Chelsea (A) - 4 April 2023

[Markeh]

It’s bizarre that both teams are shite yet they broke the bank

 

[Fabio]

It’s bizarre that both teams are shite yet they broke the bank

They look like a team where one day it'll just click. We looked fucking awful.

 

[Fabio]

They buy a striker, they'll be very good next year

 

[darkstarexodus]

They look like a team where one day it'll just click. We looked fucking awful.

They looked sloppy too and had no discernable patterns to their play. They have enough talent that a good manager will make it click. But it won't happen on its own.

 

[Fabio]

BBC hitting the nail on the head

 

[Woland]

Thought we'd get beat comfortably so a 0-0 was satisfying.

Anyone who thought we'd come here and deliver anything more than we did just haven't accepted the season we've had.....this team isn't capable of blowing teams away.

We did absolutely bum man u a few games ago

 

[Frogfish]

Thought we'd get beat comfortably so a 0-0 was satisfying.

Anyone who thought we'd come here and deliver anything more than we did just haven't accepted the season we've had.....this team isn't capable of blowing teams away.

Liverpool 7 United 0

Oops Woland beat me to it.

 

[binomial]

We did absolutely bum man u a few games ago

blowing teams away.

....from home 🙂

 

[Fabio]

So what you're all saying is....7-0 against arsenal

 

[MomoWASright]

Home game up next. @LeTallecWiz are you taking that one?

 

[binomial]

How about none of you take it because you're all shit and culpable for this mess we're in.

 

[Fabio]

Home game up next. @LeTallecWiz are you taking that one?

I think we need some maverick to do it. Some devil may care, out of left field mad cunt to do it

 

[Fabio]

I CALL FOR A BAN ON WHOEVER STARTS THE MATCH THREAD

 

[Frogfish]

I think we need some maverick to do it. Some devil may care, out of left field mad cunt to do it

You're suggesting Binomial aren't you ?

 

[Fabio]

You're suggesting Binomial aren't you ?

I'm not massively opposed to binominal, bluebell, raz or some other mad cunt to do it

 

[Markeh]

We need the Jude Bellingham of thread starters

 

[Fabio]

We need the Jude Bellingham of thread starters

Pfft. They'll probably go to Blue Moon

 

[tomasjj]

Arsenal have a soft belly
We need bluebell with his magic lucky horseshoe etc

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Home game up next. @LeTallecWiz are you taking that one?

I'll let the crowd decide
I was 5 goals short of the 5-0 win for Chelsea I predicted.
So I'm not sure I'm that good at this shit! 😀

 

[Markeh]

Pfft. They'll probably go to Blue Moon

haha, nah their dad won’t let them post there

 

[LeTallecWiz]

I'm not massively opposed to binominal, bluebell, raz or some other mad cunt to do it

It's time for the messiah to return ...

@Ryan

 

[MomoWASright]

I’ll put forward @doctor_mac

A born winner.

 

[Hansern]

Mazel Tov! A draw gives you the power to continue my friend. A point away is a step in the right direction. Lets beat playmo head and the Arse.

 

[doctor_mac]

I’ll put forward @doctor_mac

A born winner.

No, my days of sacrificing virgins for Liverpool victories is over. Maybe if we just get a virgin to do the threads that might work, without all the blood and wizard costumes? @dantes?

 

[Farkmaster]

I was unable to watch the second half really, I went to the local pool for my kids swim lessons and right after he got out was treated to a display of a poor kid with a stomach bug, learning how to swim butterfly (aka drowning), leaving a trail of diarrhea to the steps and the pool being closed down.

It was a thoroughly entertaining spectacle, and, even though that's the pool I'll be swimming in tomorrow, I don't regret missing the second half of this game, nor even all the decisions that lead up to the kid shitting.

 

[Markeh]

Just to be clear you’re going to swim in a pool tomorrow after seeing a kid make the milk turn chocolatey?

 

[binomial]

I CALL FOR A BAN ON WHOEVER STARTS THE MATCH THREAD

Times like these where you regret relinquishing your mod badge huh?

 

[binomial]

You're suggesting Binomial aren't you ?

I'm not stupid enough to put myself in the firing line like that.

Smart head on these shoulders Froggy.

 

[Farkmaster]

Just to be clear you’re going to swim in a pool tomorrow after seeing a kid make the milk turn chocolatey?

Yeah. It's probably cleaner than my house. If it doesn't test clean it will be closed.

I have to swim or I'll murder my children

 

[refugee]

I was unable to watch the second half really, I went to the local pool for my kids swim lessons and right after he got out was treated to a display of a poor kid with a stomach bug, learning how to swim butterfly (aka drowning), leaving a trail of diarrhea to the steps and the pool being closed down.

It was a thoroughly entertaining spectacle, and, even though that's the pool I'll be swimming in tomorrow, I don't regret missing the second half of this game, nor even all the decisions that lead up to the kid shitting.

I'm sure there is out of their depth joke in there but i ain't in the mood.