[quote author=themn link=topic=40563.msg1117822#msg1117822 date=1276243117]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=40563.msg1117816#msg1117816 date=1276242436]
[quote author=themn link=topic=40563.msg1117792#msg1117792 date=1276240540]
I hate that cross.
"Power Web" my arse.
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I would *love* to work in sports marketing. All you need to do is trot out a load of fucking bad science gobbledygook, and credulous morons all over the world queue up to spend a fortune on whatever shiny pile of steaming, branded shit you feel like shovelling out.
"This year is the year of the new TimeSplit Swerve X60 boot. Made with revolutionary nano-technology, this astonishing piece of football engineering has six million nanobots in each boot. These react to internal and external pressures, so that at the moment the foot strikes the ball, thousands of tiny black holes are created, sucking in time itself, so that on impact there is a temporal "skip" allowing for last-minute infinitesmally small changes to be made in trajectory, power and swerve.
The football boot has entered a new age.
Out now, for £199 at selected stores. Please form an orderly queue, you gullible, whey-faced cabbages.
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See also, "audiophiles".
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There's proper science behind that, you!