Weekend Matches

[MomoWASright]

FFS. After my prediction on here I put. A couple of on Aguero first goalscorer & 4-1 at 33/1.

I should have watched the match so I could fucking cash out. Fucking citeh cunts couldn't even be arsed scoring one more.

I didn’t think you could cash out on such bets.

 

[FoxForceFive]

I didn’t think you could cash out on such bets.

Ah right, well that makes me feel a bit better anyway. Still pissed off those useless cunts couldn't score another one though.

 

[jan]

I had no idea Crouch was at Burnley

 

[gkmacca]

I had no idea Crouch was at Burnley

He's the one human being LS Lowry could have painted accurately.

 

[Woland]

 

[manwithnoname]

The inevitable Man City victory over the Bitters tonight will at least have a small silver lining, as they will undoubtedly call for the heads of Silva/ Sigurdsson/ Tom Davies/ Pickford/ Keane etc

 

[Woland]

I'm hoping that without the constant booing and demands for half decent football Everton may be renewed.

I said hope, not expect

 

[manwithnoname]

I'm hoping that without the constant booing and demands for half decent football Everton may be renewed.

I said hope, not expect

He's doomed anyway. The annual "Bitters Speculate Hilariously On Who Should Be The Next Everton Manager" polls have begun.

 

[Woland]

I was on about how all my blue mates will be cheering City tonight. Watch them cheer for the first time this season when Aguero scores after thirty seconds

 

[manwithnoname]

I was on about how all my blue mates will be cheering City tonight. Watch them cheer for the first time this season when Aguero scores after thirty seconds

Ah, right. Of course, silly me!

Still, on the topic of "Next Everton Manager" I thought Id share some of the thinking on GOT:

Obviously there's a load of shouts for Conte, Zidane, Mourinho, Wenger, Blanc and Simeone - "How much is Simeone on at Atletico? Double it and watch him sweat" and assorted other managers who wouldn't go near The Bitters with a 10-foot bargepole.

Reassuringly, there's enough Bitters who aren't totally mad that have rightly laughed such suggestions out of the Forum.

The old perennial favourite Fonseca is usually top of the polls (and was before they appointed Silva too), but there's more than a few interesting shouts for Arteta (played for them/ Pep's assistant wow/ Arsenal interviewed him/ is Spanish and therefore clever), "that bloke from Southampton" and also.......Frank Lampard! Who is "connected" and a "winner".

And also more than a few shouts for Moyesie. And Rafa!

It's really most amusing

 

[tombrown]

They'll get Solskjaer after Utd hire Poch

 

[Brizzle]

I'm surprised liverpool fans aren't hijacking the bus route and giving city another warm welcome to Liverpool... Anyway, not sure i'll even watch tonight. False hope will be the death of us.

 

[Jack D Rips]

Could Silva be the first manager to be sacked for winning a game?

 

[manwithnoname]

Could Silva be the first manager to be sacked for winning a game?

A delighted "Are you watching Liverpool?" from the Gwladys St as they go 3-0 down

 

[Fabio]

Think this match will end as a dodgy snuff dvd, you buy at a car booty in skem from a fella called Wojcech, who asked if you wanted to see "man gape, yes?"

 

[Fabio]

I'm not confident in Everton shall we say

 

[manwithnoname]

I'm not confident in Everton shall we say

Every time we need a favour or any kind of result, they roll over and get fucked. Without fail.

There's no point in having any hope in the Bitters doing anything apart from losing.

 

[tombrown]

I love the talk of Everton throwing this match ... as if they have any choice

 

[MomoWASright]

City at 3/10. Safest bet you will ever get.

 

[Brizzle]

Would Everton fans cheer if City scored? Maybe Everton are winning 2-1 and City level it in the last minute - i'd imagine they aren't pissed off...

 

[Aidan O' Neill]

Would Everton fans cheer if City scored? Maybe Everton are winning 2-1 and City level it in the last minute - i'd imagine they aren't pissed off...

I doubt many have even considered the scenario as it would involve Everton scoring twice.

 

[Dave G]

Come up with a great ( and potentially funny as fuck ) money spinner. Hope someone else already has this in motion. Get as many of the hand sized bean bag's you used to have as a kid at school, and have them sown inside little "black cat" outfits. Flog them at a fiver a go prior to the derby. Can you imagine the guffawing as the world looked on on Sky as hundreds of little black cats pour down onto the pitch.

 

[Halmeister]

Look at the state of that Everton lineup. They're scum, la

 

[FoxForceFive]

I've put a couple of quid on 5-0.

That's how much hope I have in Everton doing anything.

 

[the count]

Look at the state of that Everton lineup. They're scum, la

To be far the have a cup final to play next month

 

[Oncy]

Fucking Gylfi and Richarlison on the bench!?!?

My man wants the sack

 

[Halmeister]

Fucking Gylfi and Richarlison on the bench!?!?

My man wants the sack

If he wanted the sack, he'd be going all out to win this. Hardly any blues want them to win tonight.

 

[warnerles]

Mate of mine whose lad is at John Moores Uni said tickets for the game were being handed out this afternoon. Half the ground will be empty tonight which, if they ignore the peeling paint and smell of stale piss, will make City feel right at home.

 

[Shadey]

Not as strong a team put out tonight by citeh as usual but then again you don’t need much these days to turn over the Merseyside blues.

 

[Halmeister]

On a positive note, a few heads should explode when the bitters in the ground can't work out whether to boo or cheer when they start playing like shit.