Newcastle V Liverpool Match Thread

[darkstarexodus]

Ibe! Release the ball!

 

[Oncy]

Ibe has done my fucking head in today.

 

[Leo]

Anita is bootylicious.

 

[Shadey]

Crap passing today lads

 

[manwithnoname]

Pick any random 3 people from our bench and replace any random 3 from our attack and midfield and we'll improve

Christ Ibe you oaf.

 

[Red Mullet]

Studge and Lallana about to come on.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Lallana and Sturridge preparing to come on.

 

[Holle]

Lallana and Sturridge getting ready.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Fuck it, changes now please Jurgen.

Sturridge for Benteke. Lallana for Firmino/Milner.

Well I called the subs on right...

 

[manwithnoname]

Crap passing today lads

Lallana and Studge coming on. Thank Christ. Goodbye Benteke and Firmino

 

[Wiberg]

That's Allen done right there. Shite tackle...

Can't believe how poor we have looked today.

 

[Frogfish]

Our passing is fucking horrendous and doing my head in.

 

[Skullflower]

I'd love to wallop firmino's head with a baseball bat right now.

 

[Leo]

Firmino has been a million miles our worse player and that's saying something.

 

[Rosco]

Sturridge hattrick coming up

 

[jon545660]

Time for that strong bench to take effect.

 

[Oncy]

Lovren aside this has been a dreadful game.
Lovren again has been excellent. Milner has tried hard. Everyone else can fuck off.

 

[Raz]

I'd love to headbutt joe allen

Lol. I can't stand him but he is fucking awful isn't he. Welsh Xavi. Rolls Royce etc. Ryan Rodgers.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Anita is bootylicious.

I miss Anita. Not the Newcastle player.

 

[manwithnoname]

Crap passing today lads

Just fuck off Lucas, you hopeless bellend

 

[Fabio]

FUCK OFF LUCAS WITH YOUR FUCKING SHIT PASSING

 

[Leo]

Lucas you fucking gimp.

 

[Hansern]

Lol Lucas

 

[DHSC]

Benteke has been bad today.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Benteke off.

 

[Mystic]

Fuck me Lucas.

 

[Frogfish]

Firmino, Lucas & Benteke having mares.

 

[darkstarexodus]

Firmino too

 

[FoxForceFive]

Well I called the subs on right...

Ha. Got the subs off right too.

Yay me.

*pats himself on back*

 

[Mystic]

Good subs.