Weekend Games Aug 30th

[Fabio]

Owen trying his best to say it should be a pen, but struggling

 

[cloggypop]

They would have had 2 pelanties today if Ferguson was still in charge.

 

[Athens]

This is dull.

 

[Fabio]

This is dull.

So far i've mildly enjoyed it

 

[cloggypop]

This is dull.

The crowd reaction and LvG interview will be worth it. Nearly there.

 

[Athens]

So far i've mildly enjoyed it

If the scoreline stays the same I might look back on it with a slight nostalgia.

 

[Modo]

Good old Chris Foy

 

[Fabio]

Where's jizzjam? Haven't seen him yet.

 

[Fabio]

This has late winner for united all over it

 

[Comical Aly]

They would have had 2 pelanties today if Ferguson was still in charge.

Yep- he got them pelanty of penalties.

 

[cloggypop]

Where's jizzjam? Haven't seen him yet.

Janujizz the saviour of the universe came on for Mata. Have not seen him since.

 

[Fabio]

Janujizz the saviour of the universe came on for Mata. Have not seen him since.

Clearly he's acting like God and being entirely non-physical

 

[DHSC]

Fuck me, Anderson has put on a few pounds.

 

[cloggypop]

This improves their points average a fair bit. Takes them up to 0.67* points a game.







*Generously rounded up

 

[Red Astaire]

This is quite funny - Even though I have Rooney as my FF captain and Mata in. My grand plan of Utd having an easy first 6-7 games has backfired beautifully! Much more sweet than bitter though.

 

[Red Astaire]

Ha ha ha! What a fucking shower! Well done Burnley.

 

[Fabio]

Ladies and gentlemen, Wayne Rooney. Man United captain and England captain, putting in one of the most lazy, not arsed performances I've had the honour of seeing.

 

[Comical Aly]

Welbeck hoofs it out and Owen concedes 'that might have come off welbeck'. Hahaha. Dick.

 

[Athens]

Fuck me. United really are shite.

 

[Shadey]

What no autographs

 

[etchy]

Yay Burnley!!!!

 

[Red Astaire]

Ladies and gentlemen, Wayne Rooney. Man United captain and England captain, putting in one of the most lazy, not arsed performances I've had the honour of seeing.

Yeah I was thinking that. RVP looked rubbish as well. Rooney though looked completely disinterested. Happy days.

 

[Piedro]

HE GOT THE JOB ON A TECHNICALITEH

 

[Piedro]

HES THE BIGGEST FOOL IN MANCHESTOR

 

[Red Astaire]

Fuck me Paul Scholes is small! He looks ridiculous next to Macca and other guy.

 

[C/O]

So there's no game on TV now? Or am I real life quiffing?

 

[Dreambeliever]

Superb. This is brilliant. Utd are in free fall.
I'm sure they'll bounce back but 2/9 so far is great viewing and Mata injured

 

[Dreambeliever]

So there's no game on TV now? Or am I real life quiffing?

Get an Australian IP and you can watch whatever game you like off my Foxtel

 

[Red Astaire]

LVG sounds absolutely wankered!

 

[Dreambeliever]

Watching city Stoke now
Come on Stoke