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FoxForceFive said:
Yep. I fucking HATE early kick offs for that very reason. Has the capability to destroy your mood for the entire weekend. Even more so when it's playing the bitters.

Plus I have my father in law, who doesn't give a shit about footy, coming round to use our cellar for storage whilst they put their house on the market. When I said to him I'd be watching the match & gave him the time he said "It's ok, I don't need you to give me a hand, I'll carry it down myself".

There's four or five car loads of stuff. If I don't give him a hand I'm gonna look like a right cunt. Watch him turn up minutes before kick off.
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I'm getting angry for you here.
 
Expect a couple of sofas and some wardrobes. Perhaps one of the wardrobes might have old posters of Duncan Ferguson on it, which you ought to be careful doesn't swing open and smack you in the face.
 
FoxForceFive said:
Yep. I fucking HATE early kick offs for that very reason. Has the capability to destroy your mood for the entire weekend. Even more so when it's playing the bitters.

Plus I have my father in law, who doesn't give a shit about footy, coming round to use our cellar for storage whilst they put their house on the market. When I said to him I'd be watching the match & gave him the time he said "It's ok, I don't need you to give me a hand, I'll carry it down myself".

There's four or five car loads of stuff. If I don't give him a hand I'm gonna look like a right cunt. Watch him turn up minutes before kick off.
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I feel for you Jon, but he made his bed. Can you have a sudden case of a bad back? Get laid up for the rest of the day on the couch, win win.
 
All this talk of beint unbeaten since 1999 have gotten me right off my game. We live for fucking up those records.
 
Stop moaning about early kick-offs. I only remembered yesterday that it's my Daughter's birthday party today, and I'm off to Go Ape in Chessington with a load of 10 and 11 year olds to watch them climb stuff and whatever the fuck else goes on there.

And before anyone reminds me I should know her birthday, it's actually tomorrow. But obviously we couldn't have the party on Sunday, because that would mean I could watch the Derby.

Fucking hell.FUCK,
 
You can't even watch it on sky go, all those trees would leave you with barely one bar of signal.
 
Oh it gets better.

Her mum & dad split years ago, so I effectively have two sets of in laws.

The mum's side is the problem today.

Her dad's side said they wanted to do something with the kids easter weekend & suggested martinmere. Now an rspb place doesn't interest me one jot, & I imagine the kids will be equally nonplussed, but I figured it's family time together.

So I said, Friday, Saturday or Monday is fine, can't do Sunday cos we play West Brom.

They text us last night, they've booked tickets for the Sunday. Seriously, WTF?!
 
dantes said:
Expect a couple of sofas and some wardrobes. Perhaps one of the wardrobes might have old posters of Duncan Ferguson on it, which you ought to be careful doesn't swing open and smack you in the face.
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Three half built motorbikes. Approx ten motorbikes worth of parts in boxes & storage crates. A fair few crates of original Japanese samurai pieces & blades he collects (we have to call up to get them added to our house insurance as they're worth a fair bit) although I'll put them in the loft not the cellar, don't want them getting damp. Loads of other stuff that I'm not aware of yet.
 
FoxForceFive said:
Three half built motorbikes. Approx ten motorbikes worth of parts in boxes & storage crates. A fair few crates of original Japanese samurai pieces & blades he collects (we have to call up to get them added to our house insurance as they're worth a fair bit) although I'll put them in the loft not the cellar, don't want them getting damp. Loads of other stuff that I'm not aware of yet.
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A huge tarantino fan then.
 
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FoxForceFive said:
Nah, as well as being an ex mma trainer he is some kind of specialist in Tae Kwon Do & is obsessed with Japan & the Samurai. He used to be off at competitions constantly.
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It seems you made the intelligent choice. Liverpool is not worth risking your limbs over.
 
FoxForceFive said:
Oh it gets better.

Her mum & dad split years ago, so I effectively have two sets of in laws.

The mum's side is the problem today.

Her dad's side said they wanted to do something with the kids easter weekend & suggested martinmere. Now an rspb place doesn't interest me one jot, & I imagine the kids will be equally nonplussed, but I figured it's family time together.

So I said, Friday, Saturday or Monday is fine, can't do Sunday cos we play West Brom.

They text us last night, they've booked tickets for the Sunday. Seriously, WTF?!
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My in laws are reds so I guess I've got lucky with that. Her Dad wouldn't plan on anything if the match is on.
 
momoWASboss said:
My in laws are reds so I guess I've got lucky with that. Her Dad wouldn't plan on anything if the match is on.
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My mate thought that. Until it turned out his FIL was one of those 'fans' who read the tabloids & then proffered them as gospel continually. He also insists on going round to their house to watch the match as he doesn't have sky so he's stuck watching it with him & his 'opinions' continually over the match.

He came to the pub for a Utd game last season with us & most of wanted to lynch him within fifteen minutes.
 
Unlucky for your mate. I've watched a few matches with the in laws. My language is taken down a notch with them about.
 
Pennington, Holgate and Calvert-Lewin all set to start for Everton. According the Paul joyce on twitter.

Who are these??
 
Any early team news about us? So we can start slitting our wrists about Lucas starting.
 
momoWASboss said:
Pennington, Holgate and Calvert-Lewin all set to start for Everton. According the Paul joyce on twitter.

Who are these??
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The amount of times a young bitter or manc I've never heard of scores a winner against us before falling into obscurity for the rest of their career is ridiculous.

Therefore this worries me.
 
momoWASboss said:
Pennington, Holgate and Calvert-Lewin all set to start for Everton. According the Paul joyce on twitter.

Who are these??
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Holgate and Calvert-Lewin have played quite a few games already, and against us. Never heard of the first one.
Youthful approach and attitude from Koeman with the injuries they've got.

Could Woodburn be our surprise starter?
 
Did Calvert-Lewin come on late on at Woodison?

Holgate will be at left back I presume.
 
Seriously if our guys cant beat this bunch in front of their own fans, and with what's at stake, they can fuck right off.
 
Liverpool: Mignolet, Clyne, Matip, Lovren, Milner, Lucas, Can, Wijnaldum, Mane, Coutinho, Firmino. Subs: Karius, Moreno, Alexander-Arnold, Grujic, Woodburn, Klavan, Origi.
 
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