Most boaring team in epl?

[SummerOnions]

though obviously if we extend this to lower leagues its the met police team

 

[Judge Jules]

Haha, yeah. Haven't heard that one in a while. 😀

 

[Halmeister]

Leicester Piggot!!!

 

[Leo]

Snout wrong with the efforts so far.

 

[redsar]

Queens Pork Rangers

 

[Judge Jules]

Cue for a song:

"Parma Parma Parma Parma Parma Ham-eee-leeeoooonnn"....

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

OP must be wallowing in despair at this thread.

 

[SummerOnions]

Does @Gary25 feel sorry for him?

 

[Dirkus_Circus]

My most boaring XI:


Manager: Jürgen Slop


4-2-3-1



-------------------------------Shaka Porkchop-------------------------------

Baicon-------Danny Pigginbotham-----Frank de Boer-------Nathaniel Swine

-----------------------Scott Porker-------Bastian Schweinsteiger----------------------

Kevin De Loin---------------Paul Hogba---------------Ruud Piglet

-------------------Moussa Sow--------Teddy Sheringham-------------------

_
_
_

 

[TheFasterBlade]

Snout wrong with the efforts so far.

I did that one already

 

[Leo]

I did that one already

Ah I'm a lazy cunt.
Sorry babe

 

[TheFasterBlade]

All good, treacle.

 

[Buddha]

Just read through this thread. S hock ing stuff.

 

[tombrown]

OP must be wallowing in despair at this thread.

He certainly made a pigs ear of it ... but ye've all made it into a silk purse

 

[Judge Jules]

This site plays all opposition off the pork.

 

[tombrown]

Its taken me the best part of a week to come up with this one, its not EPL, and its a little contrived, but how about

H1berN1an

?

 

[doctor_mac]

My most boaring XI:


Manager: Jürgen Slop


4-2-3-1



-------------------------------Shaka Porkchop-------------------------------

Baicon-------Danny Pigginbotham-----Frank de Boer-------Nathaniel Swine

-----------------------Scott Porker-------Bastian Schweinsteiger----------------------

Kevin De Loin---------------Paul Hogba---------------Ruud Piglet

-------------------Moussa Sow--------Teddy Sheringham-------------------

_
_
_

And their matches would be refereed by Howard Webb.

 

[Y1]

This is Hogging up the Forum

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

My most boaring XI:


Manager: Jürgen Slop


4-2-3-1



-------------------------------Shaka Porkchop-------------------------------

Baicon-------Danny Pigginbotham-----Frank de Boer-------Nathaniel Swine

-----------------------Scott Porker-------Bastian Schweinsteiger----------------------

Kevin De Loin---------------Paul Hogba---------------Ruud Piglet

-------------------Moussa Sow--------Teddy Sheringham-------------------

_
_
_

Assistant manager - Ray Slewington.

 

[Spaghetti Legs]

Chris Grunt on the bench.

 

[Judge Jules]

And their tune as they march out at the start of games is "Ham-mer Time".