I'm pretty sure he has come for Mourinho's soul.
But let's throw in Dreamy as well to ensure he is appeased.
As long as we don't offer DB's mind...I'm pretty sure he has come for Mourinho's soul.
But let's throw in Dreamy as well to ensure he is appeased.
As long as we don't offer DB's mind...
Really?!I want Chelsea relegated.
I asked Santa and he said yes.Really?!
I hardly think you're alone in that on here.
Unfortunately I think there is as much chance of that as there is of Leicester winning the league.
Would she not risk losing her licence if she was involved in all that jazz?2. Chelsea are so scared stiff by Dr. Eva leaving and potentially reporting what they've been doing that they've had to stop their doping programme.
Jizz spinning. Maybe she was involved in that.Would she not risk losing her licence if she was involved in all that jazz?
Jizz spinning, eh? That would explain John Terry's stupid grin.Jizz spinning. Maybe she was involved in that.
Well, obviously he's switching contracts and those bastards at O2 are dragging their feet.Maureen's wife must be baffled. He's not phoning her to tell the results these days.
Hahahaha.."One possibility is that I did an amazing job last season and brought the players to a level that is not their level and now they can't maintain it."
Mwah
Chelsea haven't been unlucky! They've been mostly Shite every time I see em (and I watch them a lot). Slow ponderous play, wasteful in possession, and an inability to communicate defensively.
It's the fact their form is so consistently bad is what's surreal
"One possibility is that I did an amazing job last season and brought the players to a level that is not their level and now they can't maintain it."
Mwah
I'm not sure if that's meant to be a joke, but he has actually sort of said that.
The ball boy was distracted by Diego Costa.
I think he actually said it last night after the match.
“Sometimes, I find myself thinking that last season I did an amazing job and I brought players to a level that is not their level and if this is true, I brought them to such a level that they couldn’t keep it up for more than the super motivation to be leader and almost champions. That is one possibility."
Does he still try to hake hands before the end of the match?
Absolute total and utter cunt. Karma's a bitch eh shitcoat?
This is the first season at a big club that he couldn't spend a fortune on new players. It shows how shit manager he is when can't spend very big money. He didn't rotate enough last season and hoped that he would get his usual big transfer budget so he could replace the tired players.
If he was appointed manager of a club like Stoke then the Stoke fans wouldn't be happy because they would be relegated.
He don't care about what is the best for a player long term or even next season. If a player get tired and need replacing then he used to get the money to buy a replacement. He also need to replace players because they get tired of him after around three years.
Give him a fortune to spend and he will deliver. If you don't give him that then even Moyes is a better manager.