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Is the last one true? Did the beeb have red ribbons on the Prem Trophy?
I’m sure those red ribbons are for Man Unit… oh.
We're on super powerful PEDs according to the fume.
[article]I think they are showing unnatural fitness levels, coupled with a complete absence of soft-tissue injuries one would associate with that style of play. I don't care what anyone else thinks - for me, there's something going on. They've had 4 games in 11 days with a virtually unchanged team. More than half of their starting side is over the age of 30. And yet they are able to charge around like lunatics against a fully rested Villarreal (admittedly shit).[/article]
[article]I think they are showing unnatural fitness levels, coupled with a complete absence of soft-tissue injuries one would associate with that style of play. I don't care what anyone else thinks - for me, there's something going on. They've had 4 games in 11 days with a virtually unchanged team. More than half of their starting side is over the age of 30. And yet they are able to charge around like lunatics against a fully rested Villarreal (admittedly shit).[/article]
Getting their excuses for losing another CL semi in early, I see.
The logic our fitness (powered by drugs)because we run longer and harder is a bit of a myth.
Are Villarreal and even City on drugs too?
Actually don’t answer the last one 😉
Had a look at the running stats from both games:
It’s just we press as a system more intelligently at the right times intensely but our running stats throughout the season are midtable level. Running stats are not the only factor in how well a team plays but I guess it’s easier to get focussed a single myth then try to understand the bigger system which is harder to replicate.
Are Villarreal and even City on drugs too?
Actually don’t answer the last one 😉
Had a look at the running stats from both games:
It’s just we press as a system more intelligently at the right times intensely but our running stats throughout the season are midtable level. Running stats are not the only factor in how well a team plays but I guess it’s easier to get focussed a single myth then try to understand the bigger system which is harder to replicate.
From the guardian comments.
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GroovinRascal
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An article on Liverpool's fitness regime and diet is needed. Unbelievable levels at this stage of a season.
And Klopp is looking younger each week. What's his secret?
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GroovinRascal
31 minutes ago
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An article on Liverpool's fitness regime and diet is needed. Unbelievable levels at this stage of a season.
And Klopp is looking younger each week. What's his secret?
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Dubhghaill
GroovinRascal
23 minutes ago
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Are Evertonians and Blue Mooners really trying to incorporate qAnon into their already labyrinthine conspiracy theories about Liverpool being good? How exciting!
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The_Reverend_Flasher
Dubhghaill
17 minutes ago
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I look forward to articles containing confidential details from the players’ medical records ‘from a source close to the club’ ( i.e. Goodison)
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The logic our fitness (powered by drugs)because we run longer and harder is a bit of a myth.
Are Villarreal and even City on drugs too?
Actually don’t answer the last one 😉
Had a look at the running stats from both games:
It’s just we press as a system more intelligently at the right times intensely but our running stats throughout the season are midtable level. Running stats are not the only factor in how well a team plays but I guess it’s easier to get focussed a single myth then try to understand the bigger system which is harder to replicate.
We didn’t need to run too far as we played almost the whole 90 in just half the pitch!
He really is unbelievably shit, isn't he?
I mean the word that immediately springs to mind is hapless, he just looks like he doesn't know how to defend, much of that video is filled with him just totally fucking up - it's not so much that he gets done by an amazing piece of skill or whatever by the attacker, he just makes really basic errors that he then can't recover from.
Given the price-tag, he's surely gotta be up there in 'all-time worst ever PL transfers'?
The logic our fitness (powered by drugs)because we run longer and harder is a bit of a myth.
Are Villarreal and even City on drugs too?
Actually don’t answer the last one 😉
Had a look at the running stats from both games:
It’s just we press as a system more intelligently at the right times intensely but our running stats throughout the season are midtable level. Running stats are not the only factor in how well a team plays but I guess it’s easier to get focussed a single myth then try to understand the bigger system which is harder to replicate.
Another Redcafe lurker I see...
That club is a graveyard for good players at the moment (as we were under Uncle Roy). Maguire did well at Hull (OK, hardly high praise but it's where Robbo came from as well) and then maintained that at Leicester. He was never worth 80 mill.but there's a better player somewhere in there trying, if so far failing, to get out.
How dare you? Never been so insulted in my life.
Almost feel a little sorry for him (despite the huge stacks of cash he goes home to every day). If he'd stayed at a 6-12th place team he wouldn't be getting so badly exposed but Man United decided to overspend on someone who was playing at a decent level and now he looks like the cunt.
That's been posted on here before by one of the conspiracy leaning posters
http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/
Anyone that's ever tried to get a journal article published is probably laughing their head of at the first couple of sentences.
He paid to have it published? It was so shit someone wouldn’t pay him?
It was a shit article and a total fabrication of his imagination but there are in all likelihood juicing regimes of some sort or other at all top clubs and probably right down through the divisions as well.
The fume like to mention it. They’ll believe it like the MMR vaccine causes autism.
Anyone for some fume? I’m on my lunch break.
Inject me
Open the taps…
That article is so poorly written, just all about someone's bullshit ramblings. Obviously he was right about us not retaining the title but it had nothing to ddo with burnout and all to do with with unprecedented injury crisis.
It does. Thompson. CDC whistleblower.
Like they’ve won all their games through grit and determination
[article]Like most of their games this season, favourable decisions have bailed them out time and again.
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All he does is pass
[article]this might be a bit strange but every week I watch liverpool, Thiago does absolutely nothing and gets MOTM and praises out the window. Am I just insane for not seeing it at all?
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[article]Van Dijk must be on for over 50 games this season at the age of 30 on the back of a year off with a bad ACL injury. Something fucking dodgy going on.
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[article]Don't wear a watch and keep your wallet safe if we get through and play them in Paris
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[article]Neil Warnock recently said he thought Thiago was the best passer of the ball he has ever seen. Obviously Warnock has not watched Kdb over the last few years.
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[article]Unfortunately, I think we have to prepare for the worst.
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[article]I watched the last 15 minutes of last night's SF. Even after 3/4's of the game, the players are still rushing around like a cellar full of rats when a light is turned on. It's entirely odd how so many asthmatic players can sustain that pace for almost the entire match. We need some sniffer dogs in their changing rooms
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[article]We live in dangerous times. There is a lying, bullying, aggressive lunatic, pushing his never tiring forces to commit a crime so awful in it's contemplation that it would mean total devastation for all those that have limply and weakly stood in their way.
I'm afraid we are on the very brink of this catastrophe, on the precipice staring into a post quadpocalyptic landscape where only vermin, scousers (same thing), Talk-sport presenters (again, same thing), and oompa loompa women (already included), survive. I'd say hit the fall-out shelters now - but what would be the point - it would last for eternity and wouldn't be worth surviving.
The rush to be the most magnanimous Bluemooner will of course be inevitable and such invertebrates will gladly and willingly ignore the bullying, coercive, pressurising, nature of the achievement as well as the assistance at vital moments from other authorities. Still, it will be there forever, to undermine everything that others follow with. Dark days.
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[article]If the worst scenario happens, i just say let them have their quadruple a tainted one full of decision making giving them an easier way to obtain it.
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[article]Well I think H.M for one might be getting a little twitchy at the thought of her Platinum jubilee celebrations being hijacked and relegated to the back pages if the unthinkable happens and we see the entire British media go into full on nuclear collective dipper fellatio for weeks
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[article]Terrified of a Liverpool Quad.
Would be unbearable for the rest of time.
They don’t half ride their luck and get decisions though.
Sterling’s ‘offside’ the most galling I can think of in recent memory. A proper sickener.
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[article]Like most of their games this season, favourable decisions have bailed them out time and again.
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All he does is pass
[article]this might be a bit strange but every week I watch liverpool, Thiago does absolutely nothing and gets MOTM and praises out the window. Am I just insane for not seeing it at all?
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[article]Van Dijk must be on for over 50 games this season at the age of 30 on the back of a year off with a bad ACL injury. Something fucking dodgy going on.
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[article]Don't wear a watch and keep your wallet safe if we get through and play them in Paris
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[article]Neil Warnock recently said he thought Thiago was the best passer of the ball he has ever seen. Obviously Warnock has not watched Kdb over the last few years.
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[article]Unfortunately, I think we have to prepare for the worst.
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[article]I watched the last 15 minutes of last night's SF. Even after 3/4's of the game, the players are still rushing around like a cellar full of rats when a light is turned on. It's entirely odd how so many asthmatic players can sustain that pace for almost the entire match. We need some sniffer dogs in their changing rooms
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[article]We live in dangerous times. There is a lying, bullying, aggressive lunatic, pushing his never tiring forces to commit a crime so awful in it's contemplation that it would mean total devastation for all those that have limply and weakly stood in their way.
I'm afraid we are on the very brink of this catastrophe, on the precipice staring into a post quadpocalyptic landscape where only vermin, scousers (same thing), Talk-sport presenters (again, same thing), and oompa loompa women (already included), survive. I'd say hit the fall-out shelters now - but what would be the point - it would last for eternity and wouldn't be worth surviving.
The rush to be the most magnanimous Bluemooner will of course be inevitable and such invertebrates will gladly and willingly ignore the bullying, coercive, pressurising, nature of the achievement as well as the assistance at vital moments from other authorities. Still, it will be there forever, to undermine everything that others follow with. Dark days.
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[article]If the worst scenario happens, i just say let them have their quadruple a tainted one full of decision making giving them an easier way to obtain it.
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[article]Well I think H.M for one might be getting a little twitchy at the thought of her Platinum jubilee celebrations being hijacked and relegated to the back pages if the unthinkable happens and we see the entire British media go into full on nuclear collective dipper fellatio for weeks
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[article]Terrified of a Liverpool Quad.
Would be unbearable for the rest of time.
They don’t half ride their luck and get decisions though.
Sterling’s ‘offside’ the most galling I can think of in recent memory. A proper sickener.
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