Gerrard - his "uncle"

[Spionkop69]

So according to the Mirror his "uncle" who is actually a second cousin is wanted for a huge cocaine trafficking ring.

Probably what's been on his mind of late.

 

[gkmacca]

Stevie Nicks has a huge cocaine ring, by all accounts. She moved on to it when her hooter collapsed.

 

[Woland]

It's what his uncle did just before he went missing which is probably causing him a bigger headache.

 

[gkmacca]

Cue EastEnders' DUFF-DUFFDUFFDUFF!

 

[SummerOnions]

The suspense is high!

 

[furyoo]

Everyone has a bit of family trouble now and then. It normally doesn't affect you at work that much. What's so special about his?

 

[gkmacca]

He's growing stubble. That's always a bad sign. If you can afford a razor, get one and use it!