Rap-off or whatever its called

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=20140.msg474595#msg474595 date=1201307427]
[quote author=Ijg link=topic=20140.msg474593#msg474593 date=1201307362]
I've always been shite at this, my mates are fucking awesome though.
[/quote]

I'm better than Doc though aren't I mate.
[/quote]

and you can't possibly believe that. Though to give you your due, you were much better than RISLC who was smacked off like a crack whore.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474614#msg474614 date=1201308365]
[quote author=Sheik Yerbouti link=topic=20140.msg474595#msg474595 date=1201307427]
[quote author=Ijg link=topic=20140.msg474593#msg474593 date=1201307362]
I've always been shite at this, my mates are fucking awesome though.
[/quote]

I'm better than Doc though aren't I mate.
[/quote]

and you can't possibly believe that. Though to give you your due, you were much better than RISLC who was smacked off like a crack whore.
[/quote]

True. Maybe we can join forces and be the new EPMD.

 

[doctor_mac]

I'm new at this mate so I don't know what EPMD is. But yeah, we could.

 

[Ijg]

Doc.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EPMD

 

[doctor_mac]

Cheers Ijg. Don't ring a bell at all- you guys are hardcore. And yet a white-ass punk kicked ass.

Yes. I am drunk. What of it?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474623#msg474623 date=1201309020]
Cheers Ijg. Don't ring a bell at all- you guys are hardcore. And yet a white-ass punk kicked ass.

Yes. I am drunk. What of it?
[/quote]

You're rap battling against yourself Doc.

 

[doctor_mac]

A better battle than you guys offered then.


I hereby declare myself winner of the inaugural 6CM rap-off.

 

[Ijg]

When theres more people on, you'll get a good challenge.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474633#msg474633 date=1201309595]
A better battle than you guys offered then.


I hereby declare myself winner of the inaugural 6CM rap-off.
[/quote]

Get to fuck. Declare yourself my arse. This is going to a vote.

 

[Mr.Har-harwood]

doc mac
get your tongue outta my crack
sniff sniff boyee
your about to get whacked

i started this play
while you looked away
dont chump me out
you aint so fresh
you wear a fuckin vest

i rule this joint
with liquor and flo
get down on your knees
and suck like a ho

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Mr.Har-harwood link=topic=20140.msg474637#msg474637 date=1201310583]
doc mac
get your tongue outta my crack
sniff sniff boyee
your about to get whacked

i started this play
while you looked away
dont chump me out
you aint so fresh
you wear a fuckin vest

i rule this joint
with liquor and flo
get down on your knees
and suck like a hoe
[/quote]

This is a little bit late
What was stopping you?
I know
You masterbate,

Well whack it man
You have to spank it dude
Cos you're rapping is bad
At least there's fun in being rude.

 

[Mr Moominpoops]

This is quite entertaining lads. Mainly because I'm visualising you all practising your little raps in front of the computer before posting them.

 

[Ijg]

[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=20140.msg474641#msg474641 date=1201311312]
This is quite entertaining lads. Mainly because I'm visualising you all practising your little raps in front of the computer before posting them.
[/quote]
Haha, a bunch of middle aged men, moving their hands about, mouthing lyrics.

 

[Mr Moominpoops]

[quote author=Ijg link=topic=20140.msg474643#msg474643 date=1201311422]
[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=20140.msg474641#msg474641 date=1201311312]
This is quite entertaining lads. Mainly because I'm visualising you all practising your little raps in front of the computer before posting them.
[/quote]
Haha, a bunch of middle aged men, moving their hands about, mouthing lyrics.
[/quote]

Yea, you get the picture Ijg! Like Warren Beatty in that strange political movie he made with Hally Berry.

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=20140.msg474641#msg474641 date=1201311312]
This is quite entertaining lads. Mainly because I'm visualising you all practising your little raps in front of the computer before posting them.
[/quote]

Vote for me Mooms. I need your vote. And I love you. In a man way. Or whatever you want if you vote.

 

[Mr.Har-harwood]

[quote author=Mr Moominpoops link=topic=20140.msg474641#msg474641 date=1201311312]
This is quite entertaining lads. Mainly because I'm visualising you all practising your little raps in front of the computer before posting them.
[/quote]

horny bastard moomi

 

[Mr Moominpoops]

Ok Doc I'll vote for you. I'm easily canvassed.

 

[Brizzle]

Yo, Old timers, trying to be sick rhymers
Thinking your Vanilla Ice, turns out your Damien Rice

Go back to your job, I'm a lyrical snob
I didn't want to let on, doc.. I'm the bomb

 

[doctor_mac]

you're the bomb?
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Yeah, yes you are,
you bombed out here,
You said blah blah blah.

Say it
Pray it
What you got?
I'm givin you a chance here
you gotta shot.

I'll tell you about bombs boy
You don't know the roads
I'm semtex, you're durex
One pops, one explodes

Nevermind, you're not blind
You have to see,
It's a thing, you can't win
Tho' I'm off my tree.

 

[Mr.Har-harwood]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474639#msg474639 date=1201311106]
[quote author=Mr.Har-harwood link=topic=20140.msg474637#msg474637 date=1201310583]
doc mac
get your tongue outta my crack
sniff sniff boyee
your about to get whacked

i started this play
while you looked away
dont chump me out
you aint so fresh
you wear a fuckin vest

i rule this joint
with liquor and flo
get down on your knees
and suck like a hoe
[/quote]

This is a little bit late
What was stopping you?
I know
You masterbate,

Well whack it man
You have to spank it dude
Cos you're rapping is bad
At least there's fun in being rude.

[/quote]

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you

 

[darkstarexodus]

I'm back in the game
Back in the team
Been a long while at least to me it seems
So to the coach I said "put me in"
Now it's time to be ridin' again
Hittin it up, ripping it up
Without slipping it up, she be givin it up

I'm returning just a little bit rusty
Don't matter, high standards, still a little bit fussy
Tonight I'm giving lessons in loving
And she'll be waking up with a smile in the morning

Tonight we'll be back at the club
Fine things on the dancefloor showing me love
Bumping and grinding with a bit of a rub
I'm raising the levels of satisfaction
Now that I've got a strong grip and a little bit of traction
Enjoy it while it lasts, just live for the attraction

No reason to hide, the challenge to find someone new I don't mind
Don't you worry, pretty soon I'll be hitting it from behind

 

[robinhood]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474604#msg474604 date=1201307759]

As for my member, its never a problem
When girls have a riddle
He always will solve'em.[/quote]

Hahaha

Hey diddle diddle
If Mac's chub solves the riddles
Old Doc
must have a cock
like a bookworm
but I hear noises like that bitch is still too warm
so move over,
Rover
before you get turned over
cos though I hate to say it
your bookworm's prosaic
I'm Robin
of the motherfuckin' Hood
Yo Doctor better check the motherfuckin' time
I hope you understood
you're in school now
so put down your Puff-Daddy stencil
get out your pencil
and I'll show you how to rhyme

too fucking easy.

 

[LadyRed]

*laughs*

*cries*

*laughs*

.....

 

[Roger REDerer]

[quote author=Mr.Har-harwood link=topic=20140.msg474661#msg474661 date=1201314181]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474639#msg474639 date=1201311106]
[quote author=Mr.Har-harwood link=topic=20140.msg474637#msg474637 date=1201310583]
doc mac
get your tongue outta my crack
sniff sniff boyee
your about to get whacked

i started this play
while you looked away
dont chump me out
you aint so fresh
you wear a fuckin vest

i rule this joint
with liquor and flo
get down on your knees
and suck like a hoe
[/quote]

This is a little bit late
What was stopping you?
I know
You masterbate,

Well whack it man
You have to spank it dude
Cos you're rapping is bad
At least there's fun in being rude.

[/quote]

Should've known better than to cheat a friend
and waste the chance that I've been given
so I'm never gonna dance again
the way I danced with you


[/quote]

Hahaha

The winner.

 

[HC]

Returrrrrrrrrrrn of the Mac!

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=robinhood link=topic=20140.msg474783#msg474783 date=1201352736]
[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg474604#msg474604 date=1201307759]

As for my member, its never a problem
When girls have a riddle
He always will solve'em.[/quote]

Hahaha

Hey diddle diddle
If Mac's chub solves the riddles
Old Doc
must have a cock
like a bookworm
but I hear noises like that bitch is still too warm
so move over,
Rover
before you get turned over
cos though I hate to say it
your bookworm's prosaic
I'm Robin
of the motherfuckin' Hood
Yo Doctor better check the motherfuckin' time
I hope you understood
you're in school now
so put down your Puff-Daddy stencil
get out your pencil
and I'll show you how to rhyme

too fucking easy.
[/quote]

Been entertaining in-laws since Saturday noon sir,
S'why I haven't smacked you're punk ass around the place sooner,
Well here I go
Here I go
Here I, Here I
go go

Wickety whack,
Wickety whack
Wickety wickety wickety
Your focus on my cock
is making me feel sickety.


What's your problem man?
Yuknow it really isn't cool
To spend your time thinking
'Bout another man's tool.
How you spend your time man
All the fucking week?
Following guys into toilets
Hoping for a peek?

Shee-at!!

Motherfcuker don't know about my johnson
But he's gotta fucking deathwish man
And I'll be his Charlie Bronson.

Stop it man,
With thinking bout my manhood,
I know,
You're an Isle of Man dude


A sheep was your first love
And Oh how you kissed her
Had to be a sheep
Cos your bro' scored your sister

Nothing to do,
You always masterbated
With your fucked up
deformed hand
Cos your folks are related.

Shee-at,
I feel soory for you,
Your momma is your cousin
Yer Pa's yer Uncle too.

Now you settled down
Met a 'ho off the ferry,
She doesn't know
how you lost your cherry,

Tell her the story
How the Chicken needed plucked
Instead,
The chicken got...

Fuck it man I'm done with this rhyme
Things to do and I don't got the time
To smack you about, bitch
You inbred viking Manx,
Your rhymes are 2CVs
And mine are fucking tanks.

 

[manwithnoname]

You inbred viking Manx,
Your rhymes are 2CVs
And mine are fucking tanks.


Ha ha, that's aces.

 

[Peatcheo]

I think there is a niche in the market for you as well Doc, throw some twenty-two's on your mobility cart and the rap world is yours!

 

[doctor_mac]

[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=20140.msg476259#msg476259 date=1201529525]
I think there is a niche in the market for you as well Doc, throw some twenty-two's on your mobility cart and the rap world is yours!
[/quote]

There seems to be a misconception on this site that I'm old. I'm 34 for Chrissakes.

 

[Peatcheo]

[quote author=doctor_mac link=topic=20140.msg476352#msg476352 date=1201536163]
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=20140.msg476259#msg476259 date=1201529525]
I think there is a niche in the market for you as well Doc, throw some twenty-two's on your mobility cart and the rap world is yours!
[/quote]

There seems to be a misconception on this site that I'm old. I'm 34 for Chrissakes.
[/quote]

Haha i know i know, only winding you up doc. Its a fitting time for this topic as i have started a module on American post war Race literature; now that was an interesting first seminar accusations being thrown about the room.