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Forget about our woes and laugh at United 1-6

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[quote author=Jack D Rips link=topic=47267.msg1416327#msg1416327 date=1319452625]
I blame Ferguson for the defeat. Fancy not playing Howard Webb in the derby.
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Hahaha.
 
Fucking hell does this man ever shut up, fresh allegations.

Breaking news: Evra "I was raped by the whole city team"
 
Ok, so...

1) We can all be down, and nothing can cheer us up even a little bit, or

2) We can all be down, but perk up just a little bit, temporarily, 'cos the scum got humiliated.

If we're shit - and we are - I'd rather see them lose than win. The two are not mutually exclusive.
 
[quote author=El Pistolero link=topic=47267.msg1416383#msg1416383 date=1319460661]
Fucking hell does this man ever shut up, fresh allegations.

Breaking news: Evra "I was raped by the whole city team"
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:laugh:
 
"Man City fans have not seen a win like this since they were Chelsea fans"

Man City have setup a distress line for United fans: 0161 616161

What do Manchester United and Colonel Gadaffi have in common? Both were murdered by the locals!

And there's one more that some sick puppy sent me about raping that I won't post here
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47267.msg1416554#msg1416554 date=1319484179]
"Man City fans have not seen a win like this since they were Chelsea fans"

Man City have setup a distress line for United fans: 0161 616161

What do Manchester United and Colonel Gadaffi have in common? Both were murdered by the locals!

And there's one more that some sick puppy sent me about raping that I won't post here


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Text please ;D
 
David Silva confirmed himself as the best player in the Premier League. He's absolutely unreal.

And yeah, people shouldn't get too caught up in the 'bigger picture' all of the time. If you cannot enjoy these moments then you may as well give up on football already.
 
[quote author=Rosco link=topic=47267.msg1416554#msg1416554 date=1319484179]
"Man City fans have not seen a win like this since they were Chelsea fans"

Man City have setup a distress line for United fans: 0161 616161

What do Manchester United and Colonel Gadaffi have in common? Both were murdered by the locals!

And there's one more that some sick puppy sent me about raping that I won't post here
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So, rape jokes are funny, but laughing at the Scum getting battered is poor form ?

Great.
 
Re: Re: Forget about our woes and laugh at United 1-6

[quote author=themn link=topic=47267.msg1416597#msg1416597 date=1319491337]
So, rape jokes are funny, but laughing at the Scum getting battered is poor form ?

Great.
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Hey, i think both are hilarious
 
profanityswan Andy Dawson
Dear idiots, read this and THINK. RT @sharonGOONer: Some new words I have wrote: When did rape become the new black? bit.ly/qPd9YX

Yes, I'm being a po-faced twat who should get over himself.
 
[quote author=themn link=topic=47267.msg1416600#msg1416600 date=1319491553]
profanityswan Andy Dawson
Dear idiots, read this and THINK. RT @sharonGOONer: Some new words I have wrote: When did rape become the new black? bit.ly/qPd9YX

Yes, I'm being a po-faced twat who should get over himself.


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At least you're a self aware po-faced twat
 
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=47267.msg1416576#msg1416576 date=1319489876]
David Silva confirmed himself as the best player in the Premier League. He's absolutely unreal.

And yeah, people shouldn't get too caught up in the 'bigger picture' all of the time. If you cannot enjoy these moments then you may as well give up on football already.
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This cannot be true because Brendan continually told us that his complete lack of pace would esnure he'd never succeed in the premier league. So get your facts right Squiggs.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47267.msg1416644#msg1416644 date=1319513874]
[quote author=Squiggles link=topic=47267.msg1416576#msg1416576 date=1319489876]
David Silva confirmed himself as the best player in the Premier League. He's absolutely unreal.

And yeah, people shouldn't get too caught up in the 'bigger picture' all of the time. If you cannot enjoy these moments then you may as well give up on football already.
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This cannot be true because Brendan continually told us that his complete lack of pace would esnure he'd never succeed in the premier league. So get your facts right Squiggs.
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Slow and weak was it? Something like that. I've been raving about Silva from day one. Love him. He's my favourite non Liverpool player at the mo, well bar Super Mario The Human Highlight Reel of course. His pass to Dzeko was ridiculously classy.

He did cost them 24 million so it's not like they got him on the cheap but he's worth it. Suprised Barca didn't sign him up the greedy bastards. Madrid have Ozil who is a similarly gifted player so the path to the premier league was wide open for him.
 
He's probably my favorite player in the world. I've loved him since the first fucking minute I clapped eyes on him and furiously defended him on here when Brendan - and plenty of others I might add - were giving it the big "no pace" shite.

It breaks my heart watching him rip the fucking cunt out of the opposition knowing he should be doing that for us but never ever will. Him and Xabi Alonso. I'm like a jilted fucking ex-lover for that cunt too.

I might do a mixtapw.
 
I've noticed he does a similar kind of thing Xavi does when he gets closed down, which is just to turn around with the ball on the spot.

It's so simple and yet defenders can never seem to do anything about it.

Oh well, we'll just have to get the next one!
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47267.msg1416665#msg1416665 date=1319529097]
He's probably my favorite player in the world. I've loved him since the first fucking minute I clapped eyes on him and furiously defended him on here when Brendan - and plenty of others I might add - were giving it the big "no pace" shite.

It breaks my heart watching him rip the fucking cunt out of the opposition knowing he should be doing that for us but never ever will. Him and Xabi Alonso. I'm like a jilted fucking ex-lover for that cunt too.

I might do a mixtapw.
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I'm surprised you didnt like Mereiles more than you alluded to. I'm not saying he's in the class of the two mentioned above but he was a cracking player. He's the kind if player I thought you'd love, movement, quick passer of the ball, intelligent etc.
 
[quote author=Ryan link=topic=47267.msg1416665#msg1416665 date=1319529097]
He's probably my favorite player in the world. I've loved him since the first fucking minute I clapped eyes on him and furiously defended him on here when Brendan - and plenty of others I might add - were giving it the big "no pace" shite.

It breaks my heart watching him rip the fucking cunt out of the opposition knowing he should be doing that for us but never ever will. Him and Xabi Alonso. I'm like a jilted fucking ex-lover for that cunt too.

I might do a mixtapw.
[/quote]I agree with you and David.
Every time there was one of those 'pick one player' threads id pick Silva.
Its heartbreaking hes over there being lets face it THE star amongst a galaxy of stars.
We were so close to having a midfield of Gerrard, Silva, Alonso, Mascherano, Lucas could you imagine that.
 
Yeah I wanted Mata then to try appease me some how after watching Silva go to city.
I was on the rebound is all. A German is my next bandwagon. I think Muller is freakishly good and will only get better. Plus we should have broken the bank for schwein this summer. Gotze, Ozil, Kroos, Marin, Gomes. Plus the younger german again slug and a few others keep mentioning. Schurrle perhaps? It's hard to prize them away it seems. Was worried united would get Ozil the summer he went to madrido.

Another player im gambling on is the Russian player Alan Dzagoev (sp?). Roopy raves about him too I believe. Khl looks to be on the money with Erickson too. He looks silly good. As Keni said albeit quite facetiously "we'll get the next one".

My iPhone is on shuffle and just played Belle and Sebastian, Piazza new York catcher as I wrote this. Nothing to do with anything bar it being a good song.
 
my brother is a manc and I work opposite a manc and I couldn't even be bothered to take the piss out them, I'm pretty disillusioned currently, watching liverpool batter teams and get no rewards is really demoralising.
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=47267.msg1416715#msg1416715 date=1319534813]
my brother is a manc and I work opposite a manc and I couldn't even be bothered to take the piss out them, I'm pretty disillusioned currently, watching liverpool batter teams and get no rewards is really demoralising.
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this 🙁
 
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=47267.msg1416715#msg1416715 date=1319534813]
my brother is a manc and I work opposite a manc and I couldn't even be bothered to take the piss out them, I'm pretty disillusioned currently, watching liverpool batter teams and get no rewards is really demoralising.
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It's frustrating I give you that. Demoralising ? That, for me, would be if we weren't controlling games and we weren't creating anything at all. That's just not the case. Wev'e room for improvement undoubtedly but we'll click sooner or later I'm sure and hit a rich vein of goalscoring form. Watch us fly, just watch. Boom !
 
[quote author=Y1 link=topic=47267.msg1416721#msg1416721 date=1319535630]
[quote author=spider-neil link=topic=47267.msg1416715#msg1416715 date=1319534813]
my brother is a manc and I work opposite a manc and I couldn't even be bothered to take the piss out them, I'm pretty disillusioned currently, watching liverpool batter teams and get no rewards is really demoralising.
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this 🙁
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You're just a great big pussy you are.
 
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