Holy fuck - How did he know I can break wind to the tune of the Benny Hill soundtrack?!!!
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Van Gaal.
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The Shit List @Whirly...... The Shit List.....
I thought everyone can do that? *Starts a rendition of the tune off the hovis ad*
Seeing as he's so good at training keepers to save penalties, you'd think he would have shared his knowledge with Cillessen.
Who the fuck are those sad sacks? Apart from Rafa obviously.
EDIT: On reflection they look like a Baron Samedi tribute band (from the iconic 007 movie Live And Let Die) I wonder if @peterhague has any thoughts on this?....
Aren't they jugalos (sp?). Fans of the US band Insane Clown Posse.
The annoying thing is they have a great chance to get some momentum and confidence going from the first 6 games, Van Gaal couldn't have hand picked those games better himself.
Ah right. The fellows themselves!
Rafa looks like one of the members
They might just be juggalos though
Them fuckers be weird
I only know cos there was a juggalo in GTA V and I looked it up at the time because it intrigued me.
Bingo.
First 8 aren't too bad really couldn't ask for a better start for the new manager to embed his tactics.
August
16 Swansea City H
23 Sunderland A
30 Burnley A
September
13 Queens Park Rangers H
20 Leicester City A
27 West Ham United H
October
4 Everton H
18 West Bromwich Albion A
However, an easy start just means a tough finush. If we aren't up near the top or top after the first 7/8 games we won't finish in the top 4
Can't ask for better can you?
Think those 8 games will have a big bearing on how your season will go, you really want 5-2-1 minimum out of that, 6-2-2 is a decent guide after 10 games, 20 points puts you well on course for a CL spot.
If you stumble through those first 8 with a 4-2-2 record or worse it could well be another long season with the all the tough games to come, here's hoping anyway!
Think those 8 games will have a big bearing on how your season will go, you really want 5-2-1 minimum out of that, 6-2-2 is a decent guide after 10 games, 20 points puts you well on course for a CL spot.
If you stumble through those first 8 with a 4-2-2 record or worse it could well be another long season with the all the tough games to come, here's hoping anyway!
Yeah it turns nasty after that!
So we would need to be on or really close to 20 points after 10 games.
Carrick - 18M
Fellaini - 28M
Valencia - 18M
Nani - 18M
That's some expensive "back up" right there.
Very true but not sure of the relevance their historic price makes to their current position and status.
Carrick and Nani signed almost 8 years ago.
Were the fees excessive? Absolutely.
But at different times both have played really well and contributes to title wins. So in the end I cannot complain about what we paid.
Anyone who supports another team but hangs around on a rival team's site has a deep psychological flaw. Not that I don't have one myself, but thought it worth mentioning. Bizarre way to spend your time.
Nani is shit now but he gave us a couple of very good seasons with 10+ goals and assists. Expensive but probably just about worth it if we can flog him for £7m to £8m.
Nah. He knows who he should really be supporting and is just trying to pluck up the courage to make the move. 😉
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