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Fuck them. Some Johnny-come-lately oil sheikh's barely remembered trinket.
'You remember that football team we bought?'
'Football? Please leave me alone I am trying to concentrate on selling this black stuff that everybody REALLY needs, that is mine through some strange tribal quirk. And my racehorses. and my falcons. And I just had an idea for the world's biggest surfing wave created under a huge plastic bubble and an underwater hotel that is 11 star and has an underwater racecourse, and I will build a planet (well not me, but some little brown people from another country who earn nothing and die on a regular basis because we don't care what happens to them) and fill it with helium and suspend it above the desert and rich but stupid men will buy houses on it. But who is stupid enough to buy one?'
'Footballers?'
'Oh yes... get me Shaun Goater's agent.'
We are Liverpool. Let's smash their mercenary fannies in.
Aguero maybe fit but mentally he'll still be fucked. He's been injured 3 times this and all in quick succession of coming back. A few hard tackles on him and he'll bottle it as he'll know one more injury and he's out of the world cup.
He can produce something out of nothing but when he came back from the last injury his timing was all over the place - couldn't get involved and didn't pick up the pace of the game. I hope he's injury free but I would think he'll still be finding his feet for this one.
I think it's the first time I've ever dreamed about a match. It made me wake up and everything. I think Henderson scored a goal in it if anyone wants a tip for any bets.
My local has one, I think. Next time you're down south!
Seriously though, you are one of the posters, that I've not met, that I feel I could spend a long afternoon gassing about Liverpool with. I make no apologies for how gay that may sound.
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