Whos the worst player ?

[Halmeister]

It's mad actually because he was really highly rated at Lyon and played fantastically in high profile games in Europe.

Now he looks like he's about to fall over every time he moves more than five yards in one go.

 

[juniormember]

I think Troare is better.

However, when Cissokho takes a throw in he has a tendency to puff out his cheeks like a fat kid running towards a sweet shop. This makes me laugh, so for this reason I'll call it a tie.

I could swear he's doing foul throws almost every single time too, the way his back foot comes off the ground.

 

[keniget]

It was that performance against Utd that gave Cissokho his Internet reputation.

As for the worst, I don't remember Traore ever been this bad.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It was that performance against Utd that gave Cissokho his Internet reputation.

As for the worst, I don't remember Traore ever been this bad.

He's performance twenty yards in front of me on Tuesday night gave him his reputation with me.

One moment me & Pete pissed ourselves at. It was 4-0 & Everton had the ball, looking to play it wide. He quite literally started running before they kicked it, running away from the man with the ball towards our goal, they chose a different option & he spun round completely oblivious.

Henderson ran over, bollocked him & explained what he should have done, very animatedly, the lad looked like Henderson was giving him a trigonometry question he was so fucking puzzled.

 

[keniget]

2 favourite moments in that game for me:

1. When he ran back to retrieve the ball (I think Coutinho got tackled) and inexplicably kicked it out of touch.

2. Sturridge did a bit of fancy footwork with the ball facing a couple Everton players and then pushed it aside for Cissokho who'd clearly been bamboozled by this display of skill so it took him a second or two to figure out he'd been passed the ball.

 

[gkmacca]

And what IS his problem with throw-ins? I've never seen any player seem so anxious about taking them. It reminds me of when we had a mad PE teacher at school who insisted that every attempt any of us had at a throw-in was a foul throw (they clearly weren't, but he was mad). Eventually all of us were absolutely terrified of having to take one. Cissokho looks like that. One of these times he'll probably freeze with fright with the ball still hovering above his head.