferable.
 
I really dislike Arsenal fans, but to be honest Haaland was asking for this.

An 18 year old just scored against City's first team. They won 5-1. Let him celebrate how they want.
 
Didn't Haland throw the ball at the back of Gabriel's head and run away in the reverse fixture? I can see why he acted like he did on Sunday.

Also - taking the piss out of City should be encouraged at all levels.

I prefer us to leave it to the fans to rip the piss… but I support Arsenal players right to make themselves look like right fannies while making City look like right fannies.
 
It's at the point City fans want us to win the title. In no world could I have imagined that even just a few weeks ago.

And Arsenal fans think they've suddenly developed a winning mentality. Lol
 
I really dislike Arsenal fans, but to be honest Haaland was asking for this.

An 18 year old just scored against City's first team. They won 5-1. Let him celebrate how they want.

Well yes, but he acted the cunt a few weeks ago too, I'm all for a bit of banter and for seeing kids celebrate, but I thought both times were classless really, but then so is Haaland, so they're welcome to rip each other. The Arsenal lad is asking for a kicking if he keeps doing it though.
 
Get farmed.

First people did watchalongs and people clipped authentic reactions of people getting angry.

Then, when the content creators realized their best performing, lucrative clips were them losing and getting angry, they got more angry. One genius started having preprepared metaphors for how shit the players were. Then everyone did this. Then, to cut through the noise, people got even angrier, louder. Others started throwing and breaking carefully placed shit, that became the new meta.

But the problem is, that's only content for your games. What about when others play? Aha, more farming potential. We need to do this full time, and we don't have the production staff like the bigger channels.

Then came the new meta which is reaction videos of how in awe of (insert rival team here) you are. Oh God, Liverpool are just tooo good. It's like fake lesbianism in a porn. They're doing it for your attention. They don't like the taste of pussy.

Now, I'm not saying don't bring me the suffering of other supporters. Please do. But like, fucking curate it a bit. I'm a snob.

That reddit thread that's got a billion straw graspers insisting that Virgil should have been sent off? Yeah, that's more like it. That's what raw petty bitterness looks like when it's not performative. I read that one with a big smile over coffee this morning. Absolutely lovely.

Don't encourage these dabblers.
 
I just enjoy expressions kicking off. Not enough WWE references this time though
 
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