to find a more glaring lack of self-awareness than this - http://www.michaelowen.com/blog.html
I defy any of you
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Actually, I've found it myself. I's this - http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/michael-owen/id485700204?ls=1&mt=8
Hey everyone, check out Michael's "Lifestyle Gallery" - http://www.michaelowen.com/gallery_lifestyle.html
Picture 2 - 'Serious Michael' and picture 6 'Catalogue Michael' are my two faves.
Picture 2 - 'Serious Michael' and picture 6 'Catalogue Michael' are my two faves.
I fell asleep twice reading that. Thanks!
Although this - http://www.joeybarton.com/ - takes some beating.
“The season was not for me, it was for others. Chelsea wins the FA Cup but I don’t play the semi-final nor the final. I didn’t taste anything. I feel I participated a bit more in the Champions League but even so it was not the Champions League I wanted to win, not like that. I want to win another Champions League and in a different way."
You know who ...
You know who ...
Haha. Is this for fucking real? What happened? Wa she like this all the time, or did he suddenly turn this way? Fucking hell, it summarize everything I dislike in one fucking website! And look at the pic under his sumamry of his career. Says it all really. No heart, No soul and obviously no friends either. And some here compared Agger to Owen!!! Fuck off.
I like how he has listed like 43 appearances at Madrid and 47 at united.
He played about 90 mins combined for both clubs.
Shameless.
36 goals in 90 minutes??? Sign!!!
Follow him on Twitter. Its hilarious watching Piers Morgan regularly tearing him a new one. Although the fact it is Morgan doing it, does bring a bit of sick up in my mouth.
I hear his show on CNN is struggling desperately, so that's something to help keep the vomit down.
Not according to Morgan. But he would say that!
Plus he does have this attitude of "Hey! Its my opinion, so I am clearly right..." which most journos or ex journos have. But he does provide some controversy and fun so I live with the bile close to my throat. Its better still now that Van Persie is leaving. He spent last season climbing into his arse, now he's doing a very quick u-turn!
I remember being on holiday in Salou when Owen was supposed to be signing for us and then signed for Newcastle. It was about 5 in the afternoon and my wife was still by the pool. I came over in a mood and said something like: "that little two-faced cunt's signed for fucking Newcastle", not realising that my wife was having a conversation with a Dutch couple. I apologised for my colourful language but they were cool about it. Later that night saw a fat Geordie family singing "we're going to win the league." Salou has been tainted for me ever since.....
Your avatar makes me picture Ted throughout that story, foul mouthed teddy bears don't like Michael Owen either 😀
I knew there was something to like!
So the blueslime sign up with new partners and even *they* are lengthening the odds against the bitters finishing above us.
You couldn't make it up.
You couldn't make it up.
Cant stand JB BUT If you read Bartons blog FIRST on the olympics I have to say it is hard to disagree with any of what he says, and if you then read Owens crap it just shows how out of touch the wankbag is from reality. These tossers really put me off football - more and more I find myself supporting the club DESPITE the players.
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