Liverpool vs United Match Thread

[MomoWASright]

Scored the winner one time at Anfield I think, but thats about it..

Was that when some idiot launched his mobile phone at him from the Kop?

 

[FoxForceFive]

I remember that. Complete bellend.

I mean, how do you miss a target that fucking big.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I cant decide Jon.
Say no for now, but then i'll text yer if i cant hold out 🙂

Sound.

 

[Woland]

There was also that one time he got a corner sent to him on the edge of the box Kop end and he hit it goalwards and Tevez finished it off.

But Rooney has got personal troubles again as his affair with Zombie Thatcher has just been revealed to the press.

 

[Gary25]

I can't remember him ever doing anything against us

That can always change though. Would still rather he was out.

 

[Markeh]

fucking match is still 3 hours away, time is really dragging on this one

 

[FoxForceFive]

My stomach is doing backflips. I tell myself I don't care then my body betrays me.

 

[LeTallecWiz]

WHEN YOU WALK ...

 

[Judge Jules]

Through a storm

 

[juniormember]

You can get quite wet

 

[cloggypop]

You can get quite wet

Love Half Man Half Biscuit

 

[Judge Jules]

There was also that one time he got a corner sent to him on the edge of the box Kop end and he hit it goalwards and Tevez finished it off.

But Rooney has got personal troubles again as his affair with Zombie Thatcher has just been revealed to the press.

[Belms]

 

[Rosco]

My stomach is doing backflips.

Mine too.

But probably because of the sausages in the pan

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Liverpool FC 5-1 Mancs

Gerrard 5,26,89
Sturridge 8
Agger 47
Skrtel 76 (og)

Shots: 28 - 2
Shots on target: 27 - 0
Possession: 82% - 18%
Yellow Cards: 2 - 6
Red cards: 0-0
Corners: 16 - 1

MOTM: Gerrard

 

[Modo]

 

[FoxForceFive]

Liverpool FC 5-1 Mancs

Gerrard 5,26,89
Sturridge 8
Agger 47
Skrtel 76 (og)

Shots: 28 - 2
Shots on target: 27 - 0
Possession: 82% - 18%
Yellow Cards: 2 - 6
Red cards: 0-0
Corners: 16 - 1

MOTM: Gerrard

They scored from their only corner. That bit's realistic!

 

[Portly]

I'm much more concerned about Touré's availability than whether Rooney plays or not. Touré became indispensable as soon as he set foot on the Anfield pitch. If he really is fit to play I will be surprised and delighted. Without him I'm a bit nervous.

 

[Spionkop69]

Scored the winner one time at Anfield I think, but thats about it..

And then celebrated like a cunt in front of the Kop and got a mobile phone thrown at him.

 

[gkmacca]

It's ok, it's Sturridge 's Birthday today.

He'll be fucking pumped.

Come on, God - extra blessings for the lad today! Amen!!!

 

[FoxForceFive]

Talksport just said all the Anfield staff are ignoring the story about Rooney as they believe he will start.

 

[Bradley]

Think we will win.

Think Phil will get a red after losing his temper from getting kicked around the pitch.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Think we will win.

Think Phil will get a red after losing his temper from getting kicked around the pitch.

Nah, he'll answer them by scoring a worldy.

 

[Jürgen4PM]

Phil Jones expected to shake off a back injury.

 

[FoxForceFive]

Nah, he'll answer them by scoring a worldy.

I assume you meant Coutinho?

 

[Bradley]

Nah, he'll answer them by scoring a worldy.

That would be preferable, it's just all that talk about not knowing who United were and never having heard of Gollum. It unsettles me, that he could be getting too pumped, like Masher did.

 

[mark1975]

I've handed out "likes" like there's no tomorrow in this thread, my gratitude and goodwill had better pay off with some good karma shit.

 

[Bradley]

Sorry, yeah talking about Coutinho

 

[Portly]

I assume you meant Coutinho?

I don't suppose he's known as Phil on the streets of Rio de Janeiro!

 

[Buddha]

Phil Jones expected to shake off a back injury.

He'll never "shake off" that fucking face though.

 

[Rosco]

Phil Jones expected to shake off a back injury.

Might see if that works for me