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Liverpool v Huddersfield Match Thread

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I'd still be amazed if he plays a full match before the end of the season, although perhaps the CL final is doable, cos it's in the middle of the fucking summer.

He has been fit for a good few weeks now, klopp been cautious with him understandably. He is unlikely to start but what an impact sub
 
I'd still be amazed if he plays a full match before the end of the season, although perhaps the CL final is doable, cos it's in the middle of the fucking summer.

I feel for him a bit, it must be a bit shitty to be raring to go right at the end of the season. Hopefully that'll make him super keen for the next.
 
Just listening to the way Klopp talks about the club and Ox, he's creates such a great family like vibe around the club, the players must fucking love playing for him.
 
Missed the game cause I was playing 7 a side, first match I’ve missed in ages. Guess who now has to play 5 games of 7 a side now in the next few weeks ffs!

Anyone got detailed highlights I can watch?
 
Ninety fucking one points. Enough to win the premier league in all but 4 seasons. Can't find the precise stat, but I guess no-one has ever not won the premier league with so many points.

This is something amazing, and the best is yet to come ...
 
Hello Everyone

That was very enjoyable, Pep will now have to worry about winning again, and also an uncomfortable GD. There is still hope for us, don't lose it bitches.

I know 5-0 is very good, but honestly I really thought it may have been 9-0, or 12-0 after how quickly that first goal went in. The observation that most worries me from this game is really Mane - he seems to be letting this competition with Salah become too serious, did he even smile after the game ? - Is it normal to have two goal scorers that are just too close in terms of goals, should luck turn to our way, I hope this rivalry between them does not cause us issues in what would be a key moment.

Regards,
MORON
 
Missed the game cause I was playing 7 a side, first match I’ve missed in ages. Guess who now has to play 5 games of 7 a side now in the next few weeks ffs!

Anyone got detailed highlights I can watch?

You played the game... you need highlights as well?
 
Hello Everyone

That was very enjoyable, Pep will now have to worry about winning again, and also an uncomfortable GD. There is still hope for us, don't lose it bitches.

I know 5-0 is very good, but honestly I really thought it may have been 9-0, or 12-0 after how quickly that first goal went in. The observation that most worries me from this game is really Mane - he seems to be letting this competition with Salah become too serious, did he even smile after the game ? - Is it normal to have two goal scorers that are just too close in terms of goals, should luck turn to our way, I hope this rivalry between them does not cause us issues in what would be a key moment.

Regards,
MORON

So you write your posts on toilet roll and throw them out your cell window?
 
Ninety fucking one points. Enough to win the premier league in all but 4 seasons. Can't find the precise stat, but I guess no-one has ever not won the premier league with so many points.

This is something amazing, and the best is yet to come ...

When we finish 2nd on 97 points.... we can console ourselves with the 3rd highest points total recorded since the Premier League began - which would have won the league in any season since the Premier League began except this season and last.

That includes the 42 game seasons.

Whatever curse or pact with the devil that has been made to stop us winning the league goes beyond blood sacrificing random virgins or Oncy.

We may have to consider sending Dantes back in time to eliminate Pep Guardiola’s mother before he is born....
 
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Liverpool 5 Huddersfield Town 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Apr 27, 2019 | 4 comments
Alisson: 8
I reckon I’m giving him a couple of points for not sitting down first half. Like, lashing his boots off, spreading a blanket out and maybe eating some cheese and crackers. Made a good save second half which frankly he should have been lying down for, possibly cutting his toe nails.
Trent: 9
Tremendous today. Did he set up four goals? I’m saying he set up four goals. At least. The ball for Mo’s in the first half is fabulous. Defended well.
Virgil: 8
That Twitter video of the three players against the million kids; that’s Virgil today. Absolute the easiest thing he’s ever done. Was a little unfair.
Degsi: 7
Been in the Tanerife there, hasn’t he? Absolutely bronzied. Did well when The Reds were a bit mad first half. I could have played there second half, in me work gear.
Robbo: 8
Was boss today, wasn’t he? Great ball for Mo’s goal, didn’t stop all day.
Naby: 8
How long was gone? Ten seconds? Finish and a half to end the contest. Front foot all game, pinching the ball here there and everywhere, getting The Reds playing. Gone from someone who wasn’t getting his game at all to close to being the first fella you want to break a side down.
Gini: 7
When The Reds were switching off Gini filled in the gaps. Nothing spectacular, nothing to write home about, everything to tell your mates about, mind you.
Henderson: 8
The Reds were shite first half, I’m saying. Winning 3-0 and probably the worst we have been for months. Henderson was trying to get them playing, moving, was doing his job. Lashed a belter ball in for Sadio’s second.
Mo Salah: 9
Ran them ragged. Scored a belter, scored a tap in. Could have scored more, but looks like he is on the cusp of scoring a million. Toying with these cunts.
Dan Sturridge: 5
There was a beef Monster Munch packet floating around the pitch that almost certainly had a stronger heat map than Dan Sturridge. Didn’t touch the ball, because it’s a crisp packet, but had a higher expected goals ratio of 0.01.
Shite. Maybe shouldn’t play for The Reds anymore. Must be incredible in training.
Sadio: 9
Somehow behind Mo in the battle of these two glorious African kings for leading scorer and probably Liverpool’s player of the year. Our best player for fucking ages, two belter headers plus a third against the post. Sublime. Can’t be crossed, doubted or queried.
SUBS
Shaq:
Belter little reverse fella that one, weren’t it?
Oxo:
Just lovely to see him
 
Liverpool 5 Huddersfield Town 0: The Match Ratings

by Ben Johnson | Apr 27, 2019 | 4 comments
Alisson: 8
I reckon I’m giving him a couple of points for not sitting down first half. Like, lashing his boots off, spreading a blanket out and maybe eating some cheese and crackers. Made a good save second half which frankly he should have been lying down for, possibly cutting his toe nails.
Trent: 9
Tremendous today. Did he set up four goals? I’m saying he set up four goals. At least. The ball for Mo’s in the first half is fabulous. Defended well.
Virgil: 8
That Twitter video of the three players against the million kids; that’s Virgil today. Absolute the easiest thing he’s ever done. Was a little unfair.
Degsi: 7
Been in the Tanerife there, hasn’t he? Absolutely bronzied. Did well when The Reds were a bit mad first half. I could have played there second half, in me work gear.
Robbo: 8
Was boss today, wasn’t he? Great ball for Mo’s goal, didn’t stop all day.
Naby: 8
How long was gone? Ten seconds? Finish and a half to end the contest. Front foot all game, pinching the ball here there and everywhere, getting The Reds playing. Gone from someone who wasn’t getting his game at all to close to being the first fella you want to break a side down.
Gini: 7
When The Reds were switching off Gini filled in the gaps. Nothing spectacular, nothing to write home about, everything to tell your mates about, mind you.
Henderson: 8
The Reds were shite first half, I’m saying. Winning 3-0 and probably the worst we have been for months. Henderson was trying to get them playing, moving, was doing his job. Lashed a belter ball in for Sadio’s second.
Mo Salah: 9
Ran them ragged. Scored a belter, scored a tap in. Could have scored more, but looks like he is on the cusp of scoring a million. Toying with these cunts.
Dan Sturridge: 5
There was a beef Monster Munch packet floating around the pitch that almost certainly had a stronger heat map than Dan Sturridge. Didn’t touch the ball, because it’s a crisp packet, but had a higher expected goals ratio of 0.01.
Shite. Maybe shouldn’t play for The Reds anymore. Must be incredible in training.
Sadio: 9
Somehow behind Mo in the battle of these two glorious African kings for leading scorer and probably Liverpool’s player of the year. Our best player for fucking ages, two belter headers plus a third against the post. Sublime. Can’t be crossed, doubted or queried.
SUBS
Shaq:
Belter little reverse fella that one, weren’t it?
Oxo:
Just lovely to see him
What about the dead pigeon?
 
When we finish 2nd on 97 points.... we can console ourselves with the 3rd highest points total recorded since the Premier League began - which would have won the league in any season since the Premier League began except this season and last.

That includes the 42 game seasons.

Whatever curse or pact with the devil that has been made to stop us winning the league goes beyond blood sacrificing random virgins or Oncy.

We may have to consider sending Dantes back in time to eliminate Pep Guardiola’s mother before he is born....

The 97/third highest would be behind City this season, and City last season. So good enough to win any year but this year or last.
 
Henderson has been nothing short of sensational since moving further up the pitch

He also needs to slap a trademark on that disgusting reversed clip into the far post he delivers time and time again so effortlessly yet effectively.

He's literally a different player to the start of the season, it's refreshing to no longer loathe a starting player in this phenomenal side

Keita is looking decent , ox is back gini is just gini and Milner is fit on the bench , assuming fabinho is ok for Barca we've got Hella options
 
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Now Burnley to win by 3. Or is that asking a little bit too much?
If someone dares to say we need th thump team x, y or z ... you are the first to say..we just need 3 points. On that basis asking them to get 3 against city is .. yeah a little to much. I would be happy with just a fucking draw.
 
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