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OMFG, Is he seriously including a fucking charity shield in that?
Even the other Mancs, at their peak, didn't have as many deluded whoppers following them. You'd think with their unparalleled, history-making, success they'd be able to fill their stadium with all these 'top fans'...
They all do over there.
 
They all do over there.

Not excusing them, but it is Guardiola's fault. Didn't he correct someone in a presser a few years ago who was talking about a potential treble, and he scolded him saying it was a potential quadruple. "Why not count this?" or something. Because nobody in the history of English footy has EVER counted the Charity Shield you fucking cock wallop!
 
I thought they counted it as they were on for a real quadruple & had all their merchandise ready with "Fourmidables" and then got knocked out of the Champions League. so had to pull out the Charity Shield as the 4th trophy.

I would love it, love it, if we won the real quadruple this year 🙂
 
One of the trophies he had in his hand looks like made of tin foil but guess that’s what you get for 2nd place. I expected nothing less from him.
 
So this should be gold.

A defeat even after VAR gave them a penno and wiped out a goal against.

Exactly how were they cleared by the global conspiracy this time?
 
So this should be gold.

A defeat even after VAR gave them a penno and wiped out a goal against.

Exactly how were they cleared by the global conspiracy this time?
It's all remarkably dull over there. Just saying how shit they were, how spurs are their bogey team, and counting on their fingers how many points we are behind and some still getting it wrong.
 
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[article]You know the ***** will score three second half.
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[article]GET IN!
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[article]Hahahaha!

Come on!

...Too soon?
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[article]What a beautiful fluke..
I thought they’d fncked up another promising break.

My nerves won’t take this now.
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[article]Is this the mighty reds whom we should be afraid?
They are utter fucking shit
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[article]there it is
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[article]It's the hope that kills you.
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[article]fucking state of that goalie bag of shit
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[article] They’ll keep doing this for the rest of the season lads, we just need to do our thing and keep winning
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[article]Norwich just get relegated you stupid cunts.
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[article] We have the league in our hands blues. Only we can fuck it up. Fuck the scouse. We all know they will win.
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[article]And the media can breath a huge sigh of relief and turn their attention to hoping spurs can get something later on ..
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[article]Not sure if my heart could take it , but would love a 95th minute penalty win against Spuds , the Dippers fans avidly watching queueing up to jump in the Mersey and sweet revenge against Spuds for the 2020 quarter final robbery.
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[article]NBC apologise for a lack of commentary after Liverpool's 3rd goal for 5 minutes as the commentator had to go and change his underwear.....
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[article]Breathing down Man City's necks, it's like we've had a terrible run of form (dropped 2 points from last 45), Liverpool have merely won their 2 games in hand - plus they think it's a foregone conclusion that they're going to beat us at the Etihad.
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[article]Let's just keep winning our games. If we throw it away from here it won't be because of any grand conspiracy, it'll be on us and us only.
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15:50
[article]You know the ***** will score three second half.
[/article]

16:04
[article]GET IN!
[/article]

[article]Hahahaha!

Come on!

...Too soon?
[/article]
[article]What a beautiful fluke..
I thought they’d fncked up another promising break.

My nerves won’t take this now.
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16:20
[article]Is this the mighty reds whom we should be afraid?
They are utter fucking shit
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[article]there it is
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[article]It's the hope that kills you.
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[article]fucking state of that goalie bag of shit
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[article] They’ll keep doing this for the rest of the season lads, we just need to do our thing and keep winning
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[article]Norwich just get relegated you stupid cunts.
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[article] We have the league in our hands blues. Only we can fuck it up. Fuck the scouse. We all know they will win.
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[article]And the media can breath a huge sigh of relief and turn their attention to hoping spurs can get something later on ..
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[article]Not sure if my heart could take it , but would love a 95th minute penalty win against Spuds , the Dippers fans avidly watching queueing up to jump in the Mersey and sweet revenge against Spuds for the 2020 quarter final robbery.
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[article]NBC apologise for a lack of commentary after Liverpool's 3rd goal for 5 minutes as the commentator had to go and change his underwear.....
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[article]Breathing down Man City's necks, it's like we've had a terrible run of form (dropped 2 points from last 45), Liverpool have merely won their 2 games in hand - plus they think it's a foregone conclusion that they're going to beat us at the Etihad.
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[article]Let's just keep winning our games. If we throw it away from here it won't be because of any grand conspiracy, it'll be on us and us only.
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Stupid gets
 
Could we become the new bottlers thread.

[article]Well could we ?
This is getting into the reverse situation when we had to catch the Dippers and its not impossible for it to happen.
Pep and the boys have to show their balls over the next few weeks
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[article]we're on course to slip unfortunately
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[article]It’s still in our hands, but it’s concerning we have no plan B.

When we played our best, we could either win by outplaying them, or get them on the counter. Even if our defence is better, we have no pace to get them on the counter, we’re very predictable.

Maybe they’re our bogey team, but if Spurs did this to us, I’d hate to see what Liverpool in form can do.
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[article]Wow totally embarrassing thread.

If Liverpool win it then they deserve it not because we are a team of bottlers!

Fancy typing that and attributing that phrase to THIS team.
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[article]Easily. Better teams have done it…
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[article]I'm sure they will but so will we. If we play like that performance tonight they will destroy us.They look a more potent outfit currently and will be confident of picking our pockets dipper style. Next two games vital. If we are the next to drop points again it could be curtains.
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[article]For the first time this season I think we might bottle it. Especially if we drop points against teams we shouldn’t but that was our first defeat since October which is a huge achievement. It’s going to be really tight. Just hope if they beat Leeds next week it is as close as they will get. If we don’t beat Everton then we don’t deserve to win it
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post match thread
[article]Bottling it
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[article]Fucking pathetic. Getting beaten twice by that spurs team is an embarrassment. Dippers now favourites
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[article]Fucking unacceptable. Absolutely shit. All the possession, for what? And against that bunch of twats who’d lost three in a row.

And to get back with that pen and still contrive to lose. FUCKING SHIT JUST FUCK OFF
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[article]We’re bottling this league.
No clearer sign than equalising in the 93rd minute

and STILL losing to that slack jawed cunt.

Devastated.
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[article]Kane missed a sitter and they had a goal disallowed as well, one point would probably have been deserved but it's not unfair this result. Squeaky bum time for real now.
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[article]Don't deserve to win the title of we can't take a single point off Spurs.
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[article]6 points just like that
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[article]What happened to incapacitated Kane? Ah yes. He's a cheating twat!
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[article]I dont know why Guardiola frozes, player physically exhausted, midfield was exhausted, why couldn't he put Fernandinho, Zynchenko, why? Love him but his defeat is all on Guardiola
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[article]Loose against Everton and it’s Liverpools title.
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[article]I usually marvel how intelligent our play is, today, we were as thick as pigshit
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[article]Spurs fans should be boiling with these fraudsters for stealing a living the rest of the season.

Again we have taken an opposition for granted and let them beat us when they really shouldn't be in the same league as us,

fucking poor from Pep downwards,
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[article]According to Sky, it's in the dippers hands - oh, do fuck off you wankers!
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[article]Should've lost to Gooners.
Drew to Saints.
Lost to Spurs.

Momentum well and truly against us now.
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[article]Pep Guardiola and game management.

The biggest fallacy in football.

Dreadful team performance, dreadful management performance.
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Total garbage. Defending woeful.toothless upfront Got out of jail two or three times but still got done. No margin for error now. Next Saturday in dipperland and the rags soon after may well be vital.[/article]
 
this is golden.

even the balls conspires!!!

The cunts always fucking do it like you say, every fucking game. all the fucking time, everything goes their way, the ball always runs in their favour
 
seems like Trent has wound this dip stick up 😀
livin in his head



Well if Kyle Walker had taken off the medal during the Spurs game, he wouldn't have been weighed down and would have beaten Kane to the jump and prevented the winning goal. Just my 2 cents 😉

I still cant get over this video, why he mixing up CL loser medal and England cap??? lol
 
[article]You just watch the PiGMOL go all out to try and manufacture an end of season finale grudge match where the Dipper's need to win, and Villa need a draw against us.

'Can Stevie G finally get his revenge against Manchester City and hand the title to Liverpool'???

Dean will be ref for them and we'd get Alty.

It'd be an absolute wet dream for the Premier League and their Worldwide viewing figures would be absolutely astronomical.
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[article]They have olivar v leeds this week , hmmm
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[article]How have they got Darren England on Var yet again in the Final v Chelsea.
Thats the 4th time he has been involved in their games since his spineless performance in their game v Cardiff where he failed to tell the ref 1) Its a penalty 2) Keeper should be sent off.
Think thats now 5 or 6 times in the last 8 appointments he has been involved in Dippers/Our games.
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[article]You just watch the PiGMOL go all out to try and manufacture an end of season finale grudge match where the Dipper's need to win, and Villa need a draw against us.

'Can Stevie G finally get his revenge against Manchester City and hand the title to Liverpool'???

Dean will be ref for them and we'd get Alty.

It'd be an absolute wet dream for the Premier League and their Worldwide viewing figures would be absolutely astronomical.
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I would genuinely love it!!
A last minute goal from Origi after their game has finished and they think they've won the title.

Peps head would literally explode
 
You’re not thinking big enough. Mané dive for a pen and Salah to score it.
You're not thinking big enough.. After the restart, they go down the other end.. cross into the box..hits Trents hand. No penalty after a lengthy VAR review.

Pep throws 3 fingers in the air.. "THRICE... THRICE... THRIIICCCCCEEEEE" He screams at Gerrard, who has a smirk on his face in the middle of the field.

Cut back to our game.. the music at the end of Rocky is playing over the sound system.. little pep has Klopp on his shoulders.. who lifts one hand into the air and screams "ADDDDDDRRRRRRIIIIIAAAAAANNN"

Roll credits
 
There is a parallel reality in which that is precisely how it plays out. But thanks to some of us being cunts, we'll never be able to quantum tunnel our way there, and will never get to say that we love to see it.
 
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