Other forum meltdown watch 24/25

[Farkmaster]

The beauty of real hurt that's it's futile.

You pay people more the more they hurt and it doesn't work for me.

 

[Whaddapie]

Watching these muppets just makes me realize how much of a beating I must have been to be around watching Liverpool right up until the day Andie was born...

 

[Modo]

The league cup final thread started early on the Newcastle board.

[League Cup Final] Newcastle United Vs. Liverpool - 16/03/25 @ 16:30 (Live on ITV & Sky)

newcastle-online.org

They really don't like us...😅

 

[Modo]

Sunderland fans started theirs early too 🤣

Liverpool appreciation thread

Please win tonight then put those black n white knackers to the sword 3-0 liverpool tonight

www.readytogo.net

 

[Brizzle]

The beauty of real hurt that's it's futile.

You pay people more the more they hurt and it doesn't work for me.

Agreed. The best thing all fans could do is agree an amnesty of any AFTV content, unless it is reposted on a page that raises money for charities supporting domestic violence.

 

[peterhague]

Agreed. The best thing all fans could do is agree an amnesty of any AFTV content, unless it is reposted on a page that raises money for charities supporting domestic violence.

Really? That always looks like genuine grief to me lol. Especially the original content where it was just fans spouting off after games. It's probably some of those crazy meltdowns going viral that's led to all the fake stuff.

 

[dogboy]

The league cup final thread started early on the Newcastle board.

[League Cup Final] Newcastle United Vs. Liverpool - 16/03/25 @ 16:30 (Live on ITV & Sky)

newcastle-online.org

They really don't like us...😅

In the main they seem to be alright.

 

[Fabio]

In the main they seem to be alright.

Fuck em. Didn't take long for some cunt to bring up heysel

 

[MomoWASright]

It’s been a while!

I’M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title thread

Sick of this nearly football club. The one season City don't turn up, we don't show up either. Same as 15/16, no one showed up and we let Leicester win the league. No major trophy since 2004. It's a ****ing disgrace.

Now this useless thread can die the death it should've months ago.

And that's all folks!

Probably stop watching Liverpool games from now on, at least saves us some time.

Need Liverpool win tomorrow im tired this season

Liverpool now relatively pressure free going into tomorrow's game against an out of sorts City. They're at least getting a draw.

Let’s hit the match thread.

0-1

Lol offcourse.

Lmaooooo gtfo

AWB destroying us down the wing

Calafiori once again and again and again beaten by the worst of the worst full backs/wingers. That's that boys, I'm out.

Liverpool absolutely shaking in their boots

Wan Bissaka looking like Ronaldinho out there

That game over I guess

Pathetic from Rice on that. Look at him losing Bowen. Clown.

Ødegaard has set up how many counters so far

Constantly losing the ball

Wan Bissaka a donkey his whole career and turns into Yamal against us.

Now they defend with 10

The same thing every ****ing week you know. Get into multiple good positions, **** it up multiple times and then opponent scores on a one off counter attack off of 0.5xg. ****ing awful.

Wtf was Rice doing there, damn donkey?

First wasting a great chance and then allowing Bowen a free run ?

Ødegaard is a massive fraud.

Rice, you're playing for us. Not for West Ham ffs.
And just like that season over lool

Shocking defending.

League over.

Rice stopped running, stopped defending, stopped passing, stopped shooting. ****ing dogshit.

Rice is trash. 100 million my ass

We might not get past PSV and that might be a mercy because Madrid will put 10 past a team with this pathetic level of application and desire.

Red card

Wow, could’ve been red easily.

MLS lucky not to see the red.

Skelly a bit lucky there

Yeah that should be red not the wolves one LMAO

We got a call there that was red for my money

Oh no VAR

They ll turn it into red aint they **** off

Ah yeah there we go, gonna get red.

Yeah think this is a red

Game set match

lol at the demise.

lol at people having hopes after Leicester's performance.

lol at us for believing.

lol at Arteta for insisting on kids.

Full time

Well at least now we can stop kidding ourselves. League is done.

We get no shots. Just these stupid patterns

Arteta and Ødegaard are the same, too much foreplay bur no actual results. This is why he chose him to be his captain

Odefraud keep it up brotha

If you are out of title race by February did you challenge? And does anyone care anyway?

West ham have been horrible in defence this season and we have made them look like prime Chelsea 04/05

It's by far the worst performance by any our players this season.

I feel sick

This team doesn't deserve to get anything

Don't want to be reaction person but we are going to winless run

We don't have attacker's how we gonna win games we basically need to keep clean sheet to win

For me Mik either wins CL or Fs off

This is what club deserve after throwing the season away in January we ain't winning games with this attack

Who they fooling westham where there for taking most teams will only need to score once against us and they'll get point max

You already know Arteta about to go in his presser and talk about resilience and bravery. We are tired.

a lot of fans got faaaar too excited with a win over a very bad Leicester side.

We were never winning here and every game from now till the end of the season will be very similar

he's getting sacked next season, injury excuses or not, 6 years of rubbish will turn even the most toxic positive arteta fan, still won't change much if he stays or goes because of our **** ownership, we are not that club anymore, people will see by then end of the summer.

B.O.T.T.L.E.R.S one & all from manager down to the last player.

I dont wanna hear any talk about how we need Liverpool to drop points in X game, forget about it!!!

We had West Ham, who are in 17th, at home and couldnt cut the gap down to 5 points.

Pool is going to win the league with low to mid 80 points ffs

Entirely our own fault. No way we are winning the title and we shouldn't either.

Arteta is finished. Billion pounds spent for six months of decent football in five years.

Looking forward to getting eliminated by PSV from the CL cause we ain't scoring goals for sh* for the rest of the season. Comical people are concerned about Real Madrid in the quarters already.

It wasn’t the defeat. It’s the way they played. No drive, no hunger, no urgency from the first whistle - until the last few mins.

Nwaneri didn’t seem to be moving properly when he was subbed off.

I’m telling you Cala looks a bit suss defensively.

Thought this game was tomorrow so i missed it. Very happy about that.

I don't know what's worse. The 100m scam or Odegaards very expected perfomance tonight.

Stadium feels like a morgue.

You can get arteta out of everton but u ll never get everton out of him.Watch him buy 2 more defenders in the summer.

 

[Dreambeliever]

That shits like heroine!

 

[darkstarexodus]

Hook it to my veins.

 

[tombrown]

@MomoWASright you know what to do. Fume and arse please

 

[MomoWASright]

@MomoWASright you know what to do. Fume and arse please

MomoWASright​

​

Just so you know I have to bath the kids. I’ll head over the fume after bed time.

 

[tombrown]

Works for me

 

[Brizzle]

MomoWASright​

​

Just so you know I have to bath the kids. I’ll head over the fume after bed time.

Fucking slack cunt

 

[tombrown]

Fucking slack cunt

They all end up like that, it's just a fact of life

 

[MomoWASright]

Fucking slack cunt

I bet you use slack. Corporate wanker.

 

[Brizzle]

I bet you use slack. Corporate wanker.

It is my Digital HQ

 

[MomoWASright]

Where to start? I’ll go for the good stuff which is the fume then head over to see the broken hearts at Arsehole Mania.

Match thread.

It the dippers must score don’t let it be that cunt salah

you can cut all your hair but you are not fooling yourself thinking your are getting any younger egyptian salad
move away king marmoush is here

Kev looks fucked already

Thats it Doku beat 3 players. Turn round and pass it back

Well 6 mins we look the better team 🙂

Dick Van throwing his weigh around. Cunt.

We are dragging their defenders but it will just take 1 ball for them to cut our midfield and defense

Hopefully Doku Savinho toast their bellend fullbacks

They aren’t comfortable with how we are set up.

Lewis is so shit.

Christ Rico

Fucking Rico.

Poor from Lewis, just get rid of it

We are shit

For the first time ever I can't get a stream. What a shit day. Cmon city at least make it a good one.

and they score from it....well done City

Great. Just great. All stems from Lewis that. The kid is awful.

Oh fucking well, scabbiest fucking goal ever.

And we concede because of stupidity

Rubbish City. They've done fuck all except leave that little prick unmarked.

It's just wank isn't it.

There we go. Anytime we play well, we shoot ourselves in the dick

Well done Rico you fucking tit.

That pace from salah leaving Ake for dead is insane at 33

Anyone on here defending Lewis must be related to him.

Can the season be over already this is so unbelieably shit

oh fuck off footballers praying bullshit, whatever your faith. As if God gives a fuck about the football game

And of course they score from their first shot, deflected yes but at least they tried something different from a corner unlike us who try the same crap.

Salah might break Haaland's 36 Premier league goals at this rate

And Kev/Henry's assist record

Some Scouse twat in the stand right near me, loads of blues pointed out to the stewards and instead of kicking the victim cunt out they’re standing and protecting him!

219

Fucking shameful

Honestly fuck this city can do one next season I can’t be arsed giving these fuckers any more of my money if this is what they think of proper city fans

Edit: actually THREE of the bastards

Well after 11 minutes of doing well we have turned to full shit mode again

Positionally we are all over & playing like we are just hoping for something to happen

Kev is Fookin shattered already

Kevs mind is already in the States.

Bring on Kovacic or Gundogan, hell even Nunes to play alongside Nico.

Save Kev for his send-off match.

cannot fucking believe Slot delivers a title in his first season so easily. their biggest rival be Arsenal on like 79 points? LOL
few times we won 2nd place had 98 points, 90+ or even 89 last season.

wasnt this supposed to be a hard season for them when they will find it hard after the long Klopp-era? 🙁

Liverpool are treating this as a training match. Barely broke a sweat

I'm fuckin convinced that if Rico pulled one of his socks down he's got a tag on and this is part of of his community pay back hours as there's no way on god's fuckin earth he's a premier league footballer

Fucking hate Robertson me. Nasty little fucker

Foden has been almost as bad a Gundo this season. There i said it.

Our fight has gone mate. We look devoid of ideas all over the pitch. This is the easier game the scousers will have fell now until they mathematically win the league.

Has foden gone from player of the year to Marcus rash he doesn't look arsed at all

Miles off. Hes got a bit of a tendency

We're battering them, they're scared of us.

Ffs

Just shows we can still play tho. Fucking come on City

lunge from the little diving shit at Marmoush there, hate that Mac Alister

I'm noticing Marmoush has an offisde problem.

That's Jesus levels of offside

Is Marmoush Arabic for offside?

AHH it's the McAlister drinks break, scousers have this every week ffs

Just after the DSS this diving cheating bastard

get the fucker off the pitch, just playacting to kill momentum

He's amazingly fine.

Does it every week without fail, it's a fucking joke the fa don't clamp down on it

That should have been 2

We’re so easy to counter.

Get Foden on

What's defending

Disgraceful from Gvardiol

Game over

This is laughably pathetic

fucking dire from Gvardiol...nowhere near Salah again

We are a complete shower

Shithouses, the fucking lot of them

It's so fucking boring, atmosphere flat as fuck says it all

We're rubbish. All sizzle no steak. This Liverpool team will go down as the worst to win the league since united 2013. Leicester were better.

We are fucking brilliant at the back.

This goalkeeper needs to go

Shocking!

Pep wake the Fook up & sort midfield.

How is Kev still playing, he’s jogged about for 40 mins.

Tactically piss poor again

We are miles away from this lot.

Nothing short of pathetic

Sick to the back teeth with this season. Inept, woeful, absolutely fucking shite

Might be a good while until we really compete again

whats the fat keeper doing?? why cant he set himself or save any fucking shots from distance

Liverpool still in second gear.

Let City have the ball and fanny about around your area, then nip upfield every 20 minutes and score - every fucking game.

Defensively horrific …. truly horrific.

End this season now!!!!

I hope the scalpel that pep is gonna have to take to this team is as sharp as the one that Dr Cugat is gonna take to Erls knee.

Liverpool’s shit is better than our good.

Rule number 1 don’t let salah get the ball over the top
Rule number 2 don’t let him get on his left foot
Failed on both accounts

At least the slimy cunts from the south will be bridesmaids again I suppose.

Guardiola has a job on his hands here. Too many players have turned to shit. It's absolutely astonishing that we're still in the hunt for top 4.

Fookin no way Kev is passing any fitness test

You try to put the ball in, and you see Foden against Van Dijk and Konate, what's the point ?

We...... are..... total...... dross.

No imagination,
No style,
No quality,
No drive (apart from Doku)
No determination
No idea.
Not a fuckin' clue.

 

[Frogfish]

Where to start? I’ll go for the good stuff which is the fume then head over to see the broken hearts at Arsehole Mania.

Match thread.

Some absolute crackers 🤣

 

[MomoWASright]

I'm in the ground getting behind them. Are you?

What are you doing flapping on Blue Moon if you're at the game? No wonder it's a library there at times.

Disgustingly predictable

Worst 45 mins of kdb s career.

People were on the forum earlier about the possibility of reeling in Arsenal for second place. We really do have some village idi comedians on here.

Pep. Its dereliction of duty if kev comes out secodn half. You’re not doing him any favours playing him like this. It’s sad as fuck. Let him keep some dignity

Get Neil Warnock in to coach defence.

Why do we mess about with so many passes when opponents are like a knife through our buttery defence? I'm sick of it.

I keep thinking about that January 2019 game. Oh for the fire, passion, desire and will to win. I miss them.

Oh and we're still waiting for player of the season Foden to do something.

Depressing watching us now.

Rico Lewis is absolutely fucking woeful.

Our defence is abysmal.

Kev is fucking finished and Foden can’t trap a bag of cement.

Shit.

Gvardiol's defending in that half, dismal...letting Salah run around him and bully him

For the 2nd goal Szobozlai was deemed to be 'not interfering with play' when he was initially offside although then was found by Salah and scored. How's that work out then?

Maybe the team should form a guard of honor as Liverpool come out to celebrate their title in the second half.
FFS are we just going to roll over? Fight blues! get Foden, Bruyne off.

Kev is fully finished

Phil shite at false 9

Gvardiol can't defend

Rico just a mess

Ederson sloth shot stopper.

Pepball outdated

Opposition:

Everyone behind the ball, Sit deep and let City move the ball from side to side.

Take advantage of them being sloppy on the ball in their own half of the field and punish them.

Rinse and Repeat.

Their defenders have got the cigars out and slippers on.

Far too easy.

And in form Spursy up next. FFS!

He won't even make a change at half time.

He'll keep his mates here for the next two years.

Listening to those cunts on Sly you'd think the Dipper's were shooting towards the Kop End in the second half.

Aaaand another dross corner.

I think our xg is currently standing at -3

How the fuck can you stand there watching this and not make a change

That's one of the worst presses I've seen and immediately led to chances for them. Headless chicken shite

The way they passed through us then was just knife through butter. We're like a spoon through steak.

Just end this dog turd of a season now and put us out of our misery.

Don’t know where our next win is coming from.

Counter attack.







Nah, let's fucking not.




Fuck this shit.

There isn’t even the desire to get back into the match. This team is utterly pathetic.

Liverpool are toying with us, not having to put in any effort whatsoever. We are making it very very easy for them.

They are just letting us have the ball knowing we got nothing. They aren’t even out of first gear

We are so weak…..mentally physically just fuck off

VAR with a chance to be our best player here...

Players have downed tools.

No other explanation is adequate.

Hammered every fucking week.

New manager incoming, I am calling it now

Fuckin disgusting this.

Get all of these old cunts off. Just throw on the young players who are hungry. What more is there to lose

What has happened to the City passing game.
We just can’t pass anymore.

Even tho its offside we are as wide open as a whores vag

Utter SHITE

Only Marmoush and Doku have something about them

Fook me just let a fan take the corners

Fuck me it's like these cunts are playing at home

VAR has defended our goal better than any of our players.

We had 3 fouls all game!!!!!!

Taylor is starting to piss me off now.

This is embarrassing.

Haven’t even layed a glove on them

Pep has been so poor this season regardless of injuries. Sick of hearing the excuses. Lack of subs & change of tactics is causing just as many issues as injuries

Don't.
Understand.
Our.
Tactics.

 

[MomoWASright]

Post match thread

Utter crap and that's being kind

It's shockingly bad! I can only compare how our team currently play to watching a football trials game. It's akin to watching 11 random players, all wearing the same shirt, but with absolutely zero collective responsibility or plan. Everyone of them just does their own thing and trying to impress for their own benefit. Some of them should not even be on the pitch.

Happy they gave up after 2…

I wonder if the club will be charging £75 a ticket when we are playing in the conference league. shower of shite

Completely toothless. We could have played for three days and not scored.

Why the fuck would you take of a striker and replace him with the slowest midfielder in the world.

We’ll be lucky to make top four at this rate.

Nice bukkake with Salah after the whistle

I can’t lie - rather them than Arsenal

Fucking shit.

I’m going to cry wank to the theme tune of the Antiques Roadshow.

If buying your way out of problem is the only solution then probably you should get ready to be called a cheque book manager

Need of the hour is to adapt which hasn’t come

the major fault lies with Pep and his coaching staff

Still playing the same old stitty football that most teams now know how to play against is beyond stupid

At a very basic level most mangers would recognise that we can not fuck around with it like we once did at the back, we still do and that was the first goal today

Next season isn’t going to be any better with the players knackered from the club World Cup.

We used to terrify them, now they turn up with a pipe and slippers

More toothless than my nan after 100 years of eating sweets

We’re shite pal, europa league looks far more likely.

Liverpool's easiest game for a month. Two incredibly soft goals and then they were happy to just let us have it. God knows where we go from here

We got away with a pasting there. They definitely took their foot off the gas.

Worst City side I've witnessed since first winning the Prem.

Piss poor for the umpteenth time this season, never looked like scoring and Liverpool eased off considerably or if they wanted to they could've slapped us silly.
I don't like what I'm seeing from everyone at the club starting with Pep who doesn't look like he gives a fuck at present just happy to accept we're not good enough and can't compete in his words. This can't be arsed attitude has then spread through the squad and we have several going through the motions, some possibly knowing they won't be here next season.

Inept

Can’t pass
Can’t run
Can’t shoot
Can’t defend
Can collapse

Can pass the ball slowly and end up doing absolutely nothing with it.

Most of them should have been moved on last season. The complete lack of mentality is a disgrace.

I don’t know what pep is seeing but he seems to be going easy on them and it shows.

Khus, Marmoush and nico did ok.

This is not the standard set by the club. Injuries, age and mental strength is gone.

We all watched in awe over the years and players got praised from high heaven but now they don’t warrant the same accolades.

An off season is completely acceptable but not this level of performances each week.

Carragher's smug fucking grid can get to fuck. Scouse cunt.

It’s very sad to watch, we have gone from Megan Fox to Bella Emberg in 12 months. All on Pep

Shower of shite that. Wasn't expecting anything but we just threw the towel in. Doku was brilliant though. Some of them have no attacking threat at all any more. Subs were a joke. Just pointless

Shat the bed again ole ole

I am starting to hate that fat Bruce Willis lookalike Slot as much as Klippety

Toothless.
Embarrassed the previous great City sides.

League was over yesterday, now it’s over over

Anyway , pot noodle and a wank time.
Curry , or chicken and mushroom ?

 

[Atlas]

I think it's underrated and not talked about much how Walker decided to quit and go on a loan to Milan when the team was doing shit and needed the senior players to support them.

 

[MomoWASright]

Time for the Arseholes.

We sign Injury prone players and then act like a surprised Pikachu when they get injured and never available. We run players to the ground as they have no competition and then blame luck when the other team wins the title.

Wow! That’s what a ruthless attack looks like watching Liverpool City. We’re a level behind.

Race for top 4 guys. Back to where we belong.

They can lose 5 more games and they'll still be first we don't have the firepower to over take them the rest of teams are even worse than us title will be won in matchday 33 that depends on us

This is what we were up against & the Lego-headed f*cker has the audacity to put Merino up front to run Pool down.

He would've been sacked by any serious club the moment the line-up at Leicester was revealed!!?

Im still angry at what happened yesterday, the culmination of bad decision after bad decision that left us in what really looks like a failed season now.

Point blank. Who is a bigger choker in football than the manager who invented ways to finish second 3 years in a row?

To be fair, there's no guarantee we finish second if we can't score any goals.

The issue is the boring, metronomic, and toothless football. There's no threat from midfield, which will only get worse when we lose Partey and gain Zubimendi. Ødegaard goes missing without Saka and Rice isn't breaking into the box because we're scared of giving the ball away for a fast break...which we do anyway.

The whole club is a bottling, embarrassing dump of ****.

The biggest bottlers are our owners.

The biggest bottlers are some of our fans. You literally have one job: support your team. We lose one game and you're crying like babies.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Is Marmoush Arabic for offside?

This was my fave of them all.

But their own supporters calling Pep a chequebook manager, and posting from inside the Etihad (with someone else saying no wonder the atmosphere is shit) are podium winners for sure

 

[StevieM]

This was my fave of them all.

But their own supporters calling Pep a chequebook manager, and posting from inside the Etihad (with someone else saying no wonder the atmosphere is shit) are podium winners for sure

I dunno… the “cry wank to the Antiques Roadshow theme” made me laugh.

 

[Frogfish]

I think it's underrated and not talked about much how Walker decided to quit and go on a loan to Milan when the team was doing shit and needed the senior players to support them.

Why? If you worked for shit company, or a boss you didn't like, or they were producing shit goods/services, what's wrong with moving on? I can never get that players are held to a different ethic than the rest of us. No love at all for Walker but I can't blame him or say he should've stayed.

 

[Hyena]

Walkers gonna walk.

 

[juniormember]

Why? If you worked for shit company, or a boss you didn't like, or they were producing shit goods/services, what's wrong with moving on? I can never get that players are held to a different ethic than the rest of us. No love at all for Walker but I can't blame him or say he should've stayed.

Plus, I think his wife wanted to get him far away from his ex and kids. He's got a fucked up personal life.

 

[Atlas]

Why? If you worked for shit company, or a boss you didn't like, or they were producing shit goods/services, what's wrong with moving on? I can never get that players are held to a different ethic than the rest of us. No love at all for Walker but I can't blame him or say he should've stayed.

He upped and left the shit company to work for Milan? midtable Italy?
nope.

Enjoyed the great times at City, when shit hit the fan you'd want your senior players to stick around be the driving force in the changing room, around the training ground, around the squad, even if they couldn't do it on the pitch.
Instead Walker insisted on moving on. As far as I understand he just wanted to jump ship.

It's absolutely different from me working in a shit company and he seemed to be ok with his boss for the past 8 years