Most boaring team in epl?

[redhorizon2]

West Ham United

and Tottenham

 

[Mystic]

Stoke City have to be the most boaring team in the premier league, not because of their football though.

 

[redhorizon2]

In past years it was always Bolton (the Trotters).

Yours wins

 

[Athens]

Porksmouth?
SouthHAMpton?

Not SOWthHAMpton?

 

[dmishra]

I want Big Sam photoshopped as a pig in this thread.

 

[Tal]

Whats the SCM record for likes of a single post?

I don't know, but if I win do I get a troughy?

 

[Athens]

I don't know, but if I win do I get a troughy?

It will be in the sty-le of your choosing.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Same applies to Everton, they're quite a good side, the problem is that Mirallas always hogs the ball.

Oh gammon! really?

 

[Mystic]

Stoke City have to be the most boaring team in the premier league, not because of their football though.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...yne-Jones-fury-club-launch-investigation.html

 

[TheFasterBlade]

It will be in the sty-le of your choosing.

That's a porcine of the quality of puns in this thread.

 

[Halmeister]

It surely has to be any team that plays hoof-ball

 

[doctor_mac]

It surely has to be any team that plays hoof-ball

Pigs don't have hooves, ye buck eejit. They have trotters.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm scratching my head trying to think of a good pun.

 

[Skullflower]

Bacon

 

[TheFasterBlade]

Tottenham Hotdogspur

 

[TheFasterBlade]

Pancetta City

 

[TheFasterBlade]

'pancetta' sounds exactly like 'Manchester', that's why I included it

 

[doctor_mac]

'pancetta' sounds exactly like 'Manchester', that's why I included it

Thanks for clearing that up.

 

[Judge Jules]

You reap what you sow in this life.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

I'm amazed you're willing to allow me the massive stretch from 'pancetta' to 'Manchester'. I was deliberately inviting ridicule with that one.

You a wordsmith an' all

 

[TheFasterBlade]

You reap what you sow in this life.

snout wrong with that

 

[Silver Sean]

Not SOWthHAMpton?

Nicely done.

 

[gkmacca]

you should all be put down

A rasher demand has yet to be made.

 

[TheFasterBlade]

This is a crackling debate by the way

 

[Athens]

What division do Swinedon play in?

 

[Tal]

Pigs don't have hooves, ye buck eejit. They have trotters.

Actually, they do have hooves, cloven hooves no less. This puts them in the category of being an edible animal (in a some religious contexts). However, they remain uneaten because they don't chew the cud. Go pigure!

 

[doctor_mac]

Actually, they do have hooves, cloven hooves no less. This puts them in the category of being an edible animal (in a some religious contexts). However, they remain uneaten because they don't chew the cud. Go pigure!

We don't call them hooves. Ergo, they are not hooves. They're trotters.

 

[A_K_Q_J_10]

Suidaerland - a bit of a laboured pun there but its the best I could do

 

[SummerOnions]

This threads kinda Oldham

 

[Judge Jules]

Bunch of hams, the lot of us.