Liverpool Vs Man Utd Match Thread..

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Now that's dedication

I blame the fact that I work from home. I dress like a bum most days. Therefore a trailing, ragged jean pant leg hooked into my screen door, as I passed through, causing it to close on my foot, the corner of it ripping a nice gash out in the process. I've learned there seems to be virtually nothing of value there, and very little blood supply. If I were a sports car, they'd remove that part to lower my weight anyway. Based on the fact that I can't enter my house without injury, it should be clear I'm not a sports car.
 
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