Rooney = Charlton

[Judge Jules]

If you think our current Her Madge is more of a sourpuss than Queen Vic, who spent much of her reign in official mourning, I want what you're smoking.

 

[Athens]

If you think our current Her Madge is more of a sourpuss than Queen Vic, who spent much of her reign in official mourning, I want what you're smoking.

Well, I'm not so sure, the current queenie is married to a Greek.

 

[Comical Aly]

If you think our current Her Madge is more of a sourpuss than Queen Vic, who spent much of her reign in official mourning, I want what you're smoking.

I am not amused.

 

[tombrown]

Rooney may have a good scoring record for England, but it pales into insignificance compared to his scoring record in Salford retirement home for the elderly

 

[Judge Jules]

Well, I'm not so sure, the current queenie is married to a Greek.

Despite his background, he himself is actually as German as she is (i.e.a lot).

 

[Halmeister]

If you think our current Her Madge is more of a sourpuss than Queen Vic, who spent much of her reign in official mourning, I want what you're smoking.

In fairness, you're the best placed to comment having lived through both reigns. 😉

 

[gkmacca]

Well, I'm not so sure, the current queenie is married to a Greek.

Yeah, orrible foreigners who've been here for years, like them asians and Italian types, who seem to fink that means they're British now, the bladdy rascals!

 

[Jack D Rips]

In fairness to Rooney he got picked, played, and scored the goals. He didn't pick the opposition.

 

[Mors]

In fairness to Rooney he got picked, played, and scored the goals*. He didn't pick the opposition.

*Apart from in any major tournaments.

 

[Gerry_A_Trick]

*Apart from in any major tournaments.

*Apart from the four he scored in Euro 2004 and the one in the World Cup 2014.