Brighton pre-match jibber jabbering

[Shay_K]

The only souces of the Alisson head injury that I could find on twitter, reddit, etc look like BS merchants to me.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

The only of souces the Alisson head injury that I could find on twitter, reddit, etc look like BS merchants to me.

Inshallah akhi

 

[Halmeister]

Haven't heard anything about Davies like. Thiago and Alisson have the shits though.

 

[Atlas]

This is all because Grobelaar's urine has run out of potency. Surely he can post a bottle to the club and a steward can splash it around the place?

We're gonna have to get the players to drink it at this rate

 

[Jack D Rips]

Apparently his head has swollen to 3 times its normal size. The club doctor said it was almost half the size of Harry Maguires.

 

[Markeh]

So starting line up ...

Kelleher

Taa
Phillips
Hendo
Robbo

Milner
Gini
Jones

Shaq
Bobby
Divock

is that the actual team 😱

 

[Halmeister]

Rumours of Tsimikas starting

 

[Markeh]

Rumours of Tsimikas starting

Make it stop

 

[HC]

Just give thiago and ab some dioralyte and get them on the pitch

 

[Hansern]

Alisson out, Tsimikas starts.. I need a drink

 

[Halmeister]

I haven't got the Tsimikas thing from TPG, though.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

is that the actual team 😱

No based on all these terrible @Halmeister aka dreamy today scoops

 

[Hansern]

Kelleher
Trent, Henderson, Phillips, Robertson
Wijnaldum, Milner, Thiago
Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri

 

[mwake]

They've had a very well drilled back 5 for most of the season, with White, Dunk & Webster being pretty consistent.

The only problems they caused us last time were from Connolly playing very well against our high line, I wonder if they'll start him again for that.

We know that Mane & Fabs are out now. I wonder if we would risk playing Shaq as part of a midfield 3 and starting with Mo, Bobby & Div up top. General consensus is that the new CBs won't start.


----------------Alisson--------------
TAA---Phillips---Hendo---Robbo
-----------------Gini-------------------
---------Shaq--------Jones---------
--Salah------Bobby-------Origi

So this is how bad our injuries huh? This is more or less one of our best lines ups, yet last season this would have been Jurgens clever 4D plan of getting knocked out of the cups lol

 

[Halmeister]

Kelleher
Trent, Henderson, Phillips, Robertson
Wijnaldum, Milner, Thiago
Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri

It seems TPG is the one full of shit...

 

[Hansern]

I can live with that team.

 

[Shay_K]

Now I've got the shits

 

[LeTallecWiz]

Kelleher
Trent, Henderson, Phillips, Robertson
Wijnaldum, Milner, Thiago
Salah, Firmino, Shaqiri

Good team

 

[Red Mullet]

Is ‘the shits’ technically an injury?

 

[Shay_K]

Is ‘the shits’ technically an injury?

Well ...Jurgen might pull you off with a supected torn or ruptured hamstring, similarily with an injured ACL or even a bad head wound, but nobody is ever going to pull you off if you've got the shits.

 

[Hansern]

Alisson is out with illness according to Pearce. So a nicer word for the shits I guess.
Hopefully he's back for City.

 

[Hansern]

Alisson is out and may miss Sunday against Man City as well. Supposed to have been in the treatment room all day...


Oh and Ben Davies has Covid..

Ben Davies in on the bench, so now the whole squad will get it...

 

[mark1975]

Ben Davies in on the bench, so now the whole squad will get it...

So Alisson was in the treatment room all day with an illness and Davies has Covid but is now on the bench?

There aren't enough palms to go around Dreamy and Jono.

 

[Red Mullet]

Well ...Jurgen might pull you off with a supected torn or ruptured hamstring, similarily with an injured ACL or even a bad head wound, but nobody is ever going to pull you off if you've got the shits.

So Jurgen has progressed from his end game hugs?

 

[Frogfish]

Liverpool
62
C Kelleher
66
T Alexander-Arnold
47
N Phillips
14
J Henderson (c)
26
A Robertson
6
Thiago
5
G Wijnaldum
7
J Milner
23
X Shaqiri
9
R Firmino
11
M Salah
Substitutes

13
Adrián
15
A Oxlade-Chamberlain
17
C Jones
21
K Tsimikas
27
D Origi
28
B Davies
46
R Williams
64
J Cain
76
N Williams

Brighton
26
R Sanchez
33
D Burn
5
L Dunk (c)
4
A Webster
3
B White
13
P Groß
8
Y Bissouma
17
S Alzate
20
S March
9
N Maupay
11
L Trossard
Substitutes

6
M Karbownik
7
A Connolly
14
A Lallana
15
J Moder
22
P Tau
29
A Zeqiri
31
C Walton
54
J Weir
61
T McGill

 

[Shay_K]

So Jurgen has progressed from his end game hugs?

You'd hardly want to bumpat a lad with the shits.

 

[rurikbird]

We've done pretty well considering this...

 

[keniget]

What's this 8:15 shit? Let's goooooooooooo.

 

[Shay_K]

Match thread?

 

[FoxForceFive]

Match thread:

http://sixcrazyminutes.com/threads/liverpool-v-brighton-hove-albion-match-thread.167765/