Newcastle V Liverpool Match Thread

[Shadey]

Come on this is Newcastle FFS

 

[Hansern]

Time for some subs

 

[Holle]

Fucking hell, one bad half & you're all having a dig at each other.

Fucking ludicrous.

No. Just the usual suspect.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck it, changes now please Jurgen.

Sturridge for Benteke. Lallana for Firmino/Milner.

 

[Leo]

Absolute shitehouse performance from Firmino so far.

 

[Red Mullet]

Fucking hell, one bad half & you're all having a dig at each other.

Fucking ludicrous.

It's what happens when posters set up expectations of a 12-0 win.

 

[cloggypop]

If anyone needs cheering up I saw Dirk Kuyt score today.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Geordie fans are into the game. Was hoping they'd be streaming for the exits by now.

Their team is fragile - one goal and we could break them open. But it becomes dangerous the longer we keep them in the match.

 

[Skullflower]

I fucking knew benteke was shite.

 

[Raz]

Get Allen and Benteke off and liven this shit up.

 

[FoxForceFive]

It's what happens when posters set up expectations of a 12-0 win.

There's still time... 😉

 

[Mystic]

By christ we need to wake up, substitutions are probably going to be required to make that happen.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Foul throw. Not often you see them given. Most throw ins are foul throws!

 

[Leo]

Awful again from Lucas and Moreno can't even throw the fucking ball.

 

[manwithnoname]

I didn't like the lineup and was a bit nervous even before kickoff, but this is even worse than I feared.

Lucas, Benteke, Allen and Firmino have all been excruciatingly poor.

We deserve to get beat here.

 

[Leo]

Fuck off Joe the manc.

 

[Dahuge]

We need Sturridge, Henderson and lallana on.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Again, Ibe holds it loo long and makes the wrong decision. He's wank.

 

[FoxForceFive]

A midfield of Lucas & Allen has never worked & will never work.

Hopefully Klopp will realise this now.

 

[Dahuge]

There is no pace to our play, that's the problem along with shite passing and poor movement

 

[Skullflower]

I'd love to headbutt joe allen

 

[DHSC]

Its like Swansea all over again.

 

[manwithnoname]

Make a ducking change Klopp. What are you waiting for?

 

[manwithnoname]

Make a ducking change Klopp. What are you waiting for?

Quack

 

[Red Mullet]

There's still time... 😉

3 goals every 6 minutes, so we'll running out of time on the 66th minute.

They have to be crazy 24 minutes as well.

 

[refugee]

Pick any random 3 people from our bench and replace any random 3 from our attack and midfield and we'll improve

 

[FoxForceFive]

Clyne has been the best player on the pitch for us by a long way.

 

[Molbystwin]

This has been bloody awful from us tonight...

A shit ball there

 

[Raz]

Again, Ibe holds it loo long and makes the wrong decision. He's wank.

He's a bit predictable init. Or crap maybe. Again he gives it away.

 

[DHSC]

Oh fuck off Ibe. What a crap pass.