Liverpool Vs Man Utd Match Thread..

[Farkmaster]

They could have had a few yellow by now .

Finally , surely ? Nope

No, it's ludicrous, and it is so obviously going to be that sort of situation where he gives a yellow for nothing, then a yellow to us for nothing, then a bunch of cards, but not a second yellow that should have been a third to one of their cunts.

This commentary is fucking awful. I'm not even talking about those involved, I'm just talking about from a broadcast perspective. Why in England is it totally acceptable now to have two incredibly monotone cunts grumble and pontificate through a match. Very little play by play, very little colour commentary, just opinioncasting.

 

[KopRed]

Wijnaldum > Can on so many levels.

 

[Oncy]

Whats happened to Can? So bad.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Yep, this ref is going to do exactly what farky says. Stubbornly refuse to book anyone then suddenly start booking both sides trying to keep it even.

There'll be no accruing of tackles being totted up like the best refs do here.

 

[Oncy]

This been bad. Vey bad.

 

[Farkmaster]

Why do we keep looking at Mane as the long ball from the keeper? He's one of our shortest players, no?

 

[Markeh]

Can is playing like a boisterous Labrador

 

[Mystic]

We keep launching it in the air towards Mane, which considering he's a midget, is a strange tactic.

 

[Shadey]

Whats happened to Can? So bad.

He'll be off at halftime

 

[FoxForceFive]

Can is playing like a boisterous Labrador

I copyrighted that description of Can about a year ago!

 

[FoxForceFive]

We keep launching it in the air towards Mane, which considering he's a midget, is a strange tactic.

I think the idea is to play it behind them so he can use his pace to get in to it.

It's not working though.

 

[Modo]

Ok Emre is back in the game

 

[Raz]

Utd have 6 back in a line everytime we have a sniff. We dont know what to do.

 

[cochyn]

Utd have 6 back in a line everytime we have a sniff. We dont know what to do.

Back fucking 7

 

[FoxForceFive]

That crowd noise is immense at times. A proper roar.

 

[Shadey]

I copyrighted that description of Can about a year ago!

Can he change it to springer spaniel?

 

[Farkmaster]

We're starting to play our game.

 

[Markeh]

I copyrighted that description of Can about a year ago!

Your 0.02p is in the post

 

[FoxForceFive]

Can he change it to springer spaniel?

Heh. I actually said "he's like boisterous puppy at times" tbf.

 

[Raz]

Its a bit yawn init!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

Someone shoot Gary Neville. In the mouth.

 

[Modo]

Firmino has been immense

 

[gene hughes]

Just what you'd expect from Mourinho in this game.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Its a bit yawn init!!

Told you before, if you're bored, just start beating that manc cunt you invited round.

 

[Farkmaster]

Ha, Klopp's clap there was about what my dad could muster watching me play. Dutiful, even loving, but ultimately realistic and tinged with sadness.

 

[Markeh]

Sturridge is so sloppy

 

[Raz]

Sturridge has been poo

 

[Mystic]

Sturridge has been awful this game.

 

[HC]

On the bright side , we've been dross and they've done fuck all in 45 minutes . It's like they've dragged us down to their level !

 

[Raz]

Told you before, if you're bored, just start beating that manc cunt you invited round.

Done