Virgiling on the vandijkulous
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This is the most fun I've had following a transfer window in fucking ages. I've laughed so hard today I've coughed up my pelvic bone (twice) - LFC twitter is fucking hilarious. 😀
So are we to surmise that if another club offered Soton £70 million they would accept it? Or they are simply refusing to sell? Because if we are the only ones offering the cash, and the only club VVD wants to come to, then they are really being a bit dickish about it, no? Maybe they will make him stay like we're doing with Coutinho.
VVD is fucking in the city lads. Somebody set up a fucking roadblock! Lets drag him out, photograph him, and deliver him on the shoulders of an army of reds into Melwood.
I'd like to add "Do NOT kill him" to this outgoing communication, please.
Apparently the van drove into an underground car park and this came out five minutes later.
No killing, although if the driver gets killed and VVD signs we can deal with the collateral damage.
Yes, I've shown that in the post only a few inches above your post.
sorry - my window hadn't updated. Please accept my sincerest apologies.
Snoop. Dodi. Dogg.
Who the fuck are these lunatics that have the time to drive round looking for a specific silver fucking van?!
And why the fuck aren't they driving alongside taking photos to see whose inside?
If you're gonna go stalker, go full on stalker or go home.
And why the fuck aren't they driving alongside taking photos to see whose inside?
If you're gonna go stalker, go full on stalker or go home.
It's interesting that Melissa Reddy has not alluded to our pursuit of van djik at all in her latest articles. After keita yesterday, I have faith it could be announced very suddenly without a media build up.
They see themselves as highly sophisticated undercover agents rather than stalkers. They will not blow their cover that easily.
I'm not sure not blowing your cover is an actual issue when you're posting your surveillance photographs on Twitter.
hmmm
there is no doubt vvd knows about this car stalking whether he's in it or not.
Reports that Sky Bet have suspended betting on VVD to Liverpool, but having a look you can seemingly still get measly odds of 1/8. 2/9 on Paddy Power. Those are slim odds.
Hahahaha LFC fans on twitter sway betting companies.
Even if it isn't, I'd be fucking petrified if I were him.
He will fail the medic down to stomage problems...
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