Virgiling on the vandijkulous

[Oncy]

He will fail the medic down to stomage problems...

Fucking weak Stomaged bitch

 

[Skullflower]

daniel sturrick's stomage

 

[ILD]

Deano deserves the Jason Bourne treatment too. Be careful Special Agent Coomnes.

 

[tombrown]

 

[ILD]

.

 

[Bradley]

Hooooly mackerel!

 

[ILD]

I'm gonna send that pic to this Dean guy. He'll prob think it's a compliment.

 

[tombrown]

Now VVD's rucksack is causing problems for the press

 

[FoxForceFive]

.

Hahaha.

Those Bourne quotes seem less badass & more autistic when paired with that photo.

 

[Markeh]

 

[Skullflower]

 

[Dreambeliever]

HAHAHAHAHA, this is the greatest transfer window ever.

It almost makes me not care if we sign anyone or not.

What a response from the van.

Brilliant.

 

[Woland]

It's not actually a van dude

 

[Dreambeliever]

It's not actually a van dude

Ha cheeky fucker.

 

[Dreambeliever]

Where's that prick that said if we were excited about Keita wait til tomorrow.

Well I woke up expecting to see we had signed someone, yet fucking diddly squat.

The only good thing has been the hilarious twitter explosion.

 

[gkmacca]

It's not hilarious, just sad and tiresome.

 

[SummerOnions]

It's not actually a van dude

White van van

 

[Hansern]

From a Saints forum:

 

[reuque]

But that's not Tom28!

 

[dmishra]

Tom28 says they will reject our bid.

 

[doctor_mac]

Tom28 says they will reject our bid.

Fuck Tom28. It's all about the Monk.

 

[gkmacca]

Fuck Tom28.

He's the worst of all Toms so far - much worse than Tom08, Tom13 and Tom24, and even worse than Tom19. Not to mention Tom03, who was a massive disappointment. When's Tom29 due to be incarnated?

 

[Delinquent]

That's nothing. We're on the 1975th iteration of mark and he still hasn't got it right.

 

[Mystic]

Tom28 says they will reject our bid.

Tom's gone from "no way they'll sell they're making a statement", to "they will sell if the price is right", to "they're resigned to losing him as he's become toxic to the club, but not to Liverpool".

Put it simply, if they're resigned to losing him, and we offer £70million tomorrow, but are the only ones who offer it (which is highly likely), can you really see Southampton turning it down because they're a butt hurt?

Nah, Tom knows shit.

 

[Mystic]

 

[Hansern]

Standard saying we are cautiusly optimistic of signing VVD. I'm believing this soley on the basis of the boss name the journo has, Tom Collomosse. This is the Tom to follow and believe.


https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/fo...-transfer-window-slams-shut-a3622731.html?amp

 

[Hyena]

Tom's gone from "no way they'll sell they're making a statement", to "they will sell if the price is right", to "they're resigned to losing him as he's become toxic to the club, but not to Liverpool".

Put it simply, if they're resigned to losing him, and we offer £70million tomorrow, but are the only ones who offer it (which is highly likely), can you really see Southampton turning it down because they're a butt hurt?

Nah, Tom knows shit.

Wow, Tom sounds like a Liverpool podcast!

 

[tombrown]

I wouldn't trust a single Tom, they are all cunts

 

[tomasjj]

tom numbers eh?
there is an ITK blast from the past

This thread should be on top btw

 

[Halmeister]

This is looking dead, innit?