Kolo Toure deal agreed !

[Oncy]

'Brothers I aint goin lie. I aint never no how watched me no soccer game. Then I hear all about this cat with a BIG OLE BUTT...yeah yeah a big ole butt. And he was jigglin that jello all up and down in the league premier in England. I hear the motherfucker won a JUICY DOUBLE in his first season up in ARSEnal.....hahaha...Arsenal....you motherfuckers be crazy.....Anyways y'all, you know me, how I be all like I be like YO! I LIKE BIG BUTTS. I cannot lie. This KOLO I think YOLO sign that motherfucker, sign that motherfucker like it aint no thing. Because thats gots to be Jelly coz Jam dont shake that way...yessir. I aint goin lie'

 

[Fabio]

Writing Papa makes it sound like we're collecting Smurfs!

Thought we were after signing Allen and coutinho?

 

[Hansern]

So excluding the 29 year old captain of Denmark..........

Erm, what? If he hadnt brought in an experienced player, after Agger the oldest player would be 22.
Seeing as we've got the youngest average in the league it isnt difficult to understand.

 

[Hansern]

Also excluding the 29 year old captain of Slovakia

He's still here folks

He's off. Its just a matter of time.

 

[Oncy]

Erm, what? If he hadnt brought in an experienced player, after Agger the oldest player would be 22.
Seeing as we've got the youngest average in the league it isnt difficult to understand.

Its a stupid fucking point.
Unsurprising as you make a lot of them.

If we didnt have Suarez we wouldnt score as many goals.
If Gerrard retires we will have one less midfielder.
Reina wasnt always bald.

GREEEEEAAAAT!

 

[Woland]

Will we have to get him his own seat specially made for the subs bench?

 

[Woland]

Maybe just get him his own bench

 

[Woland]

And a winch to get him on and off it

 

[Oncy]

Were just shipping the lincoln memorial in and chipping the beardy cunt off of it.

 

[Hansern]

Its a stupid fucking point.
Unsurprising as you make a lot of them.

If we didnt have Suarez we wouldnt score as many goals.
If Gerrard retires we will have one less midfielder.
Reina wasnt always bald.

GREEEEEAAAAT!

Listen you absolute thundercunt. How the fuck does that even compare. I'm just pointing out the need for an experienced CB and why Rodgers would do that.
In regards to me making stupid points, why dont you write some more FM type selling and buying posts.
They're such a great read.

I can understand why a lot of the regulars have stopped posting on this site, its become a shithole.

 

[gkmacca]

 

[hmmmmm1]

Lets just hope he doesn't take any more diet pills over the summer.....

 

[Oncy]

Listen you absolute thundercunt. How the fuck does that even compare. I'm just pointing out the need for an experienced CB and why Rodgers would do that.
In regards to me making stupid points, why dont you write some more FM type selling and buying posts.
They're such a great read.

I can understand why a lot of the regulars have stopped posting on this site, its become a shithole.

Yes youre talking about the need for an experienced CB. Ignoring the fact we have one. And excluding the OTHER ONE we still have.
Daft twat.

 

[Modo]

I can understand why a lot of the regulars have stopped posting on this site, its become a shithole.

It's not a shit hole, it's hubris.
It's just that some posters feel like they can dictate what everyone is supposed to think and if you disagree you're automatically a cunt.

Also, some of the mods are enablers.

There I said it.

 

[gkmacca]

It's not a shit hole, it's hubris.
.

Can we get this on a t-shirt? 🙂

 

[Oncy]

It's not a shit hole, it's hubris.
It's just that some posters feel like they can dictate what everyone is supposed to think and if you disagree you're automatically a cunt.

Also, some of the mods are enablers.

There I said it.

Nobody dictates anything.
Think whatever you want.
And you ARE a cunt.
There I said it.

 

[Fabio]

I think everyone's a thick cunt and inherently wrong.

 

[Fabio]

He's off. Its just a matter of time.

Even though Rodgers has said he'd like to keep him

Even after skrtel said he wants to fight for his place

Why must he go? We need more than 2 good cbs, kids and an old fella.

 

[Oncy]

Even though Rodgers has said he'd like to keep him

Even after skrtel said he wants to fight for his place

Why must he go? We need more than 2 good cbs, kids and an old fella.

Well you do realise that after Agger, Skrtel, Kelly and Coates the only other CB we have is BLACK!!

 

[gene hughes]

Let's stay positive lads

Really looking to the pictures of Brendan welcoming players to Melwood this summer.

How many times do we think he's gonna stroke Kolo's face? Will he hug him? Throw an arm around the shoulder? Or even the crooked-arm-around-the-neck-of-my-heavy-metal-girlfriend thing he did to 'lil Joe Allen?

Anyway, we'll know whether he's overweight when we see that Doctor prodding him with his pipe.

 

[Fabio]

Well you do realise that after Agger, Skrtel, Kelly and Coates the only other CB we have is BLACK!!

*faints *

 

[gene hughes]

My hubris is itchy.

 

[Rosco]

I think everyone's a thick cunt and inherently wrong.

YES !

 

[localny]

Ah Jesus oncy give it a rest, makes boring reading when you start the childish swearing.

 

[Dreambeliever]

What the fark happened in here?

 

[StevieM]

I think it's a stroke of genius.

To get next seasons divisive figure of hate and derision so early in the transfer market is excellent.

It'll be such a boost to Lucas, Allen & Downings confidence and pre-season hasn't even begun.

 

[Oncy]

Ah Jesus oncy give it a rest, makes boring reading when you start the childish swearing.

I dont really give a shit what you think or do or feel.
But thanks for sharing.

 

[DHSC]

I was against this signing early on; but if he's here as back up, on not too high wages and on a relatively short term deal then I guess I will be fine for now. Hopefully provides good cover and doesn't fuck up when he plays.

 

[juniormember]

He'll be on high wages.

 

[Red Astaire]

I'm not really sure why some are getting so fired up over this. It's a free transfer that is clearly meant as back up for Carra. I guess I just don't really care about LFC as much those fired up SCM/RAWK souls.....