Ali . . . lemme tell you how it is:
You are such a big vagina
I can rap over Tom's Diner
Take something like Suzane Vega
That is old skool like a Sega
And still make it into fly shit
Everybody says they like it
Whereas your shit is so lame
Everyone says turn it off
A-a-ali check the tally cos you're losing pretty badly
Y-y-your rapping's more like crapping it just really isn't happening
So we move on to the second
Verse, I'm still fresh and you're fecund
Your words reek of a real bad pong
Like a filter has just gone wrong
That takes out all of the wastage
You're in need of some new drainage
Cos your rhyme is like a sewer
That is all clogged up with shit
A-a-ali check the tally cos you're losing pretty badly
Y-y-your rapping's more like crapping it just really isn't happening
Now we move onto the third verse
It's all live I never rehearse
Improvising every lyric
When I think of it you hear it
Unlike you who takes a whole week
To come up with rap that's *so* weak
Don't you think you've had enough now?
Yes, it's time to pack it in
A-a-ali check the tally cos you're losing pretty badly
Y-y-your rapping's more like crapping it just really isn't happening
I'll make this my final wor-r-d
Be thankful for what you've hear-r-d
Masterclass in how to rap well
You can try it when you can spell
Lets not run before we're walking
Before rapping first try talking
If you get that you might make it
But that day is not today
Dede derder dedederder
De de derderderderderder
etc.
You are such a big vagina
I can rap over Tom's Diner
Take something like Suzane Vega
That is old skool like a Sega
And still make it into fly shit
Everybody says they like it
Whereas your shit is so lame
Everyone says turn it off
A-a-ali check the tally cos you're losing pretty badly
Y-y-your rapping's more like crapping it just really isn't happening
So we move on to the second
Verse, I'm still fresh and you're fecund
Your words reek of a real bad pong
Like a filter has just gone wrong
That takes out all of the wastage
You're in need of some new drainage
Cos your rhyme is like a sewer
That is all clogged up with shit
A-a-ali check the tally cos you're losing pretty badly
Y-y-your rapping's more like crapping it just really isn't happening
Now we move onto the third verse
It's all live I never rehearse
Improvising every lyric
When I think of it you hear it
Unlike you who takes a whole week
To come up with rap that's *so* weak
Don't you think you've had enough now?
Yes, it's time to pack it in
A-a-ali check the tally cos you're losing pretty badly
Y-y-your rapping's more like crapping it just really isn't happening
I'll make this my final wor-r-d
Be thankful for what you've hear-r-d
Masterclass in how to rap well
You can try it when you can spell
Lets not run before we're walking
Before rapping first try talking
If you get that you might make it
But that day is not today
Dede derder dedederder
De de derderderderderder
etc.
