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10 reason why we should sell Andy Carroll next summer

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[quote author=Le Chacal link=topic=46575.msg1401910#msg1401910 date=1316442875]
Crouch didnt fail for us. Far from it.
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He wasn't a total failure at all, but neither was he a revelation.
 
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
 
Never mind the Torres out, Carroll in debate, isn't the big story here Brendan out this fucking mentalist tool still here?
 
[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46575.msg1402005#msg1402005 date=1316453193]
Never mind the Torres out, Carroll in debate, isn't the big story here Brendan out this fucking mentalist tool still here?
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Plus Sven, zlatan and a few other imbeciles
 
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[quote author=Dylan link=topic=46575.msg1402005#msg1402005 date=1316453193]
Never mind the Torres out, Carroll in debate, isn't the big story here Brendan out this fucking mentalist tool still here?
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Plus Sven, zlatan and a few other imbeciles
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Is fucking right.
 
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1401962#msg1401962 date=1316447043]
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
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12 is the same as my guess. You want a date with me don't you you fucking weird homo?
 
[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=46575.msg1402153#msg1402153 date=1316491639]
I can think of 1 reason why we should sell him. And once you've got it, you don't need any more.
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His fucking girly hair is the problem. He needs to he held down and trimmed - long haired players don't succeed at Liverpool.
 
[quote author=StevieM link=topic=46575.msg1402156#msg1402156 date=1316497407]
His fucking girly hair is the problem. He needs to he held down and trimmed - long haired players don't succeed at Liverpool.
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Berger?
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=46575.msg1402143#msg1402143 date=1316485832]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1401962#msg1401962 date=1316447043]
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
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12 is the same as my guess. You want a date with me don't you you fucking weird homo?
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You were the one who suggested whoever gets it right get to date me. I can't date myself.
 
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[quote author=LarryHagman link=topic=46575.msg1402153#msg1402153 date=1316491639]
I can think of 1 reason why we should sell him. And once you've got it, you don't need any more.
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His fucking girly hair is the problem. He needs to he held down and trimmed - long haired players don't succeed at Liverpool.
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Craig Johnston would like a word with you.

But, yeah, Carroll's hair *is* appalling.
 
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[quote author=Ryan link=topic=46575.msg1402143#msg1402143 date=1316485832]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1401962#msg1401962 date=1316447043]
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
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12 is the same as my guess. You want a date with me don't you you fucking weird homo?
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You were the one who suggested whoever gets it right get to date me. I can't date myself.
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you can certainly go and fuck yourself however
 
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=46575.msg1402203#msg1402203 date=1316509124]
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[quote author=Ryan link=topic=46575.msg1402143#msg1402143 date=1316485832]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1401962#msg1401962 date=1316447043]
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
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12 is the same as my guess. You want a date with me don't you you fucking weird homo?
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You were the one who suggested whoever gets it right get to date me. I can't date myself.
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you can certainly go and fuck yourself however
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Should you not be in a village somewhere??
 
The rumors that he never wanted to leave Newcastle may be true after all. That could explain his half arsed attitude on the pitch.
 
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[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1402183#msg1402183 date=1316507224]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=46575.msg1402143#msg1402143 date=1316485832]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1401962#msg1401962 date=1316447043]
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
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12 is the same as my guess. You want a date with me don't you you fucking weird homo?
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You were the one who suggested whoever gets it right get to date me. I can't date myself.
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you can certainly go and fuck yourself however
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Put down of the year award.
 
[quote author=Fabio link=topic=46575.msg1402203#msg1402203 date=1316509124]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1402183#msg1402183 date=1316507224]
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=46575.msg1402143#msg1402143 date=1316485832]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1401962#msg1401962 date=1316447043]
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
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12 is the same as my guess. You want a date with me don't you you fucking weird homo?
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You were the one who suggested whoever gets it right get to date me. I can't date myself.
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you can certainly go and fuck yourself however
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[quote author=Fabio link=topic=46575.msg1402203#msg1402203 date=1316509124]
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[quote author=Ryan link=topic=46575.msg1402143#msg1402143 date=1316485832]
[quote author=The_Rule link=topic=46575.msg1401962#msg1401962 date=1316447043]
Carroll will score a maximum of 12 goals and all we do is fucking talk about El Traitor not scoring enough goals for Chelsea.
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12 is the same as my guess. You want a date with me don't you you fucking weird homo?
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You were the one who suggested whoever gets it right get to date me. I can't date myself.
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you can certainly go and fuck yourself however
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Should you not be in a village somewhere??
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[quote author=redsar link=topic=46575.msg1402218#msg1402218 date=1316510137]
The rumors that he never wanted to leave Newcastle may be true after all. That could explain his half arsed attitude on the pitch.
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Can we sell him back to Newcastle and get over it?
 
Right.

How many goals (all comps) will he score this season? Whoever gets it right gets a date with Glock.

I'm going for 12.

So, with 1 game to go he's got 9. Utterly fucking horrendous.

How did y'all go with your predictions in here?
 
Oh, and just as a big old FYI.

Peter Crouch has scored 10 goals this season. In less games. With a shitter team.
 
There's a reason; Crouch is better.

Glock and Dreamy should come back. This season is making them look like Nostradamus.
 
I said 14. Not dead far off. Tbh he's been shite up until March, but whether that was fitness, attitude or a combination of them I don't know.

Next season if he continues in the way he finished the season... I'll go for 15.
 
He's been ace for a while now, with 3 goals in 6 games. His development is going in the right direction, and he's in for a big season next year.
 
the tactics with carroll (imho) have been all wrong. we've looked to hoof the ball to him and cross to him from wide positions usually from very deep so there is no support if he wins the ball, we should be buzzing around around and WHEN he wins the ball we should be latching onto the second ball. if we are winning the ball high up the pitch the likes of gerrard and suarez and bellamy (who are all goal threats) would fill their boots.
 
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