Indeed. I hope it's someone completely out of the blue, just like we signed Assaidi.
Something on the offal like - Reds agree deal for Damiao. Boom!
I wouldn't even need to wank. I'd just cum. Bang. Cumsplosion.
Indeed. I hope it's someone completely out of the blue, just like we signed Assaidi.
Something on the offal like - Reds agree deal for Damiao. Boom!
Carroll needs to be at a team playing to his strengths. I thought he should have taken the west ham offer as they were going to build the team around him. His style doesn't suit the top modern teams but he's still a good player.
We really should call Newcastle's bluff. They are making out like they don't really need him, but with the african nations this year they'll be without a striker for a good month. They don't want that. They need him alright....£25m to them and £17m to anyone else.
African Nations was indeed this year, but given it was in January and February, I think they'll be past worried about it.
Dont Internacional want 40 mill for Damaio?
Rumours of a loan move to AC Milan
Still think he's off Sunny? And any rumours about a replacement?
I think he'll go to Newcastle mate but we wont let Toon bum us again so, if they don't give a reasonable price, he'll stop here. I think we're sick of being anally violated. We may sign someone though anywy. We're in need of a goal scorer but I've heard nowt on the grapevine , it's all very quiet these days.
I reckon Newcastle are leaving it as late as they can in the hope of fucking us over.
Newcastle can get to fuck!
I'd rather we send him there on a helicopter with 15 minutes of the transfer window to go. Sign Sturridge then pull the plug on the Carroll deal. Just to piss them off.