Virgiling on the vandijkulous

[SummerOnions]

Here we Gao here we Gao here we Gaoooooo

 

[Oncy]

I feel like going a bit Vivian in the University Challenge episode.

*smashes floor and kicks coutinho in the head*

Right enough shit. Sign these two players and youre going fucking nowhere son.

 

[Modo]

Born 29th Feb 1988, so he's only 7

Seriously though I wouldn't mind Höwedes. I just don't think the fee matches the age. I know that he's 29.

 

[Hansern]

And he's slow and not really the type of CB we need.

If not VVD, then go for Manolas.

 

[dmishra]

Some random journo called Ian McGarry is saying that van Dijk will be a Liverpool player by Thursday.

 

[Mystic]

I trust him, welcome to Liverpool VVD.

 

[Rosco]

Some random journo called Ian McGarry is saying that van Dijk will be a Liverpool player by Thursday.

 

[Rosco]

I think we'll end up with VVD though

 

[Oncy]

Yup me too.
And weirdly still get Keita too.
And keep Coutinho.

 

[The Nomad]

We should have signed Maguire.

 

[Judge Jules]

I rate him too actually and would have been happy enough to sign him as a squad option, but I'm not convinced he has the kind of quality which could improve our whole defence whereas IMO van Dijk does have that, age and fitness questions notwithstanding.

 

[Insignificance]

I rate him too actually and would have been happy enough to sign him as a squad option, but I'm not convinced he has the kind of quality which could improve our whole defence whereas IMO van Dijk does have that, age and fitness questions notwithstanding.

Are you questioning his age... the dutch surely have some kind of trustable record?? 😉

 

[dantes]

Are you questioning his age... the dutch surely have some kind of trustable record?? 😉

We changed the date that kid's father from Stoke signed the contract. It is not inconceivable for someone to change a 7 into a 9 on a birth certificate.

 

[Insignificance]

We changed the date that kid's father from Stoke signed the contract. It is not inconceivable for someone to change a 7 into a 9 on a birth certificate.

Interesting plot this. So he is either born in 1971 or 1991. We should definately have a look at his mom before we sign him.

 

[reuque]

Apparently his mate just posted an Instagram photo at Wembley, assuming it was for the Spurs-Chav game. Caption was vague, something like "We all make mistakes" and this shit deffo won't sit well he's signing for Chelsea guys we've all been here before!

 

[Oliver Twist]

I so wish that made sense.

 

[Skullflower]

Apparently his mate just posted an Instagram photo at Wembley, assuming it was for the Spurs-Chav game. Caption was vague, something like "We all make mistakes" and this shit deffo won't sit well he's signing for Chelsea guys we've all been here before!

The trick with words is putting them together in a way which conveys meaning.

 

[reuque]

*mumbles something about English not being my first language*

 

[The Nomad]

Apparently his mate just posted an Instagram photo at Wembley, assuming it was for the Spurs-Chav game. Caption was vague, something like "We all make mistakes" and this shit deffo won't sit well he's signing for Chelsea guys we've all been here before!

Assuming you didn't edit this post, I understood it fine.

 

[Judge Jules]

Apparently his mate just posted an Instagram photo at Wembley, assuming it was for the Spurs-Chav game. Caption was vague, something like "We all make mistakes" and this shit deffo won't sit well he's signing for Chelsea guys we've all been here before!

Now that is worrying. It was widely reported that he turned the Chavs down some while back, so the bit about "We all make mistakes" could be a reference to that. 🙁

 

[jexykrodic]

VVD = Virgil Vitually Done

 

[dmishra]

According to the Echo, we are going to approach Southampton once they complete the Hoedt deal.

 

[Skullflower]

According to the Echo, we are going to approach Southampton once they complete the Hoedt deal.

what are we gonna do after approaching them? just stand there looking at them?

 

[Fabio]

what are we gonna do after approaching them? just stand there looking at them?

How I met my wife

 

[King Binny]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spor...ws/liverpool-ready-pounce-hoedt-deal-13507146
[article]However, if Saints do reluctantly grant the 26-year-old his wish to move on then Liverpool will be at the front of the queue and are prepared to shatter their transfer record.

If the Reds don’t land Van Dijk then Klopp will press ahead with Joel Matip, Dejan Lovren, Ragnar Klavan and Joe Gomez as his four centre-back options for this season.
[/article]

 

[Bradley]

what are we gonna do after approaching them? just stand there looking at them?

One of the big cheeses can stand in silence and do their gormless grin.

 

[Jerry Laser]

Maybe John Henry could act like a chameleon and turn into Roman Abramovich or something.....

 

[jan]

Maybe John Henry could act like a chameleon and turn into Roman Abramovich or something.....

i don't know if he's that type of lizard

 

[DHSC]

Would be typical if we sign him and he turns out worse than who we already have.

 

[Frogfish]

Would be typical if we sign him and he turns out worse than who we already have.

Not possible.