Pre Match - Man City (a) Champion's League Quarter Final Second Leg

[Skullflower]

lol

 

[Skullflower]

i'll wait a bit next time. all part of the learning curb.

 

[Silver Sean]

I just hope we don't end up blaming an escape goat. But I'm not overfloating with confidence.

 

[Mystic]

I'm shitting it, but I couldn't resist putting a quid on us to win 3-0 with Mane anytime scorer, 600/1!

Also put a quid on 3-0 with Salah any time scorer for 400/1.

 

[doctor_mac]

I know nerves at this stage are part of the parcel, but for all intensive purposes, I'm on tender hooks.

*Dreamy nods in silent agreement with the sagacity*

 

[Fabio]

I honestly don't know if I'm gonna be able to watch this

 

[SummerOnions]

For all intensive purposes this is nervy.

Keep needing a shit.

Must be cos I'm lack toast and tolerant

 

[Rosco]

I honestly don't know if I'm gonna be able to watch this

is the missus being a cunt about the telly tonight ?

 

[Woland]

Dunno if I'm quiffing here but Milner to score first is 33/1. I can see us getting a pen.

Milner first or last and 0-2 is 800/1.

 

[Fabio]

is the missus being a cunt about the telly tonight ?

I wish she was...but then I'd have 2 other TVs and a phone to watch it in

Arse well and truly gone

 

[Woland]

TVs are a diamond dozen these days

 

[Mystic]

We've got to be careful tonight, one missed steak and we let City right back into this, this is a doggy-dog world, and they'll be chomping on the bit.

Regardless, if we do throw this away, it'll be the biggest upset since Vader proclaimed "Liam, I have strong reason to believe that I'm your true parental guardian"

 

[Mystic]

I wish she was...but then I'd have 2 other TVs and a phone to watch it in

Arse well and truly gone

Ah shit, have you got the dire rear again?

 

[Skullflower]

We've got to be careful tonight, one missed steak and we let City right back into this, this is a doggy-dog world, and they'll be chomping on the bit.

Regardless, if we do throw this away, it'll be the biggest upset since Vader proclaimed "Liam, I have strong reason to believe that I'm your true parental guardian"

i wish i could unsee this post but i can't. cos i've got a photogenic memory.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Haven't felt like this since last Wednesday.

 

[rurikbird]

I'm feeling on edge like the rest of you, but I just thought back to the game in January, how I watched it in a packed garage in a small village in Ghana and this was one of the wildest and most enjoyable games in recent memory. How the locals cheered every time one of Salah or Mane touched the ball, how everybody went berserk at 3:0 and 4:0. We have some good memories against City; these games are usually far more enjoyable than United, Chelsea or Spurs – let's hope this is the case tonight as well.

Are we doing dog puns now?

 

[Woland]

I'm going with a three imodium strategy pre pub right now.

 

[Rosco]

I'm feeling on edge like the rest of you, but I just thought back to the game in January, how I watched it in a packed garage in a small village in Ghana and this was one of the wildest and most enjoyable games in recent memory. How the locals cheered every time one of Salah or Mane touched the ball, how everybody went berserk at 3:0 and 4:0. We have some good memories against City; these games are usually far more enjoyable than United, Chelsea or Spurs – let's hope this is the case tonight as well.

Are we doing dog puns now?

When i got to the line about the small village in Ghana i was hoping the next line would include some casual racism.

disappointed

 

[Mystic]

I'm going with a three imodium strategy pre pub right now.

What idiom is that meant to be?

 

[Portly]

Dunno if I'm quiffing here but Milner to score first is 33/1. I can see us getting a pen.

Milner first or last and 0-2 is 800/1.

Good tip! I followed your advice and stuck a tenner on Milner.

(That should mocker any chances of us getting a pen.)

 

[Woland]

Good tip! I followed your advice and stuck a tenner on Milner.

(That should mocker any chances of us getting a pen.)

Liked and unliked for first then second sentence.

But this ref has given 5 pens against Citeh in recent history. They're all going on about it over there. UEFA conspiracy etc

 

[Mystic]

I'm feeling on edge like the rest of you, but I just thought back to the game in January, how I watched it in a packed garage in a small village in Ghana and this was one of the wildest and most enjoyable games in recent memory. How the locals cheered every time one of Salah or Mane touched the ball, how everybody went berserk at 3:0 and 4:0. We have some good memories against City; these games are usually far more enjoyable than United, Chelsea or Spurs – let's hope this is the case tonight as well.

Are we doing dog puns now?

Yeh, dog puns are pretty ruff.

 

[Jack D Rips]

What are the odds on Harry Kane scoring the first goal?

 

[Red Astaire]

Aguero on the bench.

 

[Jack D Rips]

I hope we don't have to depend on our bench.

 

[Woland]

Aguero on the bench.

For Kane?

 

[Red Astaire]

For Kane?

Haha!

 

[Rosco]

Can someone put Mystic down ?

 

[Modo]

The state of our bench:

Substitutes: Mignolet, Klavan, Moreno, Clyne, Woodburn, Ings, Solanke.

Just Clyne

 

[Modo]

Milner, OX and Wijnaldum really need to put on performance today.