Virgiling on the vandijkulous

[Squiggles]

Update:

Car is two years older than the model which picked up Salah.

Salah was picked up in 4th generation Vito. This is a 2nd generation Vito.

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[jon545660]

@_charliethomas
Liverpool fans have crashed a worldwide flight tracking site. This summer transfer window is undefeated

 

[jon545660]

 

[Hansern]

 

[manwithnoname]

When morons collide.

 

[FoxForceFive]

When morons collide.

This is what happens when they do speed dating in the Spastic Society.

 

[Mystic]

 

[FoxForceFive]

Has indy managed to call the driver of the people carrier yet?

 

[Judge Jules]

This is what happens when they do speed dating in the Spastic Society.

I shouldn't laugh at that, but I couldn't help it. 😉

 

[manwithnoname]

I shouldn't laugh at that, but I couldn't help it. 😉

I do wonder how people like that actually know when the other party is interested.

"She smiled at me!"

Yeah, she smiles when The Lying Rag gets in her eyes too. And when she farts.

 

[Brizzle]

This is a perfect distraction at work. LFC twitter crashed flight tracker 😀

 

[manwithnoname]

This is a perfect distraction at work. LFC twitter crashed flight tracker 😀

Yeah, and it's a lot fucking funnier and less irritating and pathetic when you've just beaten Arsenal 4-0 and actually signed Keita (albeit for next season)

The lols would be a lot few and further between if we'd lost that game and Keita had agreed to join Barcelona.

 

[Oliver Twist]

This is a perfect distraction at work. LFC twitter crashed flight tracker 😀

Exactly. He's on Megabus as we write.

 

[Farkmaster]

Yeah, and it's a lot fucking funnier and less irritating and pathetic when you've just beaten Arsenal 4-0 and actually signed Keita (albeit for next season)

The lols would be a lot few and further between if we'd lost that game and Keita had agreed to join Barcelona.

Are you actually reserving the right to be fucking miserable here?

 

[Skullflower]

he's being tailed by some lfc twitter psycho. near stanley park.

 

[Peatcheo]

If a lad called LFCGomezz has ever kissed a bird I'll show my arse on the kop.

 

[manwithnoname]

What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career in the Twitter-based exchange of ITK transfer information. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you let Virgil Van Dijk wave to me out of the window now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.

But if you don't, I will look for you, I will follow you, and I will Tweet the location of your silver people-carrier as you progress on your journey

 

[FreshRed]

Reluctantly admitting that Skully's thread title is improving over time. Quite apt at the moment.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Fuck your silver van, I'm on the east Lancs road heading for Melwood

 

[Markeh]

this is as good as the Morientes signing

 

[Fabio]

Fuck your silver van, I'm on the east Lancs road heading for Melwood

Someone's getting done

 

[Skullflower]

on the m5

 

[manwithnoname]

Is that a Predator motorbike helmet? I can't quite amke it out

 

[Skullflower]

Andy Hunter - "Likewise, and despite excitement over a silver van being spotted at John Lennon Airport on Tuesday, Southampton are standing firm in their refusal to sell van Dijk to the Anfield club."

 

[Esoteric]

Is that a Predator motorbike helmet? I can't quite amke it out

Looks like Eddy Grant to me.

 

[doctor_mac]

Andy Hunter - "Likewise, and despite excitement over a silver van being spotted at John Lennon Airport on Tuesday, Southampton are standing firm in their refusal to sell van Dijk to the Anfield club."

Andy Hunter can't handle the truth.

 

[Rosco]

This is superb

 

[King Binny]

he's being tailed by some lfc twitter psycho. near stanley park.

😀

 

[Skullflower]

I'd be terrified if I was van djik, right now.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Not confident.