Gylfi Sigurdsson

[Holle]

From what I've heard we have agreed a fee in the region of € 9 million and have permission to talk to the player.

 

[Oncy]

You mean from what you read. On here. This morning. A page ago.

 

[Holle]

You mean from what you read. On here. This morning. A page ago.

Really? I didn't notice. Well, anyway, there has to be something in it.

Edit: I read through it now. There were speculations and rumours but it seems to be nailed on now. So what are you on about?

 

[Fabio]

Whoa simmer down big dog

A lot happens in a Page on here.

Has anyone else declared love for breakfast items?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Whoa simmer down big dog

A lot happens in a Page on here.

Has anyone else declared love for breakfast items?

Crumpets.

Though thinking about it I declared my love for both fizzy good (Alka selzter) & a line of coke for breakfast used as a hangover cure over a week ago though.

 

[Fabio]

Not a breakfast Ive ever had tbh foxy

 

[Fabio]

The fizzy good and class A I mean

Ive obviously smashed in crumpets


Fuck id murder a baby for a heaving pile of buttery crumpets now

 

[OLD_Lewy]

The fizzy good and class A I mean

Ive obviously smashed in crumpets


Fuck id murder a baby for a heaving pile of buttery crumpets now

id murder a crumpet for a heaving pile of buttery babies

 

[themn]

The fizzy good and class A I mean

Ive obviously smashed in crumpets


Fuck id murder a baby for a heaving pile of buttery crumpets now

You made any beats yet ?

 

[Oncy]

id murder a crumpet for a heaving pile of buttery babies

Id shit in a tramps pocket, and all the other tramps be like 'Dougie you dun a shit?' and id holler from a safe distance 'CRUMPETS MOTHERFUCKERS' and whang over toasted crumpets at them.
They wouldnt know it was my shit.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

Id shit in a tramps pocket, and all the other tramps be like 'Dougie you dun a shit?' and id holler from a safe distance 'CRUMPETS MOTHERFUCKERS' and whang over toasted crumpets at them.
They wouldnt know it was my shit.

 

[Glen C]

Exactly.

Doesn't seem to be doing too bad in that position for England at the moment.

2

 

[Judge Jules]

id murder a crumpet for a heaving pile of buttery babies

What's the difference between a lorryload of babies and a lorryload of sand?

You can't unload sand with a pitchfork.

 

[OLD_Lewy]

What's the difference between a lorryload of babies and a lorryload of sand?

You can't unload sand with a pitchfork.

whats the only hard thing about putting a baby in a blender?









my dick....

 

[localny]

Has our new man from Iceland signed yet?

 

[King Binny]

TOTTENHAM have made a shock move to sign Liverpool midfield target Gylfi Sigurdsson.

It appeared that the 22-year-old Iceland international was set to follow his old Swansea City manager Brendan Rodgers to Anfield in an £8million deal.

Now Spurs, who have yet to appoint a successor to sacked manager Harry Redknapp, have spoken to the Hoffenheim player, who has been allowed by the German outfit to select a new club providing the transfer fee is met.

It is believed Spurs have offered a better package and the player, who spent last season on loan at Swansea, is seriously considering it. Sigurdsson was a major influence in Swansea’s impressive showing in their first season in the Premier League.

Rodgers agreed an £8m fee with Hoffenheim to make the Swansea switch permanent.

Then, after succeeding Kenny Dalglish as Liverpool boss, he registered his interest in the Icelander – but only after Sigurdsson had discussed his situation with the new Swansea boss, Michael Laudrup.

And former Denmark international Laudrup has admitted defeat in continuing the transfer to Swansea, revealing that bigger clubs are in the mix.

Spurs are now hoping to hijack the deal Rodgers had in place for Liverpool.

 

[Hansern]

Jenkins said we expect to sign him next week. Confirmed by an Iclandic poster on YNWA who knows His brother, that he talked to three clubs yesterday.

Expect a deal in the coming days.

 

[RedZeppelin III]

sorry , what did the icelandic poster confirm ? that he's signing for us or that he spoke to 3 teams yesterday ?

 

[Hansern]

Both 🙂

 

[acejmk]

Fucking spurs I hate them cunts more so for thinking they are a big club

 

[Mystic]

Even with Harry gone Spurs are sticking their nose in everyone else's transfers. I really hope we sign this guy next week.

 

[doctor_mac]

Because Harry had nothing to do with transfers, other than sticking his head out his car window and admitting, "___ is a good player".

 

[Hansern]

Triffic

 

[King Binny]

6 more days to the deadline of June 30 set by Hoffenheim. Let's see things gets dragged on further than that.

 

[RolandG]

Get this deal done!

 

[Mystic]

Get this deal done!

I have to agree, i'm gutted that the Borini deal looks dead in the water now, i'd be dejected if we don't get Thor either, especially if it's Spurs who get him. Hopefully the Liverpool name and the Rodgers effect is enough to win him over.

 

[mark1975]

I have to agree, i'm gutted that the Borini deal looks dead in the water now, i'd be dejected if we don't get Thor either, especially if it's Spurs who get him. Hopefully the Liverpool name and the Rodgers effect is enough to win him over.

I can't see what attraction there would be with Spurs right now without a manager in place. I know they've got a great squad and they're in London, but anyway..

 

[RolandG]

I have to agree, i'm gutted that the Borini deal looks dead in the water now, i'd be dejected if we don't get Thor either, especially if it's Spurs who get him. Hopefully the Liverpool name and the Rodgers effect is enough to win him over.

My worry is simply the amount of time getting a supposedly "done" deal sorted. Spurs are managerless so unless they're secretly sharing their next manager's name, I don't see Gylfi going there.

Gylfi at least is the kind of midfielder that gets things done and chips in with goals. He'll be the end of Charlie Adam unless Charlie re-invents himself and comes back fitter and hungrier for success more than ever. Marriage may be good for the lad.

 

[Modo]

My worry is simply the amount of time getting a supposedly "done" deal sorted. Spurs are managerless so unless they're secretly sharing their next manager's name, I don't see Gylfi going there.

Gylfi at least is the kind of midfielder that gets things done and chips in with goals. He'll be the end of Charlie Adam unless Charlie re-invents himself and comes back fitter and hungrier for success more than ever. Marriage may be good for the lad.

I'm not married so I really don't know but do men usually lose weight after marriage?

 

[RolandG]

I'm not married so I really don't know but do men usually lose weight after marriage?

Only if you're chasing tail!