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[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171095#msg1171095 date=1283933676]
that's why i need 2 pa's. one to massage my toes and another to check my spelling
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You need to sack the 2nd one; she hasn't taught you how to use capital letters properly either.
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capital letters are overrated 😛
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171095#msg1171095 date=1283933676]
that's why i need 2 pa's. one to massage my toes and another to check my spelling
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You need to sack the 2nd one; she hasn't taught you how to use capital letters properly either.
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capital letters are overrated 😛
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171132#msg1171132 date=1283938834]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah, because Kuyt, that World Cup finalist deserves to be in that category.
It's a fucking state of affairs in your tiny head if you could even begin to think that A: Lucas, with the passing ability of a foetus and B: Babel, whose only two thought processes are to run or tat the ball as hard as he can vaguely in the direction of the goal. That you could even consider Kuyt, the scorer and provider of plenty or goals, the general workhorse stature and ethic that endears him so to Liverpool fans all over would surely suggest you are not only wrong, but way off the fucking mark. Again.
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah, because Kuyt, that World Cup finalist deserves to be in that category.
It's a fucking state of affairs in your tiny head if you could even begin to think that A: Lucas, with the passing ability of a foetus and B: Babel, whose only two thought processes are to run or tat the ball as hard as he can vaguely in the direction of the goal. That you could even consider Kuyt, the scorer and provider of plenty or goals, the general workhorse stature and ethic that endears him so to Liverpool fans all over would surely suggest you are not only wrong, but way off the fucking mark. Again.
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171132#msg1171132 date=1283938834]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah looks like they won't get any games............
Roy Hodgson has promised Spanish teenager Daniel Pacheco he will be given the opportunity to stake his claim for a place in the Liverpool side.
The 19-year-old forward, who joined the Reds from Barcelona in 2007, completed his first 90 minutes for the first team against Rabotnicki last month and will come into the reckoning for Sunday's trip to Birmingham with Dirk Kuyt and David Ngog both injured.
Hodgson told the club's official website: "He is young but it is great that we can keep giving him these opportunities and moments on the field and I think these moments will get even longer as the season progresses.
"Now we are in the Europa League, it is good for me too that I will be able to give chances to the likes of him, (Jay) Spearing and (Jonjo) Shelvey. They need games and we will have plenty of opportunities in the coming months."
Spain Under-19 international Pacheco is keen to make his mark for Liverpool, adding: "I hope I will play a big part. I know that I have to keep working very hard in training and I will have to take the chances that the manager will give to me."
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah looks like they won't get any games............
Roy Hodgson has promised Spanish teenager Daniel Pacheco he will be given the opportunity to stake his claim for a place in the Liverpool side.
The 19-year-old forward, who joined the Reds from Barcelona in 2007, completed his first 90 minutes for the first team against Rabotnicki last month and will come into the reckoning for Sunday's trip to Birmingham with Dirk Kuyt and David Ngog both injured.
Hodgson told the club's official website: "He is young but it is great that we can keep giving him these opportunities and moments on the field and I think these moments will get even longer as the season progresses.
"Now we are in the Europa League, it is good for me too that I will be able to give chances to the likes of him, (Jay) Spearing and (Jonjo) Shelvey. They need games and we will have plenty of opportunities in the coming months."
Spain Under-19 international Pacheco is keen to make his mark for Liverpool, adding: "I hope I will play a big part. I know that I have to keep working very hard in training and I will have to take the chances that the manager will give to me."
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=41753.msg1171416#msg1171416 date=1283987533]
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171132#msg1171132 date=1283938834]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah, because Kuyt, that World Cup finalist deserves to be in that category.
It's a fucking state of affairs in your tiny head if you could even begin to think that A: Lucas, with the passing ability of a foetus and B: Babel, whose only two thought processes are to run or tat the ball as hard as he can vaguely in the direction of the goal. That you could even consider Kuyt, the scorer and provider of plenty or goals, the general workhorse stature and ethic that endears him so to Liverpool fans all over would surely suggest you are not only wrong, but way off the fucking mark. Again.
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Yup.
It's pretty clear Rage is easily the worst poster on here.
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171132#msg1171132 date=1283938834]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah, because Kuyt, that World Cup finalist deserves to be in that category.
It's a fucking state of affairs in your tiny head if you could even begin to think that A: Lucas, with the passing ability of a foetus and B: Babel, whose only two thought processes are to run or tat the ball as hard as he can vaguely in the direction of the goal. That you could even consider Kuyt, the scorer and provider of plenty or goals, the general workhorse stature and ethic that endears him so to Liverpool fans all over would surely suggest you are not only wrong, but way off the fucking mark. Again.
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Yup.
It's pretty clear Rage is easily the worst poster on here.
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=41753.msg1171445#msg1171445 date=1284013559]
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=41753.msg1171416#msg1171416 date=1283987533]
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171132#msg1171132 date=1283938834]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
[/quote]
when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah, because Kuyt, that World Cup finalist deserves to be in that category.
It's a fucking state of affairs in your tiny head if you could even begin to think that A: Lucas, with the passing ability of a foetus and B: Babel, whose only two thought processes are to run or tat the ball as hard as he can vaguely in the direction of the goal. That you could even consider Kuyt, the scorer and provider of plenty or goals, the general workhorse stature and ethic that endears him so to Liverpool fans all over would surely suggest you are not only wrong, but way off the fucking mark. Again.
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Yup.
It's pretty clear Rage is easily the worst poster on here.
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how quickly the warm welcome extended to rage when he first posted is snatched away...
[quote author=SummerOnions link=topic=41753.msg1171416#msg1171416 date=1283987533]
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171132#msg1171132 date=1283938834]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171120#msg1171120 date=1283935374]
Changing it from "centrespreads" to "bedspreads" has certainly maximised the comedy factor in your post.
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when my toes are being massaged its hard to focus. 🙂
bet you have a signed lucas duvet brendan.
bottom line imo with the likes of shelvey is that they won't get games as grandpa roy won't gamble. if we'd manage to offload the likes of lucas, kuyt and babel and not brought in another wave of steady eddie's then maybe things would have been different.
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Yeah, because Kuyt, that World Cup finalist deserves to be in that category.
It's a fucking state of affairs in your tiny head if you could even begin to think that A: Lucas, with the passing ability of a foetus and B: Babel, whose only two thought processes are to run or tat the ball as hard as he can vaguely in the direction of the goal. That you could even consider Kuyt, the scorer and provider of plenty or goals, the general workhorse stature and ethic that endears him so to Liverpool fans all over would surely suggest you are not only wrong, but way off the fucking mark. Again.
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Yup.
It's pretty clear Rage is easily the worst poster on here.
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how quickly the warm welcome extended to rage when he first posted is snatched away...
There was never a warm welcome, thankfully.
I stuck up for him a lot because he got a lot of stick for being a Rafa-basher..I didn't like the way he said things, but I did think he wsa right on some things.
I didnt realise it at the time, but he's just a loon who is only interested in criticising every possible thing about our club.
I stuck up for him a lot because he got a lot of stick for being a Rafa-basher..I didn't like the way he said things, but I did think he wsa right on some things.
I didnt realise it at the time, but he's just a loon who is only interested in criticising every possible thing about our club.
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=41753.msg1171454#msg1171454 date=1284014090]
There was never a warm welcome, thankfully.
I stuck up for him a lot because he got a lot of stick for being a Rafa-basher..I didn't like the way he said things, but I did think he wsa right on some things.
I didnt realise it at the time, but he's just a loon who is only interested in criticising every possible thing about our club.
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Isn't he the jeb who hates Gerrard?
There was never a warm welcome, thankfully.
I stuck up for him a lot because he got a lot of stick for being a Rafa-basher..I didn't like the way he said things, but I did think he wsa right on some things.
I didnt realise it at the time, but he's just a loon who is only interested in criticising every possible thing about our club.
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Isn't he the jeb who hates Gerrard?
Wouldnt be surprised if he hates everything.
He vilified Rafa, and now that he's gone..has now turned to vilifying Uncle Roy..
I'm sure if HOdgson is sacked he'll turn his attention to the next manager; I think nothing will satisy him but his toe-massaging grammatically poor PA's.
I don't think it's Kanwar tho.
He vilified Rafa, and now that he's gone..has now turned to vilifying Uncle Roy..
I'm sure if HOdgson is sacked he'll turn his attention to the next manager; I think nothing will satisy him but his toe-massaging grammatically poor PA's.
I don't think it's Kanwar tho.
[quote author=ragehard link=topic=41753.msg1171095#msg1171095 date=1283933676]
that's why i need 2 pa's. one to massage my toes and another to check my spelling
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One of them clearly isn't doing her job, then.
that's why i need 2 pa's. one to massage my toes and another to check my spelling
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One of them clearly isn't doing her job, then.
why would i dislike gerrard. i'm not the numpty who started threads on here asking him to man up.
as for grandpa roy, i'm not vilifying him, i just know he's not good enough. as much as i disliked rafa at least he had the capability of moments of genius, roy does not have this.
i'm not here to be popular i'll leave that to the lemmings.
i doubt any of you really think grandpa's good enough
as for grandpa roy, i'm not vilifying him, i just know he's not good enough. as much as i disliked rafa at least he had the capability of moments of genius, roy does not have this.
i'm not here to be popular i'll leave that to the lemmings.
i doubt any of you really think grandpa's good enough
ok
So you're here for everyone to hate you and think you're a cunt?
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171480#msg1171480 date=1284020437]
So you're here for everyone to hate you and think you're a cunt?
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And yet, aside from his cuntishness (posts), you and Rage seem to hold pretty similar views on footballing matters.
So you're here for everyone to hate you and think you're a cunt?
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And yet, aside from his cuntishness (posts), you and Rage seem to hold pretty similar views on footballing matters.
Yes, that would appear to be true. Doesn't really make any difference, though. I don't like or dislike people because I'm right about stuff and they're not.
Cf spider-neil
Cf spider-neil
Also rag all too often makes zero sense.
I have a Lucas bed-spread? What does that mean? I like Lucas? I fancy him?
He's basically a cabbage
I have a Lucas bed-spread? What does that mean? I like Lucas? I fancy him?
He's basically a cabbage
[quote author=mark1975 link=topic=41753.msg1171455#msg1171455 date=1284014141]
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=41753.msg1171454#msg1171454 date=1284014090]
There was never a warm welcome, thankfully.
I stuck up for him a lot because he got a lot of stick for being a Rafa-basher..I didn't like the way he said things, but I did think he wsa right on some things.
I didnt realise it at the time, but he's just a loon who is only interested in criticising every possible thing about our club.
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Isn't he the jeb who hates Gerrard?
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that's kenware[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171487#msg1171487 date=1284020905]
Yes, that would appear to be true. Doesn't really make any difference, though. I don't like or dislike people because I'm right about stuff and they're not.
Cf spider-neil
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what the hell?!
edit: okay, you're saying I'm always wrong. I'll conceed sometimes I say players will go on to become great which frankly can go either way, other than that I just make observations on players so if some disagree on my opinion then I'm fine with that but when it comes to tactics I don't think I'm wrong and most of the time if what I suggested was actually implemented we'd have been better off, in fact the only time when I called the tactics badly, badly wrong is when rafa brought on hamann rather than a striker when we were 3-0 (fantastic sub) but then had I been manager of that game didi and alonso would have been in the middle from the start and kewell wouldn't have been anywhere there the pitch, it a pity someone can't dig up the istanbul match thread as my comment is there after the team was announced.
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=41753.msg1171454#msg1171454 date=1284014090]
There was never a warm welcome, thankfully.
I stuck up for him a lot because he got a lot of stick for being a Rafa-basher..I didn't like the way he said things, but I did think he wsa right on some things.
I didnt realise it at the time, but he's just a loon who is only interested in criticising every possible thing about our club.
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Isn't he the jeb who hates Gerrard?
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that's kenware[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171487#msg1171487 date=1284020905]
Yes, that would appear to be true. Doesn't really make any difference, though. I don't like or dislike people because I'm right about stuff and they're not.
Cf spider-neil
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what the hell?!
edit: okay, you're saying I'm always wrong. I'll conceed sometimes I say players will go on to become great which frankly can go either way, other than that I just make observations on players so if some disagree on my opinion then I'm fine with that but when it comes to tactics I don't think I'm wrong and most of the time if what I suggested was actually implemented we'd have been better off, in fact the only time when I called the tactics badly, badly wrong is when rafa brought on hamann rather than a striker when we were 3-0 (fantastic sub) but then had I been manager of that game didi and alonso would have been in the middle from the start and kewell wouldn't have been anywhere there the pitch, it a pity someone can't dig up the istanbul match thread as my comment is there after the team was announced.
I think he said he likes you.
[quote author=Avmenon link=topic=41753.msg1171501#msg1171501 date=1284024691]
He's comparing rage to you and meaning he doesnt dislike you, Neil.
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oh, right, I love you too bren 🙂
He's comparing rage to you and meaning he doesnt dislike you, Neil.
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oh, right, I love you too bren 🙂
Poor the spider
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171511#msg1171511 date=1284028337]
Pour the spider
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a drink.
I need one 🙂
Pour the spider
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a drink.
I need one 🙂
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=41753.msg1171513#msg1171513 date=1284028424]
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171511#msg1171511 date=1284028337]
Pour the spider
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a drink.
I need one 🙂
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With plenty of vitamin B added.
[quote author=Brendan link=topic=41753.msg1171511#msg1171511 date=1284028337]
Pour the spider
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a drink.
I need one 🙂
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With plenty of vitamin B added.
He probably thinks they're overrated, just like capital letters.
Incidentally, neil, they aren't in either case, and your posts show exactly why.
Incidentally, neil, they aren't in either case, and your posts show exactly why.
[quote author=Judge Jules link=topic=41753.msg1171600#msg1171600 date=1284039907]
He probably thinks they're overrated, just like capital letters.
Incidentally, neil, they aren't in either case, and your posts show exactly why.
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6CM should hold a poll of whether or not I should include capital letters (the lack of commas wont happen again) and if the vote is ya then I'll type with capitals from now on, but I suspect the board in general don't give a shit.
He probably thinks they're overrated, just like capital letters.
Incidentally, neil, they aren't in either case, and your posts show exactly why.
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6CM should hold a poll of whether or not I should include capital letters (the lack of commas wont happen again) and if the vote is ya then I'll type with capitals from now on, but I suspect the board in general don't give a shit.
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