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I'm going to get a tattoo of Benitez's chubby, goateed face on *my* face
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41359.msg1164174#msg1164174 date=1282939089]
I'm going to get a tattoo of Benitez's chubby, goateed face on *my* face
[/quote]god that would be brilliant. I'll get pellebastard done and we can stand in the car park of morrisons shouting at all the housewives loading their cars with iams and kestrel lager.
I'm going to get a tattoo of Benitez's chubby, goateed face on *my* face
[/quote]god that would be brilliant. I'll get pellebastard done and we can stand in the car park of morrisons shouting at all the housewives loading their cars with iams and kestrel lager.
As they struggle to get to grips with zonal parking?
Hahahahaha!
(Do Souness's face. Avec Tache)
(Do Souness's face. Avec Tache)
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41359.msg1164182#msg1164182 date=1282939861]
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=41359.msg1164180#msg1164180 date=1282939725]
As they struggle to get to grips with zonal parking?
[/quote]*Forces singlerider to the ground and begins forcibly tatooing sammy lees face onto his!!!
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On to his what?
[quote author=singlerider link=topic=41359.msg1164180#msg1164180 date=1282939725]
As they struggle to get to grips with zonal parking?
[/quote]*Forces singlerider to the ground and begins forcibly tatooing sammy lees face onto his!!!
[/quote]
On to his what?
And the fucking perm
Hold him down
Next up is Zlatan. I'm going to tattoo a massive Zlatan onto his face
Hold him down
Next up is Zlatan. I'm going to tattoo a massive Zlatan onto his face
I'm going to give Rebel a 3D wand tattoo on his forehead and give everyone free 3D glasses in next week's Radio Times.
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41359.msg1164192#msg1164192 date=1282940940]
And the fucking perm
Hold him down
Next up is Zlatan. I'm going to tattoo a massive Zlatan onto his face
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Tattoo Pique onto his cock !
And the fucking perm
Hold him down
Next up is Zlatan. I'm going to tattoo a massive Zlatan onto his face
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Tattoo Pique onto his cock !
Who wants a Lucas?
Ryan, obv.
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’s in to dodgy haircuts, backpasses and petty fouls,
I feel a premonition, that guy not gonna make it far,
RAWK needs a new sensation, a new player to idolise,
They need a new addiction, probably someone else we despise,
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
(Chorus)
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
He’s in to dodgy haircuts, backpasses and petty fouls,
I feel a premonition, that guy not gonna make it far,
RAWK needs a new sensation, a new player to idolise,
They need a new addiction, probably someone else we despise,
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
(Chorus)
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
[quote author=ILD link=topic=41359.msg1164229#msg1164229 date=1282942518]
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
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Thats brilliant! Did you come up with that?
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
[/quote]
Thats brilliant! Did you come up with that?
S
Squiggles
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[quote author=ILD link=topic=41359.msg1164229#msg1164229 date=1282942518]
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
[/quote]
Hahahahahahaha
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
[/quote]
Hahahahahahaha
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41359.msg1164227#msg1164227 date=1282942482]
Ive tattood Pellebastard again on the back of my head but with an angry face. When anyone doesnt do as Brendan/Rafa says they get the pelle switch face!
PUTAIN PUTAIN!!
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Ram Man esque. I was gonna get Dirk on my arse and do some handstands.
Ive tattood Pellebastard again on the back of my head but with an angry face. When anyone doesnt do as Brendan/Rafa says they get the pelle switch face!
PUTAIN PUTAIN!!
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Ram Man esque. I was gonna get Dirk on my arse and do some handstands.
[quote author=Peatcheo link=topic=41359.msg1164232#msg1164232 date=1282942630]
[quote author=ILD link=topic=41359.msg1164229#msg1164229 date=1282942518]
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
[/quote]
Thats brilliant! Did you come up with that?
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I did, God_23 (Aidan) started the tune though.
[quote author=ILD link=topic=41359.msg1164229#msg1164229 date=1282942518]
To the tune of Livin la vida Loca
He’ll make you tear your hair out, away at White Hart Lane,
He’ll make you wish he was playing for some shit team out in Spain,
He’s like a bullet to the brain, Come on,
Up and down the pitch, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
He’ll bring your team right down, he’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
His passes are really slow, and he’s worse than Reo Coker
He will wear you out, Liverpool Lucas Leiva,
Liverpool Lucas Leiva, Come on!
He’s Liverpool Lucas Leiva.
[/quote]
Thats brilliant! Did you come up with that?
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I did, God_23 (Aidan) started the tune though.
[quote author=Loch Ness Monster link=topic=41359.msg1164234#msg1164234 date=1282942690]
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41359.msg1164227#msg1164227 date=1282942482]
Ive tattood Pellebastard again on the back of my head but with an angry face. When anyone doesnt do as Brendan/Rafa says they get the pelle switch face!
PUTAIN PUTAIN!!
[/quote]
Ram Man esque. I was gonna get Dirk on my arse and do some handstands.
[/quote]Gene should get Jimmy Bullard tattood on his cock. I reckon that their respective hairs are similar.
[quote author=Herr Onceared link=topic=41359.msg1164227#msg1164227 date=1282942482]
Ive tattood Pellebastard again on the back of my head but with an angry face. When anyone doesnt do as Brendan/Rafa says they get the pelle switch face!
PUTAIN PUTAIN!!
[/quote]
Ram Man esque. I was gonna get Dirk on my arse and do some handstands.
[/quote]Gene should get Jimmy Bullard tattood on his cock. I reckon that their respective hairs are similar.
Anyway Will Young fans will get this one.
Please leave, just like you said
Coz watching you play really hurts my head.
You pass the ball the ball, to Ashley Cole
And I don't know how you're not on the dole
And you're so fucking slow
You make me go oh oh
I miss Momo Sissoko
So I say...
I think you better Leiva right now
Before we get any shitter
I think you better Leiva right now
Coz now I'm just fucking bitter
Somebody better give us back
That 6 million we flittered
I think you better Leiva right now
Please leave, just like you said
Coz watching you play really hurts my head.
You pass the ball the ball, to Ashley Cole
And I don't know how you're not on the dole
And you're so fucking slow
You make me go oh oh
I miss Momo Sissoko
So I say...
I think you better Leiva right now
Before we get any shitter
I think you better Leiva right now
Coz now I'm just fucking bitter
Somebody better give us back
That 6 million we flittered
I think you better Leiva right now
Mucho cans of Dutch Gold have been necked in ILD's gaf tonight.
S
Squiggles
Guest
[quote author=GOD_23 link=topic=41359.msg1164245#msg1164245 date=1282943298]
Anyway Will Young fans will get this one.
Please leave, just like you said
Coz watching you play really hurts my head.
You pass the ball the ball, to Ashley Cole
And I don't know how you're not on the dole
And you're so fucking slow
You make me go oh oh
I miss Momo Sissoko
So I say...
I think you better Leiva right now
Before we get any shitter
I think you better Leiva right now
Coz now I'm just fucking bitter
Somebody better give us back
That 6 million we flittered
I think you better Leiva right now
[/quote]
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Will Young is a bellend
Anyway Will Young fans will get this one.
Please leave, just like you said
Coz watching you play really hurts my head.
You pass the ball the ball, to Ashley Cole
And I don't know how you're not on the dole
And you're so fucking slow
You make me go oh oh
I miss Momo Sissoko
So I say...
I think you better Leiva right now
Before we get any shitter
I think you better Leiva right now
Coz now I'm just fucking bitter
Somebody better give us back
That 6 million we flittered
I think you better Leiva right now
[/quote]
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Will Young is a bellend
How dare you Stu. I drink Harp.
Harp? Jesus. Do yourself a favour and upgrade to Duch Gold posthaste.
Both songs are crackers lads. I'd love to see them posted on RAWK.
Both songs are crackers lads. I'd love to see them posted on RAWK.
[quote author=Stulikesdrums link=topic=41359.msg1164271#msg1164271 date=1282944417]
Harp? Jesus. Do yourself a favour and upgrade to Duch Gold posthaste.
Both songs are crackers lads. I'd love to see them posted on RAWK.
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We'd be banned before they got to the chorus.
Harp? Jesus. Do yourself a favour and upgrade to Duch Gold posthaste.
Both songs are crackers lads. I'd love to see them posted on RAWK.
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We'd be banned before they got to the chorus.
They'd last about a picosecond
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