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You love it in the arse you slag

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That goal came from the useless cunt Benteke not getting to the cross field ball. The twat was jogging for it.
 
This United team are fucking wank, we should be crucifying them at the weekend.
Palace should have had another 3, but that was when united were chasing the game.

We need to score quickly to open it up
 
I hope we rape the bastards at the weekend. On my command unleash hell and all that shit.
 
I am looking forward to the game on Saturday as I see it as a sort of free hit
A loss wouldn't be overly damaging because of the cushion we have over fifth and a win would be magnificent.
A bit like the game against Man City who you expected to beat all your rivals anyhow so any result could be deemed to be a good one.
 
Palace should have had another 3, but that was when united were chasing the game.

We need to score quickly to open it up
Their attack is so poor, Sanchez's entire game just seems to be to attempt chipped balls in behind, Lukaku gives me Kewell flash backs with some of the slowest step overs in football, and Pogba just looks like a slightly more athletic and slightly less composed Emre Can. I fully expect us to drop points by some injustice or tactical frustration as we always do, but make no mistake, we are much much better than this United team.
 
Their attack is so poor, Sanchez's entire game just seems to be to attempt chipped balls in behind, Lukaku gives me Kewell flash backs with some of the slowest step overs in football, and Pogba just looks like a slightly more athletic and slightly less composed Emre Can. I fully expect us to drop points by some injustice or tactical frustration as we also do, but make no mistake, we are much much better than this United team.
We're much MUCH better, but you could argue they're drilled better defensively.

They're masters at spoiling a game
 
I just watched that game - cannot believe what happened at the end. You know what lads ? - if they had lost and been below us in the table - for some reason I was thinking - I don't really give a shit about the game on Saturday. Honestly - no shit at all - because I look at United team and can only think how bad they are at overall football. We can defend like that if Klopp asks to and frustrate the shit out of them - we did it once this season and Klopp was right to do that at Anfield - why even give Jose the chance to win ? - when it happens its football that loses out.

No - I've changed my mind completely at the end - I want us to absolutely beat the shit out of those cunts - so badly now. I honestly don't like any of their players - or even rate them against any of ours - man for man at this moment - I don't give a fuck. Nah - on Saturday we should give them a first half treatment like we did to Man City, and the start of the second half too. But this time we have big Virgil at the back - we need Henderson to play and be angry and we need Can on top form - I want our boys to play the game of their fucking lives and absolutely fuck these bastards up - as @Woland says 'up the arse you f*cking slag'. Don't give an inch and press them till they bleed like fucking pussys' - fucking hate them and their cunt manager.

KLOPP - PRESS THEM PRESS THEM AND BEAT THEM - for football's sake.
 
We're much MUCH better, but you could argue they're drilled better defensively.

They're masters at spoiling a game

They are exactly that, I've just got a feeling they're going to get what they deserve for playing complete anti football. Maybe I'm just annoyed after seeing them completely lucking a game again, where do you go on the internet to get betting odds? Tempted to go Liverpool win, scoring four goals.
 
They are definitely better defensively but...they are at home. Jose has gotten away with park the bus tactics with other teams but I doubt he will want to create more ill-will by parking the bus against Man Utd's most hated rival. The stadium will demand blood and this could play into our hands as our lads will punish any mistakes their relatively average defence makes. I think what Mourino will do is try to shut the front three down or cut off the supply line in midfield. Spurs and City both did that to us and it hurt us badly...thats the only worry, our midfield is going to have to step up and stand tall. Other than that weakness we should smash them! I have a feeling Salah is going to have a good day against that defence.
 
You fucking idiots. Do you cunts know nothing? No pointing and laughing until it's over! Nobheads.

James Tomkins for that first goal, fucking hell. If he doesn't defend like he has been lobotomized there, Palace don't shit themselves and they probably win.
 
They are exactly that, I've just got a feeling they're going to get what they deserve for playing complete anti football. Maybe I'm just annoyed after seeing them completely lucking a game again, where do you go on the internet to get betting odds? Tempted to go Liverpool win, scoring four goals.

@Modo - I hate watching them - they don't even break sweat and win games those fuckers. @Modo I don't think my heart can take it if we lose to them. Like
 
They are definitely better defensively but...they are at home. Jose has gotten away with park the bus tactics with other teams but I doubt he will want to create more ill-will by parking the bus against Man Utd's most hated rival. The stadium will demand blood and this could play into our hands as our lads will punish any mistakes their relatively average defence makes. I think what Mourino will do is try to shut the front three down or cut off the supply line in midfield. Spurs and City both did that to us and it hurt us badly...thats the only worry, our midfield is going to have to step up and stand tall. Other than that weakness we should smash them! I have a feeling Salah is going to have a good day against that defence.
We scored 6 goals in those two games, I wouldn't say it hurt us that badly. Obvious it was better earlier in the season when we played them, but we've come a long way since then.
 
Which one of you cunts jinxed the result?

It was this static unfit centre back I spent two hours running my bollocks into the ground covering for. He stopped play to check the score, I tried my best to square it with the universe, but before I could catch my breath he says fucks sake, and I looked around for a suitable pavement.
 
In a way all this reminds me of the days when slur use to be in shock after we would nick a win at ol toilet under GH. He would be astounded how we did fuck all and not come out while his team would attack and attack and still not win. Never mind.
 
Tiredness killed Palace tonight. They played a really good game in the first half running like nutters and then it looked to me that they couldn't keep up the tempo and cover defensively as they had that was the cue for United's better technical players took over. But it was interesting to see how United crumbled when they were dressed like that. Pogba had a really average game and Sanchez wasn't much better.

Goes to show how good our fitness levels are...the only team this season I have seen match us for fitness was Spurs and to lesser extent City. Against those two teams, I think Klopp realised that and tweaked his tactics more so than any other I have seen. We still attacked those team Klopp style but we conceded a massive amount of possession, I know it wasn't all about fitness but I think some respect was paid to Spurs and City with regard to the quality of press we all seem to employ at times.

With that being said, it will hopefully be an interesting battle on Sunday. We can go all in for a win whilst United will have the Sevilla match at the back of their minds. they won't be wanting injuries to key players especially.
 
Pardew, Hodgson and Allardyce relegated.
Thats the stuff dreams are made off.

Experienced English managers deserved a job = relegation
 
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