Carlisle United, who are bottom of League Two, are weighing up making an approach to try to appoint Steven Gerrard as their new manager following the former Liverpool captain recently leaving Al-Ettifaq.
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This the equivalent of me turning up to a dinner in jogging bottoms and a vest interrupting Jessica Alba while she is having an anniversary dinner with her husband, then proceeding to tell she has to go out on a date with me in my £800 Yaris at the local Chicken and Chips where we can get 2 strip burgers and fries for £3.99