Other forum meltdown thread v2.0

[737Max]

If you sing it to "Morning has broken" it kinda works

Hahahahahah it so works

 

[dee]

Well City's last title winning parade was like a scene out of 28 Days Later. A few people walking around baron streets.

Barren

Sorry can’t help myself

 

[MomoWASright]

[article]My mother called to tell me he was punching the air like Hitler about 6 times. Fucking loon.
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[article]Nearly sick in my mouth watching that cunt get on like that on the sky sports news headlines there
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[article]I hate these bus attacking vermin, losing the league to them is the worst thinkable outcome.
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Just seen klopps fist pumping after last night's game, he's a friggin lunatic and them tramps lap it all up.
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Bingo and his not knowing who we are playing this weekend when it is his nearest neighbour, he lies more than the uk government !

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[Modo]

When did Hitler punch the air?

 

[singlerider]

It was much more of a "little person judo-chopping a giant in the nuts" type affair I think?

 

[Beamrider]

When did Hitler punch the air?

Yeah, it was more of a "chopping" motion TBF.

 

[Bradley]

When did Hitler punch the air?

Escape to Victory 2?

 

[darkstarexodus]

Wish I could live rent free somewhere like our club does.

 

[StevieM]

Wish I could live rent free somewhere like our club does.

I don’t know whether I’d choose to live in those heads though - Dantes head would be place of tranquility in comparison.

 

[Squiggles]

The Dippers have been irrelevant for decades ,(apart from the odd cup win in UEFA glamour trophy , were you can lose five / six games and still win it) a club existing on their black & white VHS history , so it must be frustrating that the only title they won in over thirty years and they couldnt even celebrate , poetic justice.
We are their nemesis , they hate us with a passion and we live in their heads because they crave a twentieth title to wind up the Rags and we have stopped them dead in their tracks , they have their best team and manager for years and we are the original "pain in the arse" for that feral football club , and long may it continue.


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Don't think even if the Russian tanks could fight off all the stuff being thrown at them by the coachbusters.

 

[dantes]

I don’t know whether I’d choose to live in those heads though - Dantes head would be place of tranquility in comparison.

That depends upon the nature of your tranquility. No pets, no music, no virtue signalling, and you'll enjoy the best years of tenancy since your were a student. Disobey the rules, and you'll lose your deposit to pay for the cleaning up of the chalk outline the csi fuckers would lazily leave behind.

 

[dee]

Here's a good stat for Citeh peeps:

Most league champions across all divisions:

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{td}MANCHESTER UNITED{/td}
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{td}ARSENAL{/td}
{td}13{/td}
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{td}12{/td}
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{td}SUNDERLAND{/td}
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{td}WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS{/td}
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Oh .... we still have more 🙂

 

[dee]

... and that easy bit of silverware that you win even if you lose a few here and there. Seems there's been 22 individual winners over the 66 years and astonishingly Citeh haven't been amongst them! It's quite clearly a fix!

13 Real Madrid (3)
7 Milan (4)
6 Bayern München (5), Liverpool (3)
5 Barcelona (3)
4 Ajax (2)
3 Man Utd (2), Inter. Milan (2)
2 Juventus (7), Benfica (5), Chelsea (1), Nottingham Forest, Porto
1 Celtic (Glasgow) (1), Dortmund (1), , Marseille (1), Hamburg SV (1), FC Steau Bucharest (1), Feyenoord, Craven Zvezda (RedStar Belgrade), Aston Villa, PSV (Eindhoven),


Leeds, Arsenal, Spurs and Citeh have all been runners up once

 

[Fabio]

That lists wrong as Chelsea have won it twice. Point still stands however

 

[The Nomad]

That lists wrong as Chelsea have won it twice. Point still stands however

It shows Chelsea as winning it twice and runner up (1)

 

[Fabio]

Ignore me I'm thick

 

[Shay_K]

When did Hitler punch the air?

It think he did in Munich in 1923?

 

[Squiggles]

Hate the Dippers passionately but karma for that smart arse Chelsea TV bird who came to the Etihad asking "Can you tell me where your Champions League trophy is ?"

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Is it just me or wnat the fuck was Kepa foing for Van Dijk penalty? He stood clearly over to one side of the goal...Van Dijk went the side he was on and still scored. Very strange position to stand for a penalty.

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Couldn’t watch it today, turned off tv once the feral scouse cunts hijacked the Ukrainian situation with their horrible anthem. I’d fucking swap liverpool out of our country for a part of the Ukraine if it were possible; the Russians wouldn’t want the despicable dippers


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Crazy that Chelsea had to take 7 pens to stay alive. While the ABBA system may not have worked, surely the order of pens should be changed after the first 5. Hockey does it. Stats are heavily in favour of team going first in pen shoot-outs. Crazy for what should be a 50-50 contest.

 

[dee]

They've got a point re. the ABBA thing. "Dancing Queen" would defo add to the tension and atmosphere

 

[Holle]

They've got a point re. the ABBA thing. "Dancing Queen" would defo add to the tension and atmosphere

They're more into 'Money, money, money', I suppose.

 

[The Nomad]

The winner takes it all..

 

[The Nomad]

I do like the suggestion though, that in sudden death switch to an ABBA format. Would make it a bit fairer.

 

[dee]

I do like the suggestion though, that in sudden death switch to an ABBA format. Would make it a bit fairer.

Works for tennis

 

[Fabio]

I do like the suggestion though, that in sudden death switch to an ABBA format. Would make it a bit fairer.

Fuck em. They should have won the toss then

 

[737Max]

Fuck em. They should have won the toss then

Both tosses to be fair

 

[737Max]

They're a funny lot on Bluemoon. Funny but very thick. If Putin launches an ICBM at us little do they realise that Manchester which is only about 35 miles will also be obliterated which is a shame as it's due a makeover.

 

[Holle]

The fucking tossers.

 

[Fabio]

They're a funny lot on Bluemoon. Funny but very thick. If Putin launches an ICBM at us little do they realise that Manchester which is only about 35 miles will also be obliterated which is a shame as it's due a makeover.

Silly cunts saying its a naval base, when it's not even near the water. Be sensible and say its a missile silo ffs

 

[MomoWASright]

They’re not very bright. But genuinely worried about our quad.

 

[The Nomad]

They’re not very bright. But genuinely worried about our quad.

Only quad I'm worried about is Thiagos.