Virgiling on the vandijkulous

[Skullflower]

This is looking dead, innit?

Impossible to call

 

[reuque]

We're so top heavy now if Liverpool FC were a human, he's that dude who's all jacked up like he's on roids but doesn't give a fuck about leg day

 

[The Nomad]

Impossible to call

50%?

 

[Skullflower]

50%?

I think so

 

[Oncy]

This is happening.

So is Lemar.

End of fucking story.

Oh and Coutinho is staying too.

 

[the count]

This is looking dead, innit?

All the people who can make it happen are in the Lemar camp.
Once that signing is done they will make their way over to the Van Dijk camp so you can expect things to kick off pretty quickly once that happens

 

[Skullflower]

This is happening.

So is Lemar.

End of fucking story.

Oh and Coutinho is staying too.

I'll be eating Camembert off my dog's belly if this comes to pass.

 

[Skullflower]

A nice ripe round of camelburp cheese.

 

[SummerOnions]

Rumours of Ings going the other way on loan

 

[Mystic]

Rumours of Ings going the other way on loan

Good for everyone that, works with their ITKs saying they were after a striker.

 

[SummerOnions]

 

[Brizzle]

Would be absolutely ideal to get him proper game time, and likely forge good relationships with whoever we sign from them next season.

 

[Woland]

Maybe we'll sign Ings from them

 

[Woland]

This is one of them nobhead forest echo accounts

 

[SummerOnions]

This is one of them nobhead forest echo accounts

Who dey?

 

[Woland]

'Parody'

Awful wind up wankoffs

 

[SummerOnions]

'Parody'

Awful wind up wankoffs

Isn't every ITK? The transfer window is a parody of late capitalism

 

[Mystic]

Who to believe?

 

[doctor_mac]

Who to believe?

Reddy is reliable. And delectable.

 

[mom]

If not Vvd then any decent cb.

 

[Hansern]

Hmm, not good. Still time to do this mind.

Tom28

He is staying I'm told. No acceptable bids are expected today. Be interesting too see how this plays out over the next few weeks and months.

Expect one incoming to get over the line today.

Happy Transfer deadline day​

 

[dmishra]

Pearce suggesting that both Lemar and van Dijk are unlikely.

 

[Oliver Twist]

Pearce suggesting that both Lemar and van Dijk are unlikely.

Ugh. All this money and no-one to throw it at.

 

[Hansern]

However, the ECHO understands that getting those deals done is "possible rather than probable".

 

[Hyena]

Who to believe?

LFC Globe sadly.

They don't do bullshit.

 

[Skullflower]

Today could be a hell of a damp squid. Still, we'll all be on tender hooks with the usual pre-madonnas throwing tantrums.

 

[Glen C]

Van dijk deal was dead weeks ago since we made that apology.

 

[nealmac]

Yeah it's looking like we're in for disappointment. At this stage I reckon if we can keep Coutinho that's about as good as it's gonna get for us.

 

[Red Bird]

It will be interesting, though, how Southampton is going to balance 6 centre-backs and misfiring strikers.

 

[Skullflower]

Why on Earth would they keep him? You could understand it if they were trying to go to the next level but they're not. Their new owners haven't got funds for players. What's the fucking point of keeping him for more mid-table when they could have 70 mill and mid-table? I just don't see how they're not gonna sell. I suppose they may think he'll go for the same next year but nah. They'd be making further efforts to improve their level if their narrative around djikulous held weight.