Barton

[Modo]

Joseph Barton ‏ @Joey7Barton
Can do nothing but apologise to the players and the fans. Still don't think its a sending off. Tried to take 1 of their players with me....

Joseph Barton ‏ @Joey7Barton
Still not my proudest moment but who gives a f*ck, we are safe..........and that is all that matters.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He's a thug and a Grade A bellend who thinks he's cleverer than he actually is.

 

[The Slugmonster]

Read this on twitter just now.


Sunday, 13 May 2012

AN OPEN LETTER TO JOEY BARTON


Alright twat features?
I’m seeing my arse here as you’ve made such a bad show of yourself today, that I have finally been tipped over the edge and I’m having to put pen to paper on you, on a Sunday night. My Sunday Dinner hasn’t even settled yet, and I don’t think it will tonight due to the fact that you remain in the world. Quiff and all.
People have been asking me to do a letter to you for a while. Could never be arsed wasting my time on you, but, well, then TODAY happened.
As a person, you’re despicable.
You come from a family of pure shit. THE FACTS:

Your brother and your ‘cousin’ murdered Anthony Walker, the young black lad, just because he was black. #RIP
Your ‘cousins’ murdered an innocent Dad #RIP
And you:

• May 2005 you broke a guy’s leg while driving your car through Liverpool city centre at 2 am.
• March 2007 you got arrested for suspicion of assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage.
• May 2008 you got 6 months in prison for assault and affray outside McDonalds.
• July 2008 you got a four months suspended sentence for assault and ABH on a Man City team mate, ending your Man City career. You also got charged by the FA for violent conduct.
  
  You & 'your family' are the kind of people that give Liverpool a bad name.

As a footballer, you’re despicable.
I'm not going to back track at all your other attention seeking sendings off, like the headbutt v Norwich which got you a straight red and QPR then lost 1-2 at home.
Its today that’s pissed me off.
Your team were fighting to avoid relegation, and you act the cunt and get a red card.
Then…. Your actions AFTER your red card? Just shouldn’t be seen on a football pitch. Your scum genetics took over and you kick out at Aguero who had nothing to do with your sending off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a City fan. And I’d rather have them win the league than Utd, so in a way THANKS FOR THAT.
But now you’re mouthing off on twitter about “who gives a fuck” .. and how you did what you had to do. And who cares, you stayed up, that’s all that matters? And that you are off to CELEBRATE?? Celebrate??? You should be sent home to sit on the fucking naughty step lad.

Your team survived by the skin of your yellow teeth today. A penalty at Stoke v Bolton is what saved you. And you are fucking lucky. Otherwise you and “your team” would be down, pretty much because of you. And no offence to any QPR fans reading, but I fucking wish you had gone down just to teach your smug rat tashed fucking face a lesson.

And then you start tweeting that a team mate told you to “take one of the city players with you”. Bad disgrace that. You should be banned for life. No place for players like you. The media are going to be all over that tweet, and all QPR players will get tarred with the cheating brush. Well done lad. There’s no I in team is there? But there’s a fucking I in prick!

And setting aside the fact that you did it. Now you’re grassing? You can’t live life grassing that someone else told you to do something? Be your own man.

Mind you, Rick Astley told you to get that hair cut you’ve got, didn’t he.

Bottom line is, “Joseph”, underneath all your controversy and the BIG I AM act that you constantly hide behind, is the fact that you just aren’t that good. ARE YOU?

So you act up, stir controversy, mouth off, kick out, and play the big guns on twitter, to keep a name for yourself. Don’t you?

Lad, you play for a team that just survived relegation by an ant’s penis, and you’ve got the same amount of England caps as that David Nugent . ONE. Fucking David Nugent. Says it all. Thing is though, Nugent was born in Huyton too. But, guess what, he isn’t a bad disgrace to Merseyside. Or humans in general, is he?

Assess your life, lad. Assess your life. Because me and all the people that read and retweet this are telling you, you are fucking bad at it.



Posted by MrJimmyCorkhill at 20:04

 

[hmmmmm1]

Joseph Barton ‏ @Joey7Barton
Can do nothing but apologise to the players and the fans. Still don't think its a sending off. Tried to take 1 of their players with me....

This is honesty is quite amusing......

Joseph Barton ‏ @Joey7Barton
Still not my proudest moment but who gives a f*ck, we are safe..........and that is all that matters.

wonder what Luis would have tweeted after the world cup semi final.....

He will no doubt get a 6-10 game ban, deservedly though!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Ha. That tweet is spot on.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He will no doubt get a 6-10 game ban, deservedly though!

If Suarez got 8 games for a crock of shit, this cunt should be looking at double that.

 

[the count]

He is tweeting his way into even more trouble by the looks of things.

 

[Modo]

If Suarez got 8 games for a crock of shit, this cunt should be looking at double that.

I saw at least three incidents that warrants a red card. Elbowing Tevez, kneeing Aguero and trying to headbutt Kompany. It's at least 9 games, +3 more for accumulated red cards.

 

[RolandG]

I hope Barton gets a long ban. He is as dumb as they come.

I have no problem with hardmen in football playing within the laws of the game but Barton is hardly one. He is nothing but a lout!

 

[hmmmmm1]

He also thinks he is better than he actually is

 

[irishred]

Started the season against Arsenal a cunt and unsurprisingly ends it a cunt.

MrJimmyCorkhill also forgot to mention about Barton stubbing a cigar into a Citeh youth players eye.

 

[Athens]

That lad is just a thug.

 

[Shadey]

He'll be over a quarter of the seaon banned the first grade TIT

 

[FoxForceFive]

Jimmy corkhill is usually spot on when he tweets. Funny as fuck too.

 

[Athens]

We need the people wanted to sign him to confess!

 

[25_05_05]

My claim to fame. I live in Huyton close to the Johns Estate. One night while out for a run, I was crossing the road when some twat in a flash car thought it would be funny to speed up and drive straight at me. That twat was Joey Barton.

 

[keniget]

We need the people wanted to sign him to confess!

Nikeser thought he could replace Gerrard.

 

[Modo]

There were plenty of posters who wanted him.

 

[The Slugmonster]

Nikeser thought he could replace Gerrard.

 

[gkmacca]

Has he said he's not a bad lad yet?

 

[OLD_Lewy]

i said he wouldnt be a bad squad player, and that it looked like he'd settled down a bit

i was very wrong

 

[Skullflower]

thus headbutted zarathustra

 

[Fabio]

Thought he'd make a good squad addition.

Shame he's a grade A bellend

 

[refugee]

That's pretty long for a tweet....

 

[FoxForceFive]

That's pretty long for a tweet....

He linked to his blog.

 

[refugee]

He linked to his blog.

I was just messing

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

"Shearers still on my case..."I know I f*cked up Alan, thanks for stating the obvious."

"Whilst were both stating the obvious about each other, can I just say for the record what a great player u were. Well better me..."

"But I have a better hair(which is not hard), wear well better shirts on TV and have a personality(something u lack)."


"P.S. My final point, ur a sh*t pundit/manager."

He has the mental age of a 2 year old.

And I bet Shearer would knock seven shades of shit out of him.

 

[gkmacca]

Yes. What a twit.

 

[Modo]

He should just stop tweeting for a bit. The hole he's digging himself is getting bigger and bigger.

 

[Red Mullet]

I should just stop posting for a bit. The hole I'm digging myself is getting bigger and bigger.